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Current? Any gal with a fine body and natural big tits.My original celeb crush was Jennifer Connelly and before that Carrie Fisher.
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NineteenEightyFour wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 8:41 pm Current? Any gal with a fine body and natural big tits.My original celeb crush was Jennifer Connelly and before that Carrie Fisher.
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 1:18 pm So you really run the gamut, titty-wise.
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 9:26 am My old lady and I have been rewatching Community and I don’t think there’s ever been a woman hotter than Britta.

To borrow from our kid POM, she’s so hot she makes Little Annie Adderall look plain.
The first 3 seasons of this show are brilliant.

Personally, I'd rank Annie over Britta....but both are top shelf! :-)
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steviedoes wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 6:33 am
pieceofme wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:11 pm Alexandra Daddario. So beautiful that when she made an appearance on new girl she made Zoey Deschanel look plain.
Daddario for me too. Also Elizabeth Gillies and Sydney Sweeney.
I was going to say Elizbeth Gillies as well. My wife has been watching the Dynasty reboot, and I got sucked into it totally based on not being able to stop drooling all over Elizabeth.
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 4:00 am I've been girl crushing hard on Hunter Schafer.

Saw her in Cuckoo, been obsessed ever since.
was it getting stuffy in there?
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pieceofme wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 9:35 am
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 9:26 am My old lady and I have been rewatching Community and I don’t think there’s ever been a woman hotter than Britta.

To borrow from our kid POM, she’s so hot she makes Little Annie Adderall look plain.
I generally prefer brunettes and Annie is cute, but I definitely find Britta more attractive. Even her character in Love doesn't tarnish her attractiveness.
I enjoyed and watched that whole show Love, and even knowing the traits of her character (and the downplaying of her attractiveness and so many piled on character defects and red flags) I had a very hard time seriously seeing her involved with the Paul Rust character. She’s just way too hot.

And of course this one of the benefits of being a star and creator/writer of a show or film, and everyone from Woody Allen to Jerry Seinfeld has taken advantage of this power to an extreme to cast themselves opposite women way out of their league, but to add to the disbelief the Paul Rust character began the series in bed with “Lilly from AT&T” Milana Vayntrub.
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Has anyone mentioned Megan Thee Stallion? It's downright absurd how good looking she is. And she seemed cool on Hot Ones.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 12:54 pm Has anyone mentioned Megan Thee Stallion? It's downright absurd how good looking she is. And she seemed cool on Hot Ones.
I've seen her twice.

Doechii is my favorite.
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NineteenEightyFour wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 8:41 pm Current? Any gal with a fine body and natural big tits.My original celeb crush was Jennifer Connelly and before that Carrie Fisher.


Dude Jennifer Connelly in the 90s was a 12 on a 10 scale. Un fucking believable.
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Easily, Ali Wong. Checks all of the boxes, literally.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 12:54 pm Has anyone mentioned Megan Thee Stallion? It's downright absurd how good looking she is. And she seemed cool on Hot Ones.
Little chonky, brah.
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I haven't seen her in anything for years, not since the Mad Men series ended but Christina Hendricks and those massive cans of hers still do it for me every time:

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Lobo wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 8:40 pm I haven't seen her in anything for years, not since the Mad Men series ended but Christina Hendricks and those massive cans of hers still do it for me every time:

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DevastatinDave wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 7:52 pm Aubrey Plaza
You should see her in the film My Old Ass.
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Rocker4Real wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 10:40 pm
DevastatinDave wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 7:52 pm Aubrey Plaza
You should see her in the film My Old Ass.
It’s on my list!
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Well for me there's always Dua Lipa.

But there's a girl on my FB feed called Candylion that might just be the hottest thang I've ever laid eyes on:

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Oh yeah and also indie pop cutie Beabadoobee:

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Kendall Jenner.

In my dreams she fucks me on a sad melancholy rainy day otherwise known as Father’s Day.

I miss my dad and she tells me I do too but let’s forget about those guys.
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