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Someone is desperate for attention. :)

https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/13/britney- ... new-video/
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Well, she's got some moves at least.
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It looks like she's been up for days.

Manic episode :?:
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She is hotter rite now than she has ever been!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
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20 years too late but whatever
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parasite74 wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2023 5:55 pm She is hotter rite now than she has ever been!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
Agreed. I'd like her to tour again. I'd try to get approved to photograph that lol
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Five years later......

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Amanda Bynes vibes.
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She is going to die...

One day it's going to be like Michael Jackson news...

"Britney Dead" will be the headline on TMZ!

She's not only nuts... but there is NO WAY she's not on a grip of Rx, and taking stuff to wake up, go to sleep, function, be happy, feel better and the rest.

Her eyes say it all.. bitch is as the kids say, Bat Sh!t Crazy!

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man, had to laugh at all the mirrors surrounding her. But, she is hott as F! Unfortunately, it comes with an equal dose of kook. Banger beware
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Black Stuff wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:51 am man, had to laugh at all the mirrors surrounding her. But, she is hott as F! Unfortunately, it comes with an equal dose of kook. Banger beware
I'm baffled that anyone can think she is hot, especially when looking like a crack whore.
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Mister Freeze wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2023 7:56 pm Amanda Bynes vibes.
100%. She’s clearly suffering from unmanaged mental illness.
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Darrien wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 5:45 am
Black Stuff wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:51 am man, had to laugh at all the mirrors surrounding her. But, she is hott as F! Unfortunately, it comes with an equal dose of kook. Banger beware
I'm baffled that anyone can think she is hot, especially when looking like a crack whore.
Too much meat on the bone to look like a crack whore. For now.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2023 8:07 pm She is going to die...

One day it's going to be like Michael Jackson news...

"Britney Dead" will be the headline on TMZ!

She's not only nuts... but there is NO WAY she's not on a grip of Rx, and taking stuff to wake up, go to sleep, function, be happy, feel better and the rest.

Her eyes say it all.. bitch is as the kids say, Bat Sh!t Crazy!

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Agreed, 100%. Despite everyone climbing the crazy/hot bandwagon, I only see a sad mess. Stevil's guess is probably not far off, but we, John Q. Public, don't know what's up. It's fucking bizarre, and I find her disturbing.
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Batshit crazy or not, I'd hit it, all holes all night.
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schlonginski wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:11 am Batshit crazy or not, I'd hit it, all holes all night.
Rock hard, ride free. All holes...all night! Rock hard, ride free!
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2023 8:07 pm She is going to die...

One day it's going to be like Michael Jackson news...

"Britney Dead" will be the headline on TMZ!

She's not only nuts... but there is NO WAY she's not on a grip of Rx, and taking stuff to wake up, go to sleep, function, be happy, feel better and the rest.

Her eyes say it all.. bitch is as the kids say, Bat Sh!t Crazy!

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this all day long. we are watching thru the window and it's going to happen sooner than later. She still lives in a gilded cage. Mega rich and has nothing to do but demand attention that she feels she needs. She stepped up her craziness with the pole dancing...
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I remember some of those moves from her Toxic video. She looks like someone who would dance at one of the seedier strip clubs out here. Glazed over eyes, bad hair extensions, gum, tattoos, kinda old to still be doing this. Even supporting a parasitic man like strippers do. She's like them with money.
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Black Stuff wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:51 am man, had to laugh at all the mirrors surrounding her. But, she is hott as F! Unfortunately, it comes with an equal dose of kook. Banger beware
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Cindy Buzzedimisa wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:10 am I remember some of those moves from her Toxic video. She looks like someone who would dance at one of the seedier strip clubs out here. Glazed over eyes, bad hair extensions, gum, tattoos, kinda old to still be doing this. Even supporting a parasitic man like strippers do. She's like them with money.
Exactly. She's had the stripper hair flipping thing down for years (or decades!) now.

The whole vibe has changed though. It used to be, "I'm hot. Look at me". Now it's just "Look at me". And that changes everything!

Now we all clearly see the drugs and the demons in her eyes. We are scared and afraid of her, or for her.

NOT A DEAL BREAKER! I'd still go for it! Just saying I notice the little girl has gone astray.
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I'm betting her snatch smells like a rotten bag of salmon!

I'm also gonna double down, she has gas like a College football player...

Lastly, she's F#@king gross... but so am I, with that... I would pound her raw dog just for the street cred.

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I remember when Britney was on the X Factor judges panel about 10 years ago.

You know it's bad when you make Demi Lovato look like the sane, rational and grounded one next to you.
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That is definitely not the first pole she's been on LOL
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Mental problems? How about she's just a self-absorbed idiot who is enjoying her last 15 minutes of fame?

No problem with that . . . Tik Tok is loaded with them. This is how you stay relevant nowadays.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:13 pm I'm betting her snatch smells like a rotten bag of salmon!

I'm also gonna double down, she has gas like a College football player...

Lastly, she's F#@king gross... but so am I, with that... I would pound her raw dog just for the street cred.

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Does she still do concerts?

Looks like she couldn’t be reliable.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:13 pm I'm betting her snatch smells like a rotten bag of salmon!

I'm also gonna double down, she has gas like a College football player...

Lastly, she's F#@king gross... but so am I, with that... I would pound her raw dog just for the street cred.

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But, does she swallow?
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bigmakoshark wrote: Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:40 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:13 pm I'm betting her snatch smells like a rotten bag of salmon!
But, does she swallow?
Does a salmon swallow worms and shrimp?
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