if you could have one nite of insane sex who would it be...

[Strypergirl]

I would have insane sex with bert Michaels, and I will go down and blow. I know I am very talented. Ya know I wish bert michael's was here to read this. I want him to know how much i need to have his kids, I mean his sex.

[Strypergirl]

Yea and Bert Michael's you can contact me here at sludge if ya like, if you come here that is. I want you, bad. I am so hot for you! You are so hot, baby!

[Strypergirl]

I have gone blonde now Bert. If you like what you see, I want you.

[Strypergirl]

I also made a hot sex wav file, for Bert Michaels. I mean saying what I would love to do to him sexually, the thing is i have no way of contacting BM, to give it to him. I sing. I want action tonight, if only i knew How to contact Bert Michael's, Alright.

[nycrue]

That guy Ace from FP. Very deep sexy voice and tats. I was sad to hear Rachel Bolan say in an interview that he feels too old for groupies now or something. Which isn’t true at all..But damn!

I hear he, Ace, is single. Looks like a little punk to me.

Not single anymore. He's dating some Sammi Doll chick. Before that it was Britt Lightning which leaves me kind of like...how do you go from hot blonde chick to titless (no ass either) goth wannabe? And he acts like she's the shit.

He does have a sexy voice but he seems to be a major pain in the ass. On Twitter he's always acting like some ultra sensitive little bitch. Also, it doesn't seem like he was ever into groupies. He said so in some interview...or maybe it was a tweet, don't recall.

lol. I totally thought the same thing. He keeps girlfriends for a while, then they all breakup. He tends to go for girls who are in a band and working a lot and touring too. so never has time to see them. it seems stupid. I agree with all that. I mean, he seems like he needs to loosen up. I would have fun with him.

[RadGurL3]

I hear he, Ace, is single. Looks like a little punk to me.

Not single anymore. He's dating some Sammi Doll chick. Before that it was Britt Lightning which leaves me kind of like...how do you go from hot blonde chick to titless (no ass either) goth wannabe? And he acts like she's the shit.

He does have a sexy voice but he seems to be a major pain in the ass. On Twitter he's always acting like some ultra sensitive little bitch. Also, it doesn't seem like he was ever into groupies. He said so in some interview...or maybe it was a tweet, don't recall.

lol. I totally thought the same thing. He keeps girlfriends for a while, then they all breakup. He tends to go for girls who are in a band and working a lot and touring too. so never has time to see them. it seems stupid. I agree with all that. I mean, he seems like he needs to loosen up. I would have fun with him.

Your chance might be coming soon, to hook up. Isn't it around the breakup time? Bwahahaha!

[princessofrock]

Not single anymore. He's dating some Sammi Doll chick. Before that it was Britt Lightning which leaves me kind of like...how do you go from hot blonde chick to titless (no ass either) goth wannabe? And he acts like she's the shit.

He does have a sexy voice but he seems to be a major pain in the ass. On Twitter he's always acting like some ultra sensitive little bitch. Also, it doesn't seem like he was ever into groupies. He said so in some interview...or maybe it was a tweet, don't recall.

lol. I totally thought the same thing. He keeps girlfriends for a while, then they all breakup. He tends to go for girls who are in a band and working a lot and touring too. so never has time to see them. it seems stupid. I agree with all that. I mean, he seems like he needs to loosen up. I would have fun with him.

Your chance might be coming soon, to hook up. Isn't it around the breakup time? Bwahahaha!

I'm calling first dibs on emo boy. I've had my eye on him for years!

[nycrue]

he seems like he's into the goth looking girls from the majority of girls I've seen him date. I'm gonna see LA Guns this summer and since he's been playing with them lately and filling in, I'm interested to see how things go.

[RadGurL3]

lol. I totally thought the same thing. He keeps girlfriends for a while, then they all breakup. He tends to go for girls who are in a band and working a lot and touring too. so never has time to see them. it seems stupid. I agree with all that. I mean, he seems like he needs to loosen up. I would have fun with him.

Your chance might be coming soon, to hook up. Isn't it around the breakup time? Bwahahaha!

I'm calling first dibs on emo boy. I've had my eye on him for years!

All yours! HA!

[RadGurL3]

he seems like he's into the goth looking girls from the majority of girls I've seen him date. I'm gonna see LA Guns this summer and since he's been playing with them lately and filling in, I'm interested to see how things go.

Are you a goth chick?

[princessofrock]

Your chance might be coming soon, to hook up. Isn't it around the breakup time? Bwahahaha!

I'm calling first dibs on emo boy. I've had my eye on him for years!

All yours! HA!

He might be a nice change from Mr. J!

[BigMermPerm87]

Maynard James Keenan... apparently he is into anal and use to be a super slut. He is married with a young child now.

[BigMermPerm87]

Maynard James Keenan... apparently he is into anal and use to be a super slut. He is married with a young child now.

[RadGurL3]

Maynard James Keenan... apparently he is into anal and use to be a super slut. He is married with a young child now.

Sometimes the married thing with offspring doesn't matter to them. Not a fan of Tool or any of the other bands he's in, I just don't get it. Yawn.

[Strypergirl]

is Bert micheals single, does anyone know?

[whoopie]

is Bert micheals single, does anyone know?

You are a good christian remember? You dont get to have sex. Especially unmarried sex.

[Darth Blotzer]

Billy Milano

[LAglamrocker]

An official Hookers For Jesus lady

[theglammerthebetter]

So many but 1st pick would be

1987 era Samantha Fox

[BigMermPerm87]

I would totally fuck Blotzer & Pearcy in a 3some

[nycrue]

Well kids absolutely nothing happened at LA Guns tonight, they all basically were in hiding in the bus and wouldn’t sign anything for anybody. Kinda lame if you ask me. Ace only signed 1 thing for a some little girl I think he met before. Scot coogan came out for a while and chatted and took pics. He was awesome. No Tracii and no Phil after the show. I heard before they’re both MIA after shows with fans. Kinda bummed out. Maybe they’ve mellowed a lot which sucks, literally nothing happened. I heard so many lurid stories with them in the not so far past. Ace looked even better in person! They all looked really good in person, even Phil.

[Wild Obsession]

Jennifer Connelly

[BigMermPerm87]

Scott Griffin..... ladies... anyone??

[RadGurL3]

Well kids absolutely nothing happened at LA Guns tonight, they all basically were in hiding in the bus and wouldn’t sign anything for anybody. Kinda lame if you ask me. Ace only signed 1 thing for a some little girl I think he met before. Scot coogan came out for a while and chatted and took pics. He was awesome. No Tracii and no Phil after the show. I heard before they’re both MIA after shows with fans. Kinda bummed out. Maybe they’ve mellowed a lot which sucks, literally nothing happened. I heard so many lurid stories with them in the not so far past. Ace looked even better in person! They all looked really good in person, even Phil.

Of course "superstars" Phil and Tracii don't come out and say hi. Ace always does and is cool to everybody. Johnny too. Phil definitely still looks great. Someone once told me that Phil *if he hooks up* does so with mediocre looking chicks. I guess I'll never have a shot at that then...haha!

[nycrue]

Well kids absolutely nothing happened at LA Guns tonight, they all basically were in hiding in the bus and wouldn’t sign anything for anybody. Kinda lame if you ask me. Ace only signed 1 thing for a some little girl I think he met before. Scot coogan came out for a while and chatted and took pics. He was awesome. No Tracii and no Phil after the show. I heard before they’re both MIA after shows with fans. Kinda bummed out. Maybe they’ve mellowed a lot which sucks, literally nothing happened. I heard so many lurid stories with them in the not so far past. Ace looked even better in person! They all looked really good in person, even Phil.

Of course "superstars" Phil and Tracii don't come out and say hi. Ace always does and is cool to everybody. Johnny too. Phil definitely still looks great. Someone once told me that Phil *if he hooks up* does so with mediocre looking chicks. I guess I'll never have a shot at that then...haha!

lol... superstars? Ace only came out for a minute after everyone left and signed 1 thing for a little girl who's like 13 and apparently her and her mother knew him from before or something? it was a total bummer. He looked REALLY good in person, like I wanted to kick myself.

[Darth Blotzer]

Haggard women are still offering their dusty tuna caves to L.A. Guns in 2019. This is brilliant.

[nycrue]

Haggard women are still offering their dusty tuna caves to L.A. Guns in 2019. This is brilliant.

Haggard?? I'm about 20 years younger than all of them. and their current guitarist is about the same age as me. so F that. I would never mess with Phil, no offense to the elders. they are good looking guys. DARTH. is jealous.

[RadGurL3]

Scott Griffin..... ladies... anyone??

Scottie the hottie!

[princessofrock]

Scott Griffin..... ladies... anyone??

Scottie the hottie!

He's adorable and sweet!

[nycrue]

after I read about Scott in that' groupies book...not impressed. Is he even in a band anymore? he got kicked out of LA Guns years ago.