Best of these 80's hair metal/heavy metal ballads: Dmbrocker edition!

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Warrant - "Heaven"
10
30%
Winger - "Headed For a Heartbreak"
3
9%
Faster Pussycat - "House of Pain"
5
15%
Kix - "Don't Close Your Eyes"
2
6%
Poison - "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
4
12%
Slaughter - "Fly to the Angels"
1
3%
Enuff Z'Nuff - "Fly High Michelle"
2
6%
Motley Crue - "Without You"
0
No votes
McAuley Schenker Group - "Anytime"
1
3%
Def Leppard - "Love Bites"
5
15%
 
Total votes: 33
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Best of these 80's hair metal/heavy metal ballads: Dmbrocker edition!

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My turn, DDM! Of course, I intentionally left out those already mentioned in his threads. I had to leave out a few good ones, so maybe those will come on the next poll...
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Def Leppard Love Bites because it reminds me of the time I was 10 years old and my 16 year old babysitter let me touch her boobs!
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I don't know. Almost all these bands have better power ballads in their catalog.

"Love Bites" is a classic. Mutt Lange perfection. I've come to appreciate "Heading for a Heartbreak" more over time. It's a little unconventional for a "hair band." I'm going to vote for "Anytime," since that one deserved more attention. MSG is a bad name for a band. Makes me think of Madison Square Garden. Or Chinese food.
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Mon Oct 28, 2024 7:05 am Def Leppard Love Bites because it reminds me of the time I was 10 years old and my 16 year old babysitter let me touch her boobs!

Just touch and see.
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Mister Freeze wrote: Mon Oct 28, 2024 7:06 am I'm going to vote for "Anytime," since that one deserved more attention. MSG is a bad name for a band. Makes me think of Madison Square Garden. Or Chinese food.
This. Guess with two egos like McAuley and Schenker you couldn't call the band anything else.
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I've never enjoyed FP's music. Poison's was simultaneously the high point of hair metal and the joke that marked its decline. I'll never forget Kerrang!'s review of Fly To The Angels: "shit sandwich". Leppard is a classic but like a lot of that album it's at least a minute too long and eventually gets boring. EZN might be a stupidly-named / -dressed band but they got it just right on 2 songs, one of which is Michelle. Never heard the rest.
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Kix. Great song.

Love bites is also a well crafted and very good song. Little burnt out on that whole Hysteria album though.

Never card for Heaven that much. Warrant have about half a dozen ballads better than this one.

Same situation with Every rose and poison.
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