Kisstard nonsense f#@kin' up my nice art book.

[Sleek]

Last night, I had somebody over for a video edit and they needed to write something down, so I got them a piece of paper and pen, but they needed something to write on...I have a bunch of big ol' hardcover art books in my closet, so I went and grabbed one at random.

I hand it to them, and they were like: "There is something in this book..?" so I grab it back, open it up, AND IT HAD KISSTARD NONSENSE STASHED IN BETWEEN THE PAGES.

I mean, look at this shit. Some little seventies half-wit must have spent their lunch money for months to get these stupid fucking cards. "Durrr ME NO NEED FUDE durrr. Me BUY MIME caRDS! GENE SIMMINS IS COOLER THAN FonZIe! ugggghhhrrr..."





I was SO embarrassed.

...after explaining that these were NOT something I had purposely collected and that I did not even know that they they were there in my closet, hence I was not a TOTAL IDIOT who kept shit like this, we got back to the edit..but I could tell that something had changed. There was just that little glint of the eye, that overall affect of revulsion that let me know they thought I was trying to cover up...the stink of KISS was on me now.

So I will probably lose this client, which is fair, because if somebody associates you with Kiss fandom, they're going to be thinking you are an incompetent man-baby, and nobody needs that shit. I accept this loss as a functioning member of society who does not wish to see any Kiss related nonsense propagated. This is one I have to take for the team.

SO, A QUESTION:

How do I dispose of refuse like this? Does it have to be handled like toxic waste and be taken to a facility that specializes in that sort of thing, or can it be composted like other types of shit?

Once it is TRULY gone, can I remove the residual aura by burning sage, or do I have to get some sort of exorcist up in here? (I already cleaned the closet with a mix of ammonia and vinegar to make sure it is cleansed and this doesn't grow back like mold or some shit.)

Please let me know.

[HueyRamone]

Can I have them? I mean, I have some annoying people coming over and done want them thinking too highly of me. These could protect against that

[Sleek]

I have somebody coming over tonight who, though competent in all other respects, I have heard is a Kisstard. I *may* be fortunate enough to get rid of them that way.

I was thinking I should check to see if they have any actual value, as Kisstards will buy just any old shit as long as Paul's crotch bulge is visible somehwhere on it...but I don't know if I want money THAT dirty.

I think karma requires I NOT profit off this, lest I be struck down with Simmons Syndrome© and get an unquenchable thirst for bilking idiots out of their money with Kiss-related garbage.

[pieceofme]

Can I have them? I mean, I have some annoying people coming over and done want them thinking too highly of me. These could protect against that

I thought it was you who planted them tbh.

[HueyRamone]

Sleek: 12:29 "How do I dispose of refuse like this? Does it have to be handled like toxic waste and be taken to a facility that specializes in that sort of thing, or can it be composted like other types of shit?"

Huey: 12:33 "Can I have them?"

Sleek: "Oh those? Those are spoken for."

[Sleek]

They are earmarked for somebody NICE.

[HueyRamone]

No one nice would go to your lair.

[Sleek]

Things I appreciate about this:

1. The book is perfect for a Kisstard-level mentality, WHAT IS A PAINTING?

2. They used the same photo for both "posters" just flipping it instead of giving the Kisstard fans something cool or having any respect for them. That is SO on-brand.

[MetalSludgeCEO]

Last night, I had somebody over for a video edit and they needed to write something down, so I got them a piece of paper and pen, but they needed something to write on...I have a bunch of big ol' hardcover art books in my closet, so I went and grabbed one at random.

I hand it to them, and they were like: "There is something in this book..?" so I grab it back, open it up, AND IT HAD KISSTARD NONSENSE STASHED IN BETWEEN THE PAGES.

I mean, look at this shit. Some little seventies half-wit must have spent their lunch money for months to get these stupid fucking cards. "Durrr ME NO NEED FUDE durrr. Me BUY MIME caRDS! GENE SIMMINS IS COOLER THAN FonZIe! ugggghhhrrr..."





I was SO embarrassed.

...after explaining that these were NOT something I had purposely collected and that I did not even know that they they were there in my closet, hence I was not a TOTAL IDIOT who kept shit like this, we got back to the edit..but I could tell that something had changed. There was just that little glint of the eye, that overall affect of revulsion that let me know they thought I was trying to cover up...the stink of KISS was on me now.

So I will probably lose this client, which is fair, because if somebody associates you with Kiss fandom, they're going to be thinking you are an incompetent man-baby, and nobody needs that shit. I accept this loss as a functioning member of society who does not wish to see any Kiss related nonsense propagated. This is one I have to take for the team.

SO, A QUESTION:

How do I dispose of refuse like this? Does it have to be handled like toxic waste and be taken to a facility that specializes in that sort of thing, or can it be composted like other types of shit?

Once it is TRULY gone, can I remove the residual aura by burning sage, or do I have to get some sort of exorcist up in here? (I already cleaned the closet with a mix of ammonia and vinegar to make sure it is cleansed and this doesn't grow back like mold or some shit.)

Please let me know.

PLEASE edit the F#@king in your headline on this thread.

PLEASE and thank you!

Stevie

[MetalSludgeCEO]

Thank you, it's very appreciated.

Stevie

[Danzig in the Dark]

Don't be like Paul. It's time for you to come out of the closet like those cards.

[GoodJudge]

Don't be like Paul. It's time for you to come out of the closet like those cards.

If RisingTard has read this, I'm sure a PM will be coming your way soon offering a small fortune. (Three fiddy).

[Wiseacre]

Collecting those back in the day was EPIC. If you were alive then and didn’t, your childhood sucked. Fact. F*ck the haters.

[cowpins]

So does the art book have noodz? I mean, why else would a kid have an art book to stash his kiss loot?

[diablomozart]

man...i haven't seen those since i was like 10 years old...thanks for the trip down memory lane...d.m.

[Mister Freeze]

...the stink of KISS was on me now.

It's hard to wash off. It lingers for a while.

For the next 10-20 years, you'll receive Kiss action figures as birthday gifts, get asked "Are you going?" every time Ace Frehley plays the local club, and get tagged on any Facebook post about the latest dumb thing Gene SImmons said.

And expect your phone to fill up with "Are you ok?" text messages when Peter Criss finally croaks.

[pieceofme]

...the stink of KISS was on me now.

It's hard to wash off. It lingers for a while.

For the next 10-20 years, you'll receive Kiss action figures as birthday gifts, get asked "Are you going?" every time Ace Frehley plays the local club, and get tagged on any Facebook post about the latest dumb thing Gene SImmons said.

And expect your phone to fill up with "Are you ok?" text messages when Peter Criss finally croaks.

Yeah but you secretly love it!

[AlexVonHaig]

I remember back then, at band camp, we all had cards and posters like that. It was cool

[Wiseacre]

...the stink of KISS was on me now.

It's hard to wash off. It lingers for a while.

For the next 10-20 years, you'll receive Kiss action figures as birthday gifts, get asked "Are you going?" every time Ace Frehley plays the local club, and get tagged on any Facebook post about the latest dumb thing Gene SImmons said.

And expect your phone to fill up with "Are you ok?" text messages when Peter Criss finally croaks.

FACTS

[Sleek]

Collecting those back in the day was EPIC. If you were alive then and didn’t, your childhood sucked. Fact. F*ck the haters.

I totally agree, which is why I had a whole shelf of art books.