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My own personal tip would be keep all that fantasy stuff out of this thread please.
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drummertroy wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2024 7:27 pm

Im in 4, + a Pick Em League and I commish one of em. Im looking to add some excitement to the league w/ tweaking the point system a bit-

It's exciting enough. Leave shit alone.
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I can't get into the pre-season stuff, it just doesn't do much for me. I'm waiting for the season to begin before breaking out the stoke.

Speaking of which - Game 1 is Thu Sept 5th 5:20PM PT - Ravens/Chiefs (sounds f'ing good!)

GO RAVENS!!
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drummertroy wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2024 7:27 pm
EyeDocOfRock wrote: Thu Aug 08, 2024 4:04 am I am in 5 fantasy football leagues this year …
One of the leagues I am in I have been the commissioner since the league was formed in 1996 .. this league has 28 teams in it ! Yes that’s right … 28 teams
Needless to say I am super excited for NFL football this year !
Im in 4, + a Pick Em League and I commish one of em. Im looking to add some excitement to the league w/ tweaking the point system a bit-

Any tips? Thoughts? Below is what has been in place since I took over:

Scoring Head to Head Points
Roster Size 16
Positions
7 Offense (QB, RB, WR, TE, FLEX)
1 Team D/ST (D/ST)
1 Place Kicking (K)
7 Bench (BE)
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Scoring
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Passing
Every 25 passing yards (PY25)1
TD Pass (PTD)4
Interceptions Thrown (INT)-2
2pt Passing Conversion (2PC)2
Rushing
Every 10 rushing yards (RY10)1
TD Rush (RTD)6
2pt Rushing Conversion (2PR)2
Receiving
Every 10 receiving yards (REY10)1
TD Reception (RETD)6
2pt Receiving Conversion (2PRE)2
Kicking
Each PAT Made (PAT)1
Total FG Missed (FGM)-1
FG Made (0-39 yards) (FG0)3
FG Made (40-49 yards) (FG40)4
FG Made (50-59 yards) (FG50)5
FG Made (60+ yards) (FG60)5

Team Defense / Special Teams
Kickoff Return TD (KRTD)6
Punt Return TD (PRTD)6
Interception Return TD (INTTD)6
Fumble Return TD (FRTD)6
Blocked Punt or FG return for TD (BLKKRTD)6
Each Sack (SK)1
Blocked Punt, PAT or FG (BLKK)2
Each Interception (INT)2
Each Fumble Recovered (FR)2
Each Safety (SF)2
0 points allowed (PA0)5
1-6 points allowed (PA1)4
7-13 points allowed (PA7)3
14-17 points allowed (PA14)1
28-34 points allowed (PA28)-1
35-45 points allowed (PA35)-3
46+ points allowed (PA46)-5
Less than 100 total yards allowed (YA100)5
100-199 total yards allowed (YA199)3
200-299 total yards allowed (YA299)2
350-399 total yards allowed (YA399)-1
400-449 total yards allowed (YA449)-3
450-499 total yards allowed (YA499)-5
500-549 total yards allowed (YA549)-6
550+ total yards allowed (YA550)-7
Miscellaneous
Kickoff Return TD (KRTD)6
Punt Return TD (PRTD)6
Fumble Recovered for TD (FTD)6
Total Fumbles Lost (FUML)-2
Interception Return TD (INTTD)6
Fumble Return TD (FRTD)6
Blocked Punt or FG return for TD (BLKKRTD)6


Hey Bro… your league is pretty similar to our big league …

We only have 1 pt per reception for TE position.. no other PPR ..

We do minus points for kickers that miss FG OR XTRA POINT .. on FG the shorter the miss the more minus the points

We do individual kick off and punt return yards ( kick return 1 pt per20 yards ., punt return 1 point per 10 yards )

We do a high point total for each week ..$25 per week .. but catch is you have to outscore last weeks high point total ..otherwise the $25 rolls over to next week and so on …


We also do a 99point pool for $25 a week … so any team that hits 99.0-99.9 a given week wins the $25 ..if not hit it rolls over to $50 the next week and so on … this pool usually only gets hit once or twice a year … so pay out for this one could get pretty big

Both the high point pools and 99 point pools are taken out of entry fee $$$ .. we charge a little extra at start of year for both pools and everybody automatically entered ..

Free agent pools we do blind bidding each day … that raise a lot of $$$ for our winners each year ..

We do a toilet bowl playoff for the teams that don’t make our real playoffs and the winner of toilet bowl playoffs wins their entry fee back …


But overall our scoring is pretty similar to yours !!!!
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Another reason the NFL is king is because it gives us an escape from current events.
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EzyRider wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:39 pm I can't get into the pre-season stuff, it just doesn't do much for me. I'm waiting for the season to begin before breaking out the stoke.

Speaking of which - Game 1 is Thu Sept 5th 5:20PM PT - Ravens/Chiefs (sounds f'ing good!)

GO RAVENS!!
I can't get into pre-season either........reminds me of the NBA, in that the players just seem to be going through the motions......
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Patriots are going to suck hard this year, First overall pick here we come...
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Nobodyspecial wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 3:48 am Patriots are going to suck hard this year, First overall pick here we come...
Yep. Doesn't help that they hired an asskisser and a yes man to Kraft as HC. Jim Tomsula 2.0.
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AliceManson wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 6:04 am
Nobodyspecial wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 3:48 am Patriots are going to suck hard this year, First overall pick here we come...
Yep. Doesn't help that they hired an asskisser and a yes man to Kraft as HC. Jim Tomsula 2.0.
And hiring Alex van Pelt , ugh he was like the 20 OC candidate they interviewed. Seems like they are already mishandling Maye. We are going to suck like the old Tony Eason/Hugh Millen days.
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Hey dmbrocker I’m impressed with your Falcons these days. You guys are hustling and making moves to get better. Good on ya.
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Did you see that behind the back pass Mahomes throw to Taylor Swift’s BF?
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Yeah I’m ready for my yearly kick in the balls, and season over by end of September.
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My two teams (yea I have two!) are the Bears and the Dolphins. So It just might be a good year.

Plus Tua and his family were just down the road, so I gotta root for the Local Boy.
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Anybody up? Turn on Get Up on ESPN.

Son of A bitch! Fucking fantasy football has took over my TV screen.

Trying to watch the show and hear some news and they’ve pushed the damn show to just a little bit of the screen so they can list all this fantasy shit.

Trying to be nice with you fantasy football guys but you’re getting on my last nerve fuckers.
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Just over 48 hours, the NFL regular season kicks off...


Thur. Sept. 5th Ravens @ Chiefs

Fri. Sept. 6th Eagles @ Packers (from Brazil)

Sunday... a grip of games!

Mon. Sept. 9th Jets @ 49ers


Go Pack Go, and I patiently await watching Rodgers sh!t the bed, all year long!

Who ya got?

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Feels like gonna be a long season to just have the 49ers and Chiefs in the SB again.
Hate them both, but they are just better than everyone.
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I just want the JETS to make the playoffs.
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Panthers fan.

Looking forward to watching CJ Stroud and Caleb Williams tear it up for the next 10 years, while we continue to suck.
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Tenacious_Dio wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2024 4:54 pm Panthers fan.

Looking forward to watching CJ Stroud and Caleb Williams tear it up for the next 10 years, while we continue to suck.
I feel your pain. I just don't think Bryce is an NFL caliber QB. I am excited about Dave Canales though. I hope they don't fire him mid season lol. Keep Pounding.
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Taylor Nix or Bo Swift
Those two should make Bronco babies
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New kickoff format is fucking lame.
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Jordan Love expected to be out for 3-6 weeks with an MCL sprain. Sorry for your loss, Stevie.
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Ouch... the Pats. Sorry about your Bengals. Are they eliminated yet?
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Same ol’, same ol’, eh, Falcons?
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dmbrocker wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2024 12:15 pm Same ol’, same ol’, eh, Falcons?
Russell Wilson’s calf was god answering back on my thoughts and prayers thank you god.
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I know it’s early but so far Tom Brady is reminding me of Michael Jordan.

Unfortunately it’s Michael Jordan as an NBA owner.

Either that or the other guy won’t shut the fuck up.
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dmbrocker wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2024 6:24 am Jordan Love expected to be out for 3-6 weeks with an MCL sprain. Sorry for your loss, Stevie.
I'm not.

E-A-G-L-E-S!
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Ugh, What a horrific opening weekend for the NFL.... :shock:

The Pack lose... and Love is out 3-6 weeks with a leg injury he suffered with 5 seconds left in the game!

Adding insult to our injury...
Minnesota wins
Chicago wins
Dallas wins
and now Detroit is leading

Someone wake me from this nightmare!

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