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My rundown of the Billboard Hot 100 top 40 for the week ending August 16, 1986

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38 years ago this week: here's a solid top 40 for ya! Not much in the way of Sludge acts on this particular countdown (Poison hadn't taken off yet and Slippery... was still several weeks away from hitting), but still a lot of great hits!

40 46 TWO OF HEARTS –•– Stacey Q – 6 (40)
She had one more song squeak into the top 40 after this signature hit but then basically became a "Where are they now?" trivia question after that. Stil a fun dance hit.

39 44 DREAMTIME –•– Daryl Hall – 3 (39)
Ditched John Oates to go solo for his '86 album, and this was that album's biggest single. Good/very good.

38 25 TAKE IT EASY –•– Andy Taylor – 12 (24)
Taylor inaugurates his post-Duran Duran solo career with a moderately successful soundtrack single from a gymnastics movie that flopped (American Anthem). It's solid enough, but nowhere near as good as his classic hits with the Duran boys.

37 17 MODERN WOMAN –•– Billy Joel – 11 (10)
Another song from a movie soundtrack (Ruthless People starring Bette Midler, Danny DeVito, Judge Reinhold, and Helen Slater), and it sounds exactly like you'd expect from Billy Joel at the time. Slick, synthesized, and a first class tune.

36 21 DIGGING YOUR SCENE –•– Blow Monkeys – 16 (14)
Dr. Robert's commentary on being a gay man in the middle of an AIDS epidemic provided these guys with their only US hit. Lyrics aside this one's a fun, catchy tune that I enjoy very much.

35 35 HANGING ON A HEART ATTACK –•– Device – 10 (35)
So good I thought it deserved its own thread: https://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/vi ... 1&t=386643 Crank this one and enjoy some great guitar-y new wave from Holly Knight, Paul Engemann, and Gene Black.

34 37 THE CAPTAIN OF HER HEART –•– Double – 8 (34)
Excellent sophisti-pop/electro soul from these Swiss one-hit wonders.

33 40 LOVE ZONE –•– Billy Ocean – 4 (33)
The title track and third top 40 hit from his 'Love Zone' album. Slick R&B with a dash of yacht rock, as was the case with pretty much all of his hits back then.

32 32 TAKEN IN –•– Mike + The Mechanics – 8 (32)
Doesn't come anywhere near close to matching the greatness that is the 1-2 punch of "Silent Running" and "All I Need is a Miracle", but it's a passable pop ballad, though by this point Rutherford was busy promoting 'Invisible Touch' with Phil and Tony, anyway.

31 36 DON’T FORGET ME (WHEN I’M GONE) –•– Glass Tiger – 6 (31)
Newmarket, Ontario's favorite sons with their biggest hit, featuring Bryan Adams on guest vocals at the end. I dig this one very much.

30 43 WALK THIS WAY –•– Run DMC & Aerosmith– 4 (30)
The Bad Boys from Beantown return to the charts for the first time in 8 years with this iconic guest spot and set the wheels in motion for plenty of Sobersmith hits to come, as well as giving Run-DMC their first crossover hit. A classic.

29 19 OPPORTUNITIES –•– Pet Shop Boys – 12 (10)
Their second top 40 single and a very worthy follow-up to "West End Girls".

28 30 RUMBLESEAT –•– John Cougar Mellencamp – 8 (28)
Weakest of the singles from 'Scarecrow', but still listenable.

27 31 MAN SIZE LOVE –•– Klymaxx – 7 (27)
R&B girl group that had a string of Hot 100 singles in the mid-80's including this dancefloor hit which reached #15. Average/good.

26 14 NASTY –•– Janet Jackson – 14 (3)
"Miss Jackson if you're nasty!" Final week in the top 40 for this Janet Jackson classic.

25 29 THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW –•– The Monkees – 7 (25)
The 1960's teen idols with their very brief mid-80's comeback that really didn't amount to much of anything beyond this single.

24 33 STUCK WITH YOU –•– Huey Lewis & The News – 3 (24)
Second #1 and quite deserving of that spot. It's a very catchy pop rock hit.

23 28 YANKEE ROSE –•– David Lee Roth – 7 (23)
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22 24 ONE STEP CLOSER TO YOU –•– Gavin Christopher – 13 (22)
Highly underrated one-hit wonder written by Sturken and Rogers that sadly only got as far as this week's peak of #22, which is a shame because I quite enjoy this one.

21 11 INVISIBLE TOUCH –•– Genesis – 12 (1)
Speaking of "Invisible Touch", here it is now just under a month removed from its rise to the top of the charts. An absolute Phil Collins/Genesis classic.

20 27 WORDS GET IN THE WAY –•– Miami Sound Machine featuring Gloria Estefan – 10 (20)
One of Gloria and MSM's more underrated (IMO) pop ballads. Still went top five, though.

19 22 ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD –•– The Outfield – 11 (19)
Doesn't match the greatness of "Your Love", but it still does the trick for AOR fans.

18 26 BABY LOVE –•– Regina – 9 (18)
Freestyle singer who started out as new wave. Here's her only hit which squeaked into the top ten and filled up the dancefloors of America.

17 20 SUZANNE –•– Journey – 9 (17)
Second single off of 'Raised on Radio', and Steve Perry never sounded better. Stay for a very tasty Neal Schon solo as well while you're listening to this one.

16 7 DANGER ZONE –•– Kenny Loggins – 15 (2)
From Journey to Kenny Loggins' iconic Top Gun hit. Take a ride into the danger zone, Sludgers!

15 23 FRIENDS AND LOVERS –•– Gloria Loring & Carl Anderson – 7 (15)
They should have unofficially named this one "Love Song for a Soap Opera Couple", because that's basically what this song is, having been used on Days of Our Lives where Loring played a character. I like it enough, though.

14 16 YOU SHOULD BE MINE (THE WOO WOO SONG) –•– Jeffrey Osborne – 13 (14)
"And you woo-woo-woo should be mine!" Great slick R&B tune!

13 4 SLEDGEHAMMER –•– Peter Gabriel – 15 (1)
Gabriel with his biggest solo hit and its classic dancing chicken-filled stop-motion video. Very good/Excellent.

12 15 SWEET FREEDOM –•– Michael McDonald – 10 (12)
Yacht rock as only Michael McDonald, one of the all-time yacht rock gods, can do it.

11 6 LOVE TOUCH –•– Rod Stewart – 12 (6)
Sir Rod's '86 album kind of flopped commercially in between a pair of better albums ('Camouflage' and 'Out of Order'), but he was still able to go top ten with this slightly reggae-ish tune which also got used in the movie Legal Eagles, and it's quite good.

10 12 THE EDGE OF HEAVEN –•– Wham! – 7 (10)
Wham!'s last taste of the top 40 before George split for the greener pastures of 'Faith'. It's got a very danceable groove to it.

9 18 TAKE MY BREATH AWAY –•– Berlin – 9 (9)
Terri Nunn's #1 Top Gun ballad. That whole soundtrack was full of great tunes, wasn't it?

8 10 RUMORS –•– Timex Social Club – 10 (8)
Awesome R&B dance hit, but they split pretty much immediately after this and moved on to Club Nouveau and their classic cover of "Lean on Me"...

7 13 DANCING ON THE CEILING –•– Lionel Richie – 5 (7)
"Oh, what a feeling!" You probably just sang that in your head and finished the lyric, too--It's THAT catchy.

6 9 VENUS –•– Bananarama – 8 (6)
Bananarama brings the Dutch one-hit wonders' signature 1970 tune to the dancefloor for a second time after the Stars on 45 medley first did it in '81, and of course it results in a #1 hit like the previous two.

5 5 WE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF –•– Jermaine Stewart – 14 (5)
Great advice for anyone in a relationship, and it gave Jermaine Stewart his "signature" hit. He would reach the top 40 one more time in '88, but he never bettered this one.

4 8 HIGHER LOVE –•– Steve Winwood – 10 (4)
Winwood's first solo #1 and a great reggae-influenced tune.

3 3 MAD ABOUT YOU –•– Belinda Carlisle – 14 (3)
Belinda began her post-Go-Go's solo career in earnest here with this fine pop rock number.

2 1 GLORY OF LOVE –•– Peter Cetera – 11 (1)
Speaking of beginning solo careers, Cetera's post-Chicago solo career-jumpstarting Karate Kid: Part II soundtrack hit drops to the second spot after sitting at the top for two weeks prior.

1 2 PAPA DON’T PREACH –•– Madonna – 8 (1)
Ol' Madge takes on teen pregnancy and abortion and gets rewarded for it with her fourth #1 hit. Probably my second favorite all-time Madonna hit after "Vogue".
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Surprised that I know/remember more from the Aug 1985 Top 40.

Best song here = "Danger Zone"
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I think you mean 38 years ago....

28 years ago was 1996
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pieceofme wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 5:51 am I think you mean 38 years ago....

28 years ago was 1996
Fixed! Slightly off by a decade, but still a great year!
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Bump! Such a great week for top 40 hits. "Digging Your Scene", "Hanging on a Heart Attack", "The Captain of Her Heart", "Dancing on the Ceiling", "Nasty", "Glory of Love", "Yankee Rose", "Suzanne", "Danger Zone", and "Papa Don't Preach" in particular are great here.
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12 15 SWEET FREEDOM –•– Michael McDonald – 10 (12)

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dmbrocker wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 5:04 am
12 15 SWEET FREEDOM –•– Michael McDonald – 10 (12)
Yacht rock as only Michael McDonald, one of the all-time yacht rock gods, can do it.
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Find a better old chart. This one is hellish.
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 2:52 pm Find a better old chart. This one is hellish.
Yeah 1986 was a pretty dire year... the year of the DX-7 and the Simmons drum... 🤮
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:15 pm
DemonFilth2001 wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 2:52 pm Find a better old chart. This one is hellish.
Yeah 1986 was a pretty dire year... the year of the DX-7 and the Simmons drum... 🤮
Agree, this is a terrible chart. Some great tunes, but overall a bunch of songs that have been long forgotten
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Bump! I think I lost my 1985 one from August of last year, but here's my chance to save this one!
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I remember the Andy Taylor solo stuff being good, I'll have to revisit. I know he worked with Steve Jones on some of his stuff & vice versa.
I've always liked The Outfield & saw them on their first US tour. I forgot about Stacy Q's Two of Hearts!
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dmbrocker wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 5:04 am 12 15 SWEET FREEDOM –•– Michael McDonald – 10 (12)
Yacht rock as only Michael McDonald, one of the all-time yacht rock gods, can do it.

11 6 LOVE TOUCH –•– Rod Stewart – 12 (6)
Sir Rod's '86 album kind of flopped commercially in between a pair of better albums ('Camouflage' and 'Out of Order'), but he was still able to go top ten with this slightly reggae-ish tune which also got used in the movie Legal Eagles, and it's quite good.

10 12 THE EDGE OF HEAVEN –•– Wham! – 7 (10)
Wham!'s last taste of the top 40 before George split for the greener pastures of 'Faith'. It's got a very danceable groove to it.

Trifecta of cheesy '80s awesomeness by acts who were better known for bigger hits.


dmbrocker wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 5:04 am 37 17 MODERN WOMAN –•– Billy Joel – 11 (10)
Another song from a movie soundtrack (Ruthless People starring Bette Midler, Danny DeVito, Judge Reinhold, and Helen Slater), and it sounds exactly like you'd expect from Billy Joel at the time. Slick, synthesized, and a first class tune.
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25 29 THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW –•– The Monkees – 7 (25)
The 1960's teen idols with their very brief mid-80's comeback that really didn't amount to much of anything beyond this single.

Add both of these to the above list. Love those songs.



dmbrocker wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 5:04 am 39 44 DREAMTIME –•– Daryl Hall – 3 (39)
Ditched John Oates to go solo for his '86 album, and this was that album's biggest single. Good/very good.

This one always feels "1987" to me. I keep forgetting it's from 1986. A world of difference in the '80s.
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I don’t remember most of these, especially the bottom of the chart.

If I had to go Top 3 songs, I choose Genesis, Huey Lewis & The News, then Peter Gabriel, with Madonna for the Fatal Fourway.
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40 46 TWO OF HEARTS –•– Stacey Q – 6 (40)
Kind of catchy, but she wasn't a very good singer. Forgettable.

39 44 DREAMTIME –•– Daryl Hall – 3 (39)
Good energy. One of three excellent singles from this album, but drum sound isn't good.

38 25 TAKE IT EASY –•– Andy Taylor – 12 (24)
Liked this one, but it just wasn't as good as The Power Station singles.

37 17 MODERN WOMAN –•– Billy Joel – 11 (10)
Too synthesized for him, but I remember liking the bass line and am surprised it is not on more of his compilations.

36 21 DIGGING YOUR SCENE –•– Blow Monkeys – 16 (14)
Kind of bored me, and the band name was a straight up turnoff (said with irony).

35 35 HANGING ON A HEART ATTACK –•– Device – 10 (35)
Meh.

34 37 THE CAPTAIN OF HER HEART –•– Double – 8 (34)
This was a really good tune. Had its own atmosphere.

33 40 LOVE ZONE –•– Billy Ocean – 4 (33)
Not memborable at all.

32 32 TAKEN IN –•– Mike + The Mechanics – 8 (32)
Pretty bland, like later Genesis, and I didn't enjoy this tune at all. Rutherford's guitar work didn't bring enough to the songs.

31 36 DON’T FORGET ME (WHEN I’M GONE) –•– Glass Tiger – 6 (31)
Fits with Bryan Adams and Honeymoon Suite - decent mid-tempo 80s rock. But not great.

30 43 WALK THIS WAY –•– Run DMC & Aerosmith– 4 (30)
Kind of cool, but the original was better. Frankly, Tyler is a MUCH better rapper than either of those guys.

29 19 OPPORTUNITIES –•– Pet Shop Boys – 12 (10)
Bored me, as did West End Girls. Don't get the hype for Neil Tennant.

28 30 RUMBLESEAT –•– John Cougar Mellencamp – 8 (28)
Just OK for Mellencamp in his prime. Probably was 1 single too many.

27 31 MAN SIZE LOVE –•– Klymaxx – 7 (27)
I like R&B and funk but not this tune.

26 14 NASTY –•– Janet Jackson – 14 (3)
The "if you're nasty" line was a clever exploitation, but I didn't really like ANY tunes from this album at the time. Just, meh.

25 29 THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW –•– The Monkees – 7 (25)
I like their later comeback music from just a few years ago, but this wasn't interesting at all.

24 33 STUCK WITH YOU –•– Huey Lewis & The News – 3 (24)
Boring and turned me (and many) off that next album. They kind of saved themselves with the energetic next one. It didn't chart as high in part because of lost momentum from this bland hit - only a hit because of the momentum from Sports.

23 28 YANKEE ROSE –•– David Lee Roth – 7 (23)
A true rock classic and maybe my favorite of this whole chart. Fun.

22 24 ONE STEP CLOSER TO YOU –•– Gavin Christopher – 13 (22)
Truly don't remember this one.

21 11 INVISIBLE TOUCH –•– Genesis – 12 (1)
There are a few good tunes on this album, but like Mike & The Mechanics, it starts sounding mechanical. This has a catchy chorus, but it just isn't very good. Not a spot on "No Reply At All" or "That's All" from earlier projects. Certainly is nowhere close to "It."

20 27 WORDS GET IN THE WAY –•– Miami Sound Machine featuring Gloria Estefan – 10 (20)
I didn't like their party hits, which always seemed kind of manufactured. This was a good tune, though.

19 22 ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD –•– The Outfield – 11 (19)
Didn't like it at all. Probably only here due to momentum from the prior hit.

18 26 BABY LOVE –•– Regina – 9 (18)
Bored me.

17 20 SUZANNE –•– Journey – 9 (17)
Worse single from this album but still has some interesting bits. Doesn't really sound like either Journey or Steve's solo album so I'll give them credit for being bold. Probably should have been an album track.

16 7 DANGER ZONE –•– Kenny Loggins – 15 (2)
Just OK for Loggins, but I always liked the deep synth bass on this. Needed a more aggressive guitar tone, though.

15 23 FRIENDS AND LOVERS –•– Gloria Loring & Carl Anderson – 7 (15)
Don't remember this one.

14 16 YOU SHOULD BE MINE (THE WOO WOO SONG) –•– Jeffrey Osborne – 13 (14)
That one has had staying power even though I didn't much like it as a teen.

13 4 SLEDGEHAMMER –•– Peter Gabriel – 15 (1)
Saw it on TV too much and got bored of it. But when I listen back now, it's cool. Tony Levin has a great part on it.

12 15 SWEET FREEDOM –•– Michael McDonald – 10 (12)
Maybe Michael's last big hit of the 10-year hit making period. Solid tune. I think it's not his tune, though.

11 6 LOVE TOUCH –•– Rod Stewart – 12 (6)
I liked this one except the kind of mechanical production. Steve Winwood's next album suffered from that, too.

10 12 THE EDGE OF HEAVEN –•– Wham! – 7 (10)
I like this better than Wham's earlier hits, which got annoying (especially Wake Me Up). This had good energy.

9 18 TAKE MY BREATH AWAY –•– Berlin – 9 (9)
Didn't enjoy this. Top Gun Them with Steve Stevens was the coolest song there.

8 10 RUMORS –•– Timex Social Club – 10 (8)
Hated the production on this. Too mechanical and not funky enough.

7 13 DANCING ON THE CEILING –•– Lionel Richie – 5 (7)
Bad lead single from a bad album. Really bad. The prior record had some cool tunes, especially the one with Steve Lukather.

6 9 VENUS –•– Bananarama – 8 (6)
Awful remake of what was already not a very good tune. Next.

5 5 WE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF –•– Jermaine Stewart – 14 (5)
Catch chorus, but it's just not a very good song.

4 8 HIGHER LOVE –•– Steve Winwood – 10 (4)
Hated this. Too mechanical. Freedom Overspill was a much better song.

3 3 MAD ABOUT YOU –•– Belinda Carlisle – 14 (3)
Catchy pop tune but lacked the energy and guitar of the Go Gos. I bored of it very quickly. Shouldn't have gone this high on the chart.

2 1 GLORY OF LOVE –•– Peter Cetera – 11 (1)
Not good. I liked Cetera on peppier Chicago tunes, but I was REALLY tiring of him as a balladeer by this time. Had no interest in this.

1 2 PAPA DON’T PREACH –•– Madonna – 8 (1)
I like Patrick Leonard's work with Madonna, but I generally don't enjoy Steven Bray's work very much. It was daring to do a song more about keeping the baby. The video always felt like an exploitation. There wasn't enough time in 4 minutes to give any depth to the issue. A lot of those early Madonna hits had real drummers and real rhythm sections, though, and I always appreciated that. Those records are less mechanical-sounding that some further down on this chart.
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The interesting thing is, when you have been on the "inside" of this industry, you are aware more than ever when you see these charts, that it's NOT always the band, or the song, or the hook, or the singer, or the riff, and so on.

The chances of getting this far, that far, or whatever you wanna call it... is literally 1 in a million.

The amount of money that has to be poured into an artist, into a release (album), that single, their video, the tour support, the in-store P.O.P. materials, the radio support and more... is absolutely mind-boggling.

If you don't have a Major Label behind you, and a Major Producer Producing you, and a Major Management Company Managing you, and a Major Agency & Agent Booking you, and the Head of that Label, that Management Company and that Booking Agency, essentially ALL behind you, and backing you, and agreeing to be on the same page, at the same exact time, you are F#@ked.

The chances of making it to Point A (Getting Signed) is a slim shot!

Getting to Point B (Getting a Single on the Radio) is an even simmer shot!

Achieving Point C (Getting MTV to support it & play your video) is literally like matching 4 of 6 Lottery Numbers. Try matching even 2 or 3....

When you dig into old MTV play-lists, there are like 100 videos getting spins on MTV during their heyday. And on a weekly basis, they would add about a dozen, while a dozen or so would fall off. They would add 2-3 R&B songs, 2-3 Pop Artists, a Few Rock Bands, a Metal Band, 1 Punk or New Wave group, and that's it.

And if your band gets to Point D (Being added, or brought on tour with a Major Arena Headliner for a full tour) you have just matched 5 numbers of 6.

If all of the above line-up for the duration of your release, let's say 9-12 or 15 months... well, then you go Gold, or Platinum or beyond. In short, you won the lottery.

And... you've heard all the stories... "And then we got home from tour, after selling 2 million records, and we owed the label $1.5 million!" :shock:

While we all have our favorites, and those that we don't like... I can say, I have a ton of respect for anyone who achieves any of this. Or, stays in the game beyond the 10 year mark, and make the serious run to chase it, and whether they achieve on any level, or if it repeats, or never returns to that original glory, I still respect it (them).

I am 40 years in... and today more than ever... I am grateful beyond words but still ask myself: "Why the F#@k am I doing this and why the F#@k do I care?"

I honestly don't the answer to either... I guess this was my path... and I will die on it at some point.

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Ugh, that Madonna song was her worst ever imo. That 's when I started hating on Madonna as her music was turning into crap.

Overall though, a pretty nice chart. I remember all of these songs . . . 8)
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