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Alexandra Daddario. So beautiful that when she made an appearance on new girl she made Zoey Deschanel look plain.


Ana De Armas. She played Marilyn Monroe in the 2022 film Blonde, but is about a 100 times prettier than that overrated blonde bimbo from the 1950s.
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pieceofme wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:11 pm Ana De Armas.
100% mine, too.
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MattleyCrue wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:31 pm My favorite Instagram girl

https://www.instagram.com/markie.leigh? ... FiZzVhbGdq

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I honestly thought it was going to be another link to your t-shirt collection.
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pieceofme wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:42 pm
MattleyCrue wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:31 pm My favorite Instagram girl

https://www.instagram.com/markie.leigh? ... FiZzVhbGdq

🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
I honestly thought it was going to be another link to your t-shirt collection.
Hahaha! She’s better than any tshirt
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Still crushing on Liz Hurley. I mean...

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Who looks that good at 39, let alone 59?

And yes, I'm sure there's some filtering going on. Her navel is messed up, for starters.
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MattleyCrue wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:31 pm My favorite Instagram girl

https://www.instagram.com/markie.leigh? ... FiZzVhbGdq

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I can see the attraction - she looks like Bert.
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Yeah total generic plastic blonde vibes.
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I've been girl crushing hard on Hunter Schafer.

Saw her in Cuckoo, been obsessed ever since.
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Speaking of IG girls, this one gives pre-anorexia EmRata vibes

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pieceofme wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:11 pm Alexandra Daddario. So beautiful that when she made an appearance on new girl she made Zoey Deschanel look plain.
Daddario for me too. Also Elizabeth Gillies and Sydney Sweeney.
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My old lady and I have been rewatching Community and I don’t think there’s ever been a woman hotter than Britta.

To borrow from our kid POM, she’s so hot she makes Little Annie Adderall look plain.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 9:26 am My old lady and I have been rewatching Community and I don’t think there’s ever been a woman hotter than Britta.

To borrow from our kid POM, she’s so hot she makes Little Annie Adderall look plain.
I generally prefer brunettes and Annie is cute, but I definitely find Britta more attractive. Even her character in Love doesn't tarnish her attractiveness.
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 4:00 am I've been girl crushing hard on Hunter Schafer.

Saw her in Cuckoo, been obsessed ever since.
You should uhhh...watch Euphoria...
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Mojo wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:26 pm
pieceofme wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:11 pm Ana De Armas.
100% mine, too.
The love scenes in Hands of Stone were very realistic so I give her credit for that. She looked gorgeous in the James Bond film.

No Margot Robbie votes yet or is she too old already?

My all time vote goes to either Marisa Tomei or Elisabeth Shue though! One of them seems to appear in almost every movie I watch.
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pieceofme wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 9:35 am
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 9:26 am My old lady and I have been rewatching Community and I don’t think there’s ever been a woman hotter than Britta.

To borrow from our kid POM, she’s so hot she makes Little Annie Adderall look plain.
I generally prefer brunettes and Annie is cute, but I definitely find Britta more attractive. Even her character in Love doesn't tarnish her attractiveness.
Seems like 100 years ago but I worked a publicity event for Community as a camera guy and she (Gillian/Britta) was quite lovely. Very sweet. I think mine will forever be Salma Hayek. Honorable mention to Monica Bellucci. Although True Detective era Alexandra is comic-book insane!
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Imma sayyyyy Rosario Dawson because Rosario Dawson, and Aubrey Plaza because I figure I would have no goddam idea what she was up to.

Feel like I am forgetting some. Do porn people count?
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Sleek wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 1:14 pm Imma sayyyyy Rosario Dawson because Rosario Dawson, and Aubrey Plaza because I figure I would have no goddam idea what she was up to.
So you really run the gamut, titty-wise.
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Hey man, everybody's got their something...one has that overall hey-what? beauty, and the other, while still hot, might be all like: "Here. I made a hat out of pasta. For your cock. Try it on."
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Lisa Bonet recently divorced. Wasn't a good enough excuse why I haven't deleted my Facebook dating profile though.
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I decided to check out the FB dating thing some years back...I look at it and it was all grannies.

I forgot my FB profile has my age as 105 years old.
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MY favorite porn stars are usually nameless Amateurs... so I can't post a name!

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Nell Carter all day long.
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Knock the dust off that pussy
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 2:53 pm MY favorite porn stars are usually nameless Amateurs... so I can't post a name!

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HottKarl777 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 4:40 pm Nell Carter all day long.
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Aubrey Plaza
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