What's Your Favorite Movie Quote ?

[LSD69]

I've always liked this one :

I met an angel.
I mean, she's a dancer.
She's so pure and clean.
Not like the rest of these whores.
-If I could be with her--
-What?
You'd be a good boy?
I'd be perfect. I'd be perfect.
I swear I would!
I would stop going to clubs.
I would stop drinking.
I would just lead
a regular life, you know?

With my wife and a steady mistress.
And I would have a decent life.

[mrsnikkisixx]

This woman has to be gotten to a hospital
A hospital ? What is it ?
It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

[Hellsinkey]

There's many in Slap Shot:

Those guys are retards!

I underlined the fuck scenes for you.

Hanrahan - Suzanne sucks pussy!

[Nate S Axel]

"What can I say Mr. Hundert, who gives a shit? Honestly. Who out there gives a shit? About your principles and your virtues? I mean, look at you. What do you have to show for yourself? I live in the real world where people do what they need to do to get what they want. And if it's lying and it's cheating, so be it. So I am gonna go out there and I'm going to win that election, Mr. Hundert, and you'll see me everywhere. And I'll worry about my contributions later."

[cowpins]

Don't forget: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

[DavidLeeLarsUlrichRoth]

You stupid fucking c**t. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking c**t, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.

[dmbrocker]

So many good ones, but here's one of my all-time favorites:

[Turner Coates]

"For her womb was a barren place where my seed could find no purchase."

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Dying ain't much of a living, boy....

https://youtu.be/zLRlY46ttfE?si=JsoAV8Ll50L6edei

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

[GoodJudge]

"Death by stereo!"
and
"Hey you, anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you".

[Black Stuff]

from "It's a Wonderful Life"

""We server hard liquor to men that want to get drunk quick "

[Stinky McFister]

“Danny I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.”

[kreamygoodness]

"You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you a hundred times, I can’t stand little notes on my pillow. ‘We’re all out of Corn Flakes, F.U.’ It took me three hours to figure out F.U. meant Felix Unger."

[exitflagger]

A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' 'er back down.

[Grendel]

Carl Spangler:

"It's no big deal."

[Wild Obsession]

"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool".

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)

[Metal Sludge]

I have a million of them, but this one always sticks in my mind. I also saw it recently so...
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape"!

[Gibsonite]

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

[Love_Industry]

"Oh yeah. I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a goddamn future. That's right. We can make shit real uncomfortable around here, and that's what we're going to do."

[Hatchets Molly]

Too many to list from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to Office Space.

Not a quote per se, but this glorious scene from Half Baked (that I want to do every weekday): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0aF9kSLpeY

[Bono Nettencourt]

Too many to list from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to Office Space.

[Hatchets Molly]

Too many to list from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to Office Space.

Gene's WW is the ultimate child abuser. "Help. Police. Murder."

[Bono Nettencourt]

He was amazing in that role. Might be the best thing he ever did. And yes, I love Young Frankenstein. But he carries Wonka.

[Hellsinkey]

From The Producers:

Look at me now, LOOK AT ME NOW! I'm wearing a cardboard belt!

How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?

Nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! "Win with Winnie!" Churchill! With his cigars. With his brandy. And his rotten painting, rotten! Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!

You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!

[Frigo Fantom]

Ted, won’t we get pounded if we go to a Senior party?

Weez, we got seventy dollars, and we got a pair of girls underpants, we’re safe as kittens, okay?