Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
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Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
What a great song about diddling little children.
Great stuff for the Pedo that wants to bang toddlers... WTF was Ozzy THINKING? Gary Glitter approved!
https://youtu.be/fy5L97Obq1k?si=uictPXK_sPmTDyal
Would you like some sweeties little girl?
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight
I've got a palace full of fantasy
Ready made just for you and me
Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride
I got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game
You'll never be the same
Close the curtains and turn out the lights
Beneath my wing it's gonna be all right
A little secret just for you and me, oh baby
I've got the kind of toys you've never seen
Manmade and a bit obscene
Little angel come and sit upon my knee
I got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game
Mr. Tinker Train
Never be the same
Mr. Tinker Train
Can you say Mr. Tinker Train? Hahahahaha
No use crying 'cause you can't go back
Now you're here to stay
You can't run, you can't hide
You can't tell me what I feel inside
Mr. Tinker Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game
Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me, call me, call me, call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me, call me, call me, call me) Mr. Tinker Train
Great stuff for the Pedo that wants to bang toddlers... WTF was Ozzy THINKING? Gary Glitter approved!
https://youtu.be/fy5L97Obq1k?si=uictPXK_sPmTDyal
Would you like some sweeties little girl?
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight
I've got a palace full of fantasy
Ready made just for you and me
Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride
I got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game
You'll never be the same
Close the curtains and turn out the lights
Beneath my wing it's gonna be all right
A little secret just for you and me, oh baby
I've got the kind of toys you've never seen
Manmade and a bit obscene
Little angel come and sit upon my knee
I got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game
Mr. Tinker Train
Never be the same
Mr. Tinker Train
Can you say Mr. Tinker Train? Hahahahaha
No use crying 'cause you can't go back
Now you're here to stay
You can't run, you can't hide
You can't tell me what I feel inside
Mr. Tinker Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game
Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me, call me, call me, call me) Mr. Tinker Train
(That's why they call me, call me, call me, call me) Mr. Tinker Train
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Re: Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
How about him combining his genetics with Sharon's to make people to begin with.Corey's Guitar Solo wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2024 11:14 pm Probably one of Ozzy's lesser atrocities involving children.
Remember Kelly's career?
Re: Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
Not that she's smoking hot or anything, but in all fairness, present-day Kelly is the most "polishing a turd" thing I've ever seen.Corey's Guitar Solo wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2024 11:40 pmIndeed. Neither should have ever been parents.aznsquirt wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2024 11:29 pmHow about him combining his genetics with Sharon's to make people to begin with.Corey's Guitar Solo wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2024 11:14 pm Probably one of Ozzy's lesser atrocities involving children.
Remember Kelly's career?
I almost wonder if there's a point where it gets fraudulent.
Like, our brains are designed to pick mates that can make strong/healthy/whatever babies. There's a point where faking your genetics to a certain point is straight up fraud, right?
Re: Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
My guy, I know Egyptian burial practices seem crazy now, but that was 3000+ years ago. You have to view it in context.BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:08 am Welcome to 1991.
And yes, the subject matter makes it unlistenable. What the fuck were they thinking.
There is a song on Blue Murder’s first album that got immediately renamed in my iTunes library as well.
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Re: Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
The context wasn't different in 1991. Ozzy got his share of criticism when NMT was released and the single bombed. I rememer an interview where he tried to position the song as a scary story and a warning (kind of like Black Sabbath the song is warning against Satan) and that he would personally "cut the nuts off" or something to that effect to anyone who would try to get near his children.aznsquirt wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:17 amMy guy, I know Egyptian burial practices seem crazy now, but that was 3000+ years ago. You have to view it in context.BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:08 am Welcome to 1991.
And yes, the subject matter makes it unlistenable. What the fuck were they thinking.
There is a song on Blue Murder’s first album that got immediately renamed in my iTunes library as well.
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Re: Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
Look, man. In hindsight, I know it's kinda bullshit to bury your cat alive with you but man, if you think its the difference between having sex with the sun and going to hell, what are you really going to do? Bitch ass cat just roamed around the palace all day with its stupid necklace for 11 years anyway. It had it's time.Love_Industry wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:40 am The context wasn't different in 1991. Ozzy got his share of criticism when NMT was released and the single bombed. I rememer an interview where he tried to position the song as a scary story and a warning (kind of like Black Sabbath the song is warning against Satan) and that he would personally "cut the nuts off" or something to that effect to anyone who would try to get near his children.
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It is weird when you think about it.
Still a good song. One of my favorites from that record.


Still a good song. One of my favorites from that record.
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Re: Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
As mentioned above, I've also always viewed this song as more of a horror story/warning than a glorification of pedophilia. Nuge's "Jailbait" is much worse lyrically, IMO.

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Re: Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
Count me in as one who thought this was a horror story song not pro pedo. Never even occurred to me until I saw this thread to be honest.
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It was but it has not aged well and sounds like Ozzy wants to bone little kids. It’s unlistenable and makes an otherwise perfect album very flawed.
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Re: Mr. Tinkertrain = Love song for Pedophiles!
the song is about a bad guy, doesn't mean that Ozzy is a bad guy.
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That's the thing. No matter how bizarre a lyric is, there's always the plausible argument that "oh, I'm just writing from the perspective of... I'm just exploring the dark side of humanity..." etc.unclejoshc wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 6:54 pm Count me in as one who thought this was a horror story song not pro pedo. Never even occurred to me until I saw this thread to be honest.
I mean, I'm guessing that nobody from the Anti-Nowhere League has actually rammed their cock right down a goat's throat.
Right?
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Musicians have always struggled wit this in a way that actors don’t. Every one loves movies when Deniro kills cops on film, but sing a song called “cop killer” you’ll make em lose their minds.alleyrulez wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2024 11:17 am the song is about a bad guy, doesn't mean that Ozzy is a bad guy.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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Same thing with ‘no rest.’Tommy2Tone84 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 9:52 pmNugent, Aerosmith, Motörhead
It was but it has not aged well and sounds like Ozzy wants to bone little kids. It’s unlistenable and makes an otherwise perfect album very flawed.
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No Rest was ruined because Hakk Mild blows. They learned their lesson and brought in song doctors to cover for him on NMT.
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So it would seem.aznsquirt wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2024 11:22 amThat's the thing. No matter how bizarre a lyric is, there's always the plausible argument that "oh, I'm just writing from the perspective of... I'm just exploring the dark side of humanity..." etc.unclejoshc wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 6:54 pm Count me in as one who thought this was a horror story song not pro pedo. Never even occurred to me until I saw this thread to be honest.
I mean, I'm guessing that nobody from the Anti-Nowhere League has actually rammed their cock right down a goat's throat.
Right?
RIGHT?
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