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Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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God I hope Tyson KO’s this motherfucker!

This fight is so rare even Stevie is cheering for the ghetto animal to kill the white man.
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Forgot to add a little details.

“Paul, the YouTuber-turned-prizefighter, and Tyson, the former heavyweight boxing champion, will meet again -- as opponents -- in what will be the most polarizing spectacle yet of the recent crossover boxing craze.

Tyson will face Paul in a boxing match July 20 at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, in the main event of a card that will air on Netflix, officials told ESPN.”
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eddie lee roth wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:10 am God I hope Tyson KO’s this motherfucker!

This fight is so rare even Stevie is cheering for the ghetto animal to kill the white man.
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I’m with you. I’d love to see Paul put in his place. He’s such a wanker.
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Ref will be distracted
Stone Cold stuns Jake
Ref wakes up counts to ten
Undertaker music hits- tombstones Tyson
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Taker and Austin drink beer-camera goes off
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A Jake Paul fight is more scripted than WWE
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BootyDaddy69 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 2:23 pm A Jake Paul fight is more scripted than WWE
So how much money are you putting on it?
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I have a feeling Mike is getting paid to not punch at full strength.
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I got a feeling there will be no drug testing for THC.
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LAglamrocker wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:48 pm Ref will be distracted
Stone Cold stuns Jake
Ref wakes up counts to ten
Undertaker music hits- tombstones Tyson
Katie Vick appears on stage
Taker and Austin drink beer-camera goes off
Or have Tyson help Orton at WM get the win on his brother.
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Another phony “worked” fight people will pay too much to watch. Nevertheless, Mike is going to get his clock cleaned.
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ParaDime77 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 4:09 pm Another phony “worked” fight people will pay too much to watch. Nevertheless, Mike is going to get his clock cleaned.
So, how much money are you putting on the fight?
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You would have to be nuts to fight Tyson. Look how he still moves...
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Biggest red flag for this "event" is:

The press release doesn't even mention if this is an exhibition or a fully sanctioned fight by the Texas Boxing Commission. How do they not even mention this?

A 27 year old Jake Paul vs a 57 year old Mike Tyson and ZERO mention of rules, sanctioning, rounds etc.

The whole thing has a foul odour.
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Mike Tyson is nearly 60 years old, guys - he's not knocking out ANY serious young athlete who knows their way around a ring. He couldn't beat a low-level guy in a real match at his current age.

I know, I know, he's a legend. He's strong, he's in shape, he looks good hitting the heavy bag on Instagram, etc. But father time is undefeated.

Mike fought Roy Jones, who was in his prime 160-175lbs, a few years back. Roy sadly has had a glass jaw since the moment he was KO'd by Tarver about 20 years ago.

Smaller guy, old, slow, no chin. Mike never even hurt him.

Jake Paul will not be in danger of losing to Tyson. Nothing to do with talent, everything to do with age.

The reason that it's unclear if the fight is a professional bout or exhibition is because you can't license a nearly sixty year old man to box professionally. It's unheard of. Mikey Rourke tried to do it in Russia, and even RUSSIA pulled the plug last minute and made them do it as an exhibition. Which is why they're doing it in Texas - Texas has one of the most lax athletic commissions in the country, and they're probably going try to politic their way into making it a professional match. No way NY, Nevada, or CA license Mike to box professionally.
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What about biting another man’s ear and spitting it out?
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One thing that would get me to watch boxing or care about it is Tyson return!
This is going be epic with 100,000
This is a real event unlike the horrible boring boxing stars now
Tyson is bigger than boxing
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ParaDime77 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 4:09 pm Another phony “worked” fight people will pay too much to watch. Nevertheless, Mike is going to get his clock cleaned.
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LAglamrocker wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:48 pm Ref will be distracted
Stone Cold stuns Jake
Ref wakes up counts to ten
Undertaker music hits- tombstones Tyson
Katie Vick appears on stage
Taker and Austin drink beer-camera goes off
Almost a Dusty Finish…
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eddie lee roth wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:10 am God I hope Tyson KO’s this motherfucker!

This fight is so rare even Stevie is cheering for the ghetto animal to kill the white man.
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I will not be watching but will be hoping Mr. Tyson plays the In The Air Tonight drum fill on Jake Paul's head for real...
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When he's done with Jake can he come over to WWE and beat the crap out of Logan, too?
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According to SNL Weekend Update the real fight will be Tyson trying to pronounce Netflix.
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I used to dislike the Paul Brothers, but I LOVE Prime Energy Drinks now. Even though the other Paul brother is the co-founder, by association I just hope both fighters have fun!
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It will be a pattycake spar session without headgear just like all the rest of these things. If they were real actual fights it would be somewhat entertaining but they always end up being crap. But people are easily duped and will buy anything. It amazes me that people thought Mayweather-McGregor was a real fight.
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eddie lee roth wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 2:30 pm According to SNL Weekend Update the real fight will be Tyson trying to pronounce Netflix.
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It's on tonight... who you got?

I have been watching boxing most of my life but admit, in the last 20-25 years, I've paid much-less attention to it while following MMA.

With that... I want Tyson to win, but think it's a complete toss-up.

Jake is 3" taller, at 6'1" and weighed in at 227... that is 27 pounds over his 200 pound weight when he fought Mike Perry.

Tyson is 5'10" and weighed in at 228. But the big difference is their age, separated by 30 years.

As for the height, or even if Jake had a weight advantage, Tyson fought mostly bigger guys than himself throughout his career. But, again, age is a factor here.

Boxing purists say, the last thing to go is the Power, which Tyson has (had) a ton of and was known for... if he unloads properly and connects, Jake is going down.

But I won't write Jake off as a youtoober only, as it's clear he's fought, trained and taken fighting seriously for some time now.

I just hope it goes beyond a few rounds, I would like to see a competitive battle with Tyson putting him to sleep at some point.

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Tyson going run over attack him over in 25 seconds
Austin music hits…comes to ring drinks beers with Tyson
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REALLY hope it's not rigged/staged and Tyson just goes off! I have a feeling though it's going to be planned out like WWE. I hope I'm wrong.
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From what I’ve found it’s a 7 card fight line up and the real reason to watch is supposed to be around 10 CT.
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