Trump got shot! Staged? Not?

[Hatchets Molly]

For a decade, we've debated the rhetorical differences between Democrats and MAGA Republicans, and it made me think about this incident if the tables had been turned and we were having the same conversation in this same thread.

Similar to why we don't see Biden supporters driving around with five flags on our jacked pickups, window stickers of Calvin pissing on #FJB, wearing flag clothing and stupid hats, gold diapers, and the like. If one of you MAGAs posted a Biden meme with a grazed ear or made fun of his lost look or anything for that matter, it would not trigger me (or probably the majority of Biden supporters like the same does with MAGAs. I might think it is "tasteless," or I might even chuckle or feel nothing. That is why we are so incredulous and cannot understand the MAGA mindset; why it comes off as cultish. The instant anger and every other emotion you put into words seems way off the charts for someone you don't know, aren't close to, and in any other instance could care less about unless you are still butthurt over The Apprentice getting canceled years ago.

I'm just saying...when Biden gets made fun of because of a verbal gaffe or looking lost, half the time, I can make fun of it, too. The other half, it barely registers, or I'm off doing something fun and read about it days later. In a perfect world, neither of these guys should be running for anything except their next bowel movement.

Make it make sense.

Edit: To add, yes, we throw insults at each other on this board (like saying dumb cunts) because it has become so goddamn tiring with what seemingly makes no sense, tons of denial, not to mention all that white nationalism garbage and autocracy rhetoric.

[VinnieVincentsVag]

Anyone see the guy on fb that runs a charter company in Michigan?
Guy said some “wish he wouldn’t of missed” stuff on fb.
His business is down the shitter now.
Yelp page is all 1 star reviews with people giving him shit.
Never, bring politics into your business.
No matter which side you are supporting, you are alienating half of your customers.
This guy learned the hard way.

[Darrien]

Anyone see the guy on fb that runs a charter company in Michigan?
Guy said some “wish he wouldn’t of missed” stuff on fb.
His business is down the shitter now.
Yelp page is all 1 star reviews with people giving him shit.
Never, bring politics into your business.
No matter which side you are supporting, you are alienating half of your customers.
This guy learned the hard way.

Google will typically remove anything that is reported as review bombing and sometimes will block new reviews but the dude opened up an unnecessary headache for himself.

[DangerZone]

Make it make sense.

no shit

[EzyRider]

DJT up 30%+ this morning, just over $40 now with a -7 PE ratio

[Jason Jennifer Leigh]

Atleast it took some attention off of the democrats trying to replace Biden.

A judge in Florida just dismissed Trump’s classified documents case.

Trump to announce running mate today, I hope it isn’t someone with a beard.

The whole world loves Trump now … people are calling him “Daddy”.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

For a decade, we've debated the rhetorical differences between Democrats and MAGA Republicans, and it made me think about this incident if the tables had been turned and we were having the same conversation in this same thread.

Similar to why we don't see Biden supporters driving around with five flags on our jacked pickups, window stickers of Calvin pissing on #FJB, wearing flag clothing and stupid hats, gold diapers, and the like. If one of you MAGAs posted a Biden meme with a grazed ear or made fun of his lost look or anything for that matter, it would not trigger me (or probably the majority of Biden supporters like the same does with MAGAs. I might think it is "tasteless," or I might even chuckle or feel nothing. That is why we are so incredulous and cannot understand the MAGA mindset; why it comes off as cultish. The instant anger and every other emotion you put into words seems way off the charts for someone you don't know, aren't close to, and in any other instance could care less about unless you are still butthurt over The Apprentice getting canceled years ago.

I'm just saying...when Biden gets made fun of because of a verbal gaffe or looking lost, half the time, I can make fun of it, too. The other half, it barely registers, or I'm off doing something fun and read about it days later. In a perfect world, neither of these guys should be running for anything except their next bowel movement.

Make it make sense.

Edit: To add, yes, we throw insults at each other on this board (like saying dumb cunts) because it has become so goddamn tiring with what seemingly makes no sense, tons of denial, not to mention all that white nationalism garbage and autocracy rhetoric.

(GWS likes this)

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Anyone see the guy on fb that runs a charter company in Michigan?
Guy said some “wish he wouldn’t of missed” stuff on fb.
His business is down the shitter now.
Yelp page is all 1 star reviews with people giving him shit.
Never, bring politics into your business.
No matter which side you are supporting, you are alienating half of your customers.
This guy learned the hard way.

Michael Jordan - "Republicans by sneakers too"...

[Chip Z'Hoy]

The whole world loves Trump now … people are calling him “Daddy”.

And I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

[Jason Jennifer Leigh]

He picked the never Trumper with the beard.

(Vance) Once an acerbic Trump critic — attacking Mr. Trump as “reprehensible” and calling him “cultural heroin” — and privately feared that he could be “America’s Hitler.”.

Yeah sounds like the perfect running mate.

If the anti-Christ exist he looks like J.D. Vance.

[grishnak boss]

The maga messiah gets up, raises his fist triumphantly and screams "USA USA USA" defiantly, with the stupid flag as background - it's like a scene from some B cheesy movie

The republifascists are foaming at the mouth now, more resolute than ever that Cheetolini has to be the president of this crumbling empire, & bring it back to its plan 2025 former glory.

Holy shit, the grishfag tosser is back. Fucking Joe Biden.
Now people are REALLY voting Trump to make sure this skin flute virtuoso is deported back to the Andes. Again.

Look who still stalking after decades,lol

Whats up, effeminate! looks like ya still prowling the web in your endless quest for cock

Fuck Biden too, both perform as you in bed - flaccid and useless

[mullet_head]

Fuck Biden too, both perform as you in bed - flaccid and useless

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to satisfy you.

Welcome back, though.

Phag.

[dmbrocker]

At least we didn't have a Brock Fronklin-type situation while the Secret Service were trying to protect Trump:

https://vimeo.com/16787686?cjdata=MXxOf ... 100a82b839

[And Here We Go!]

Fascinating. Both sides are making up conspiracy theories to fit their narrative.

There are also real fine people. On both sides.

Love clinging to old, disproven talking points.

[And Here We Go!]

Everybody calm down. The shooter was a registered Republican, so us Liburls can keep being anti-gun violence, and y'all Magatards can...do whatever it is you do.

Ignore registering to vote in the primaries against the candidate he hated. Ignore the fact he donated to a progressive organization.

Clearly he was a conservative republican.

[Grendel]

The maga messiah gets up, raises his fist triumphantly and screams "USA USA USA" defiantly, with the stupid flag as background - it's like a scene from some B cheesy movie

The republifascists are foaming at the mouth now, more resolute than ever that Cheetolini has to be the president of this crumbling empire, & bring it back to its plan 2025 former glory.

Holy shit, the grishfag tosser is back. Fucking Joe Biden.
Now people are REALLY voting Trump to make sure this skin flute virtuoso is deported back to the Andes. Again.

Look who still stalking after decades,lol

Whats up, effeminate! looks like ya still prowling the web in your endless quest for cock

Fuck Biden too, both perform as you in bed - flaccid and useless

Did you have a nice X-Mas?

[Hatchets Molly]

For a decade, we've debated the rhetorical differences between Democrats and MAGA Republicans, and it made me think about this incident if the tables had been turned and we were having the same conversation in this same thread.

Similar to why we don't see Biden supporters driving around with five flags on our jacked pickups, window stickers of Calvin pissing on #FJB, wearing flag clothing and stupid hats, gold diapers, and the like. If one of you MAGAs posted a Biden meme with a grazed ear or made fun of his lost look or anything for that matter, it would not trigger me (or probably the majority of Biden supporters like the same does with MAGAs. I might think it is "tasteless," or I might even chuckle or feel nothing. That is why we are so incredulous and cannot understand the MAGA mindset; why it comes off as cultish. The instant anger and every other emotion you put into words seems way off the charts for someone you don't know, aren't close to, and in any other instance could care less about unless you are still butthurt over The Apprentice getting canceled years ago.

I'm just saying...when Biden gets made fun of because of a verbal gaffe or looking lost, half the time, I can make fun of it, too. The other half, it barely registers, or I'm off doing something fun and read about it days later. In a perfect world, neither of these guys should be running for anything except their next bowel movement.

Make it make sense.

Edit: To add, yes, we throw insults at each other on this board (like saying dumb cunts) because it has become so goddamn tiring with what seemingly makes no sense, tons of denial, not to mention all that white nationalism garbage and autocracy rhetoric.

Crickets.

[aerozeppelin]

Everybody calm down. The shooter was a registered Republican, so us Liburls can keep being anti-gun violence, and y'all Magatards can...do whatever it is you do.

Ignore registering to vote in the primaries against the candidate he hated. Ignore the fact he donated to a progressive organization.

Clearly he was a conservative republican.

Uhh, that's exactly what most reputable outlets are reporting right now. He was a registered Republican, his home had Trump signs all over the front yard, he was a big 2nd Amendment guy with 20+ guns in his home. Sorry that conflicts with the laughable "Biden ordered the hit!" narrative that you all strangely want to have, as if leaders attempting to murder their political rivals is a good thing to wish for this country. Then again, you all were pretty happy when the Supreme Court gave POTUS immunity to do whatever they wished while in power...

[Chip Z'Hoy]

He donated to a progressive organization in 2021, when he was 17.

He would not have been a registered Republican at 17.

He was a Republican gun nut. I don't understand the point of lying about this.

He used an AR-15. He was wearing a 2A shirt. I mean, get fucking real.

Boy, the Guy Incognitos that magically discovered this site in 2023 are coming out in droves! These new guys sure are opinionated.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

But I love you Trumpies, I really do. I wouldn't let any of you into my home, especially if there were children around, but y'all are truly special and I wish you joy and happiness.

Like, what a goofy guy to center your entire identity around. It's like "The solution to all of this country's problems is to make Chuck Woolery the new messiah." That is WILD.

Doing like muscle man drawings of Trump machine-gunning a donkey wearing something that says "socialism." That's something an 8 year old would do. That's awesome!! Getting in touch with your youthful side, your playfulness. So many of us lost that.

I think it's a little gay! But that's your journey, not mine.

[Brad Welp]

C0nspirocy only troo when Tromp. Never treu when not Tromp! Ok????

Un merican to not believe Tromp. Execute un merican!!!! But no execute Amercan. Bad. Brain matter!!! So bad. And sad.

Politic volence good when Tromp say. Bad when Tromp not say!!! We lov Tromp. We draw Tromp as musle man. USA musleman 47!!!!!!!

It so bad to ask why. Onle Tromp ask why. Not you!!!!!!!

Only believe news this tyme. But no belive nues any other tyme. It fake. Not now tho. Now not fake. All trew now!!!!!!

TROMP!!!!!!

Totally unhinged.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Totally unhinged.

Oh no. "Brad Welp" thinks I'm unhinged.

What was your old username? Was it Cantstopthemusic?

The new one's much better. So like Brad Delp but you're saying "Welp" instead, like a sigh of resignation.

How did you come up that? Did you hire someone who works in advertising or was that just off the dome? An enviable level of wordplay you got there.

Think about it. The guy from Boston saying "Welp!" and then he goes into "More Than a Feeling."

Can I have it when you get banned again? It's so funny!

[Chip Z'Hoy]

No wait, wait.

He's singing "Amanda" like "I'm going to take you by surprise, Amanda" but instead he says

"I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE...WELP!"



Know who also likes to take women by surprise? Donald Trump.

Full circle.

[Jason Jennifer Leigh]

People … the man has a BEARD.

We have not had a president with a beard since Benjamin Harrison for God’s sake.

And if anyone ordered a hit is was the Clintons, their body count is 50+ … including friends and lovers!!!

[Bono Nettencourt]

Everybody calm down. The shooter was a registered Republican, so us Liburls can keep being anti-gun violence, and y'all Magatards can...do whatever it is you do.

Ignore registering to vote in the primaries against the candidate he hated. Ignore the fact he donated to a progressive organization.

Clearly he was a conservative republican.

Uhh, that's exactly what most reputable outlets are reporting right now. He was a registered Republican, his home had Trump signs all over the front yard, he was a big 2nd Amendment guy with 20+ guns in his home. Sorry that conflicts with the laughable "Biden ordered the hit!" narrative that you all strangely want to have

The kid being a Rethuglican gun nut, besides the raw irony of it, may have saved the country from imminent disaster. Tough to crank up the RWNJ rage machine when one of your own attempted a hit on your hero.

[MattleyCrue]

Who else is enjoying the Republican National Convention on TV tonight?

[Danzig in the Dark]

Remember who all these outraged people are.


The top one is the one shared by Trump himself on his "Truth Social". They love shit like this and now they're clutching their pearls for dear life.
Fuck you cunts. You know who you are, cunts.

[ijwthstd]

People … the man has a BEARD.

We have not had a president with a beard since Benjamin Harrison for God’s sake.

And if anyone ordered a hit is was the Clintons, their body count is 50+ … including friends and lovers!!!

I know that was a common lie in the 1990's but are you stupid enough to actually believe it?

[Hatchets Molly]

Not to change the subject, but I wanna be Butcher when I grow up. Oi, ya cunts.

[Danzig in the Dark]

Not to change the subject, but I wanna be Butcher when I grow up. Oi, ya cunts.

With less brain cancer, I hope.