Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Not quite getting this nym. Does Shit Nazi mean Jeff LYNNE?
So what, I guess. He's only going to have it for a week or two.
So what, I guess. He's only going to have it for a week or two.
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Every time I use a public bathroom, if I hear someone talking on a phone in a stall, I want to yell “He’s taking a shit!” right as I walk out the door.
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Ever take a big dump and think ur done but then u realize u gotta go sit back down 'n finish the job?
That's called a "Jeff Lynn Bizkit".
That's called a "Jeff Lynn Bizkit".
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Of course, who hasn't?
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
No...
But I have propped the bedroom's full length mirror, against my bed in a way, that the reflection of the TV is visible from the toilet!
Especially if there is a Live high-speed chase, the end of an NFL game or UFC match right as nature calls.
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But I have propped the bedroom's full length mirror, against my bed in a way, that the reflection of the TV is visible from the toilet!
Especially if there is a Live high-speed chase, the end of an NFL game or UFC match right as nature calls.
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
No pause on your remote?MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 12:01 pm No...
But I have propped the bedroom's full length mirror, against my bed in a way, that the reflection of the TV is visible from the toilet!
Especially if there is a Live high-speed chase, the end of an NFL game or UFC match right as nature calls.
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Talk on the phone all the time when taking a dump. Always have my phone in there with me. Best time to look at Sludge.
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
I've yelled at Alexa in the bathroom.
"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
I shout at the devil when I'm shitting.
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"GET THEE BEHIND ME!"
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Might be even less if the mod will hurry up and catch on.Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:16 pm Not quite getting this nym. Does Shit Nazi mean Jeff LYNNE?
So what, I guess. He's only going to have it for a week or two.
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
No but I once shit on a speaker phone
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
I wonder what was in this image that was so violating??
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Ever played a live gig from the shitter?
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onstage or backstage?
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Wondering the same thingREO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sat Nov 26, 2022 2:09 pmI wonder what was in this image that was so violating??
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Maybe Phil Lewis was singing into a microphone while taking a shit
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
First of all... no. But I have a serious question... before cell phones really caught on, people were installing phones in their bathrooms. Some hotels still have them actually. Was this really that necessary? Do people spend that much time on the toilet that they can't just call the person back in a few minutes? I can honestly tell you I have never had the desire to speak to someone while on the pot.
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Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
Was there really a need to dig this thread up after almost a year.REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 8:51 amMaybe Phil Lewis was singing into a microphone while taking a shit
Re: Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??
I was talking to my uncle the other night, and felt my ass ready to explode. So, I took the phone in with me, put it on mute while he was talking, then unmuted it...He was none the wiser. Since you asked...
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