Rick Allen Allegedly Assaulted At Florida Hotel

[Turner Coates]

https://www.tmz.com/2023/03/16/def-lepp ... k-florida/

Def Leppard's one-armed drummer Rick Allen suffered a head injury after cops say he was violently assaulted by a teenager in an apparent sneak attack at a South Florida hotel.

According to an arrest report, obtained by TMZ, Allen was puffing on a cigarette as the suspect was lying in wait behind a pole outside the Four Seasons Hotel in Fort Lauderdale Beach.
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No "strong-armed" jokes, please.

[Wiseacre]

What kind of a monster attacks an unarmed man for no reason?

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[Nate S Axel]

At first, I thought "again?" Old news is old.

[Turner Coates]

What kind of a monster attacks an unarmed man for no reason?

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[Psychobolia.com]

In other RECENT news:

"Allen is accused of grabbing his wife by the arm and pulling her into a women’s restroom where, prosecutors say, he choked her and smashed her head against a wall several times, according to the city attorney’s office."

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm ... story.html

[PBFSUCKS]

I can’t find the link, but I just heard that the drummer from Def Leppard just lost his arm in a car accident!!!

[Turner Coates]

Sorry kids. I was in a time machine and forgot my watch.

[Psychobolia.com]

I can’t find the link, but I just heard that the drummer from Def Leppard just lost his arm in a car accident!!!

That's not funny... I just checked my Pyromania booklet, Rick Allen has both arms.

[ijwthstd]

In related news a recently escaped killer is claiming a one armed man is the real killer. Might be worth checking out.

[Love_Industry]

I can’t find the link, but I just heard that the drummer from Def Leppard just lost his arm in a car accident!!!

That's not funny... I just checked my Pyromania booklet, Rick Allen has both arms.

That's not Rick Allen, that's a drum machine...

[WOLF]

Also… Steve Clark has died.

[Turner Coates]

Also… Steve Clark has died.

He's safe in the arms of Jesus.

[HottKarl777]

Also… Steve Clark has died.

He's safe in the arms of Jesus.

Too soon you fucker.

[Wednesday 13 Fan]

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

[Bono Nettencourt]

Sorry kids. I was in a time machine and forgot my watch.

It's ok. You were just having some armless fun.

[DonJuanDeMarco]

It's only from last year! It's not that old! But did anyone read the entire article? My God.... this happened at a Four Seasons? And the kid was only 19. He not only attacked Rick but he attacked another woman that tried to interject and then he ran off and destroyed some cars in the parking lot next door. And he's out on bail like the next day? WTF? I don't understand this world.

[GoodJudge]

It's only from last year! It's not that old! But did anyone read the entire article? My God.... this happened at a Four Seasons? And the kid was only 19. He not only attacked Rick but he attacked another woman that tried to interject and then he ran off and destroyed some cars in the parking lot next door. And he's out on bail like the next day? WTF? I don't understand this world.

You might say he had hysteria and wanted to run riot.

[Danzig in the Dark]

He's lucky it wasn't Billy, who's got a gun.

[Turner Coates]

WTF? I don't understand this world.