Donald Trump Won.

[killdrum]

[Sleek]

Liiiiike, I can't be the only one watching this shit and going: "Okay, what the fuck. Is this some douchey fucking skit?"

This being real just means this entire fucking country, the constitution, the flag and all of the ideals and sacrifices of our forefathers are just being wiped on the ass of a narcissist shithead.

Call me a weirdo, but I feel like the struggles and history of this country should be treated with some sort of respect and dignity. I do not feel like my grandfather fought the Kaiser so some idiot man-baby could empower an immigrant cunt to form...D.O.G.E. 100 years later.

Pretty sure that the utopian visions of Jefferson, FDR, JFK and Dr. King of what this country meant and what it could rise to are not fulfilled with this...enshitification.

[GoodJudge]

Pretty sure that the utopian visions of Jefferson, FDR, JFK and Dr. King of what this country meant and what it could rise to are not fulfilled with this...enshitification.

"They" would probably say-
FDR - cripple, who cares?
JFK - loser, didn't duck in time. Trump had divine protection.
Dr King - you can guess the words.

[cowpins]

Welllll....what we've learned is there's a fair amount of your co-American's who also had their popo's and their daddy's popo's who also fought for this country who feel, or were brainwashed to feel, that this is exactly what this country needed, which I am not one of.

And then there's the what about me Hispanics who felt that Kamala had forgotten about them and voted for Trump who will soon see their undocumented brothers, uncles, and parents being deported and realizing what they've done. Guess it's part of the fuck around and find out.

[Love_Industry]

Welllll....what we've learned is there's a fair amount of your co-American's who also had their popo's and their daddy's popo's who also fought for this country who feel, or were brainwashed to feel, that this is exactly what this country needed, which I am not one of.

And then there's the what about me Hispanics who felt that Kamala had forgotten about them and voted for Trump who will soon see their undocumented brothers, uncles, and parents being deported and realizing what they've done. Guess it's part of the fuck around and find out.

Don't forget the Muslims who voted to save their brothers in faith from the Israel loving warmongers Biden and Harris and the party of Bin Ladin's killer Obama.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Wonder if Rapey Boy is gonna invite Polanski back into the country? They have so much in common right?

[Tommy]

Never change, Sludge. Never change.

[aerozeppelin]

Government to the highest bidder/most enthusiastic bootlicker...

[Nate S Axel]

It’s Elon’s world now…

Lauren Windsor:
A senator told me that the rumor on the Hill is that Elon Musk is threatening to fund a primary challenge to any House Republican who doesn’t fall in line with Trump’s agenda.

[Sleek]

Trump: These immigrants have to go!

Also Trump: I am putting an immigrant in charge of a new government department...

[Wiseacre]

Trump: These immigrants have to go!

Also Trump: I am putting an immigrant in charge of a new government department...

maybe Google the word "illegal". It's a thing.

[aerozeppelin]

Trump: These immigrants have to go!

Also Trump: I am putting an immigrant in charge of a new government department...

maybe Google the word "illegal". It's a thing.

For someone that claims that political parties don't matter and you don't care that much about the election, you sure can't seem to shut the fuck up about it

[NeonKnite]

Matt Gaetz for Attorney General.

Holy fucking clown show.

[Turner Coates]

[LAglamrocker]

King Trump is best story going..payoff will be worth it
Setting up laws for death penalty for some

Eventually all will be put to sleep from the Diddy trials
Trump going RIP all celebrities that hate him
Bye bye Oprah! Bye bye Ellen!! Bye bye Beyonce!! Bye bye Jay Z! Bye bye Leo Titanic LOL

Hopefully enough money to Make Hooters Great Again!

[Sleek]

Trump: These immigrants have to go!

Also Trump: I am putting an immigrant in charge of a new government department...

maybe Google the word "illegal". It's a thing.

Meh. I've never seen Musk's papers.

Google DOES turn up this tho:

“Long before he became one of Donald Trump’s biggest donors and campaign surrogates, South African-born Elon Musk worked illegally in the United States as he launched his entrepreneurial career after ditching a graduate studies program in California, according to former business associates, court records and company documents obtained by The Washington Post”.

The reporters found Musk “did not have the legal right to work” when he founded and attracted investment with his brother Kimbal for a company later named Zip2. Kimbal Musk has long been open about their lack of legal status, even explaining in a video interview that he lied when crossing the U.S.-Canadian border so he could attend a business meeting in Silicon Valley. Immigration attorney Ira Kurzban said, “That’s fraud on entry.” He noted that Elon Musk’s brother could have been permanently barred from the United States. Instead, he became CEO of Musk’s first company.

“(Elon) Musk arrived in Palo Alto in 1995 for a graduate degree program at Stanford University but never enrolled in courses, working instead on his startup,” according to the Washington Post. That means Musk committed at least two immigration violations. First, by failing to take courses, he violated his student status. Second, he did not have authorization to work legally in the United States.

Musk could not continue operating a company accepting venture capital without being legally in the United States and having the right to work. According to the Washington Post, Musk was out of status for more than a year: “A person who joined Zip2’s human resources department in 1997 remembers processing work visas for the Musks and other family members under a category available to Canadians under the North American Free Trade Agreement.”

THEY'RE TAKING OUR JERBS!!!

[EzyRider]

... “(Elon) Musk arrived in Palo Alto in 1995 for a graduate degree program at Stanford University but never enrolled in courses, working instead on his startup,” according to the Washington Post. That means Musk committed at least two immigration violations. First, by failing to take courses, he violated his student status. Second, he did not have authorization to work legally in the United States.

Don't you know the difference between good and bad illegals??

[Tenacious_Dio]

Matt Gaetz for Attorney General.

It's straight up trolling, at this point.

Just waiting for MTG to be put in charge of NASA.

[Sleek]

Don't you know the difference between good and bad illegals??

[cowpins]

I laughed at the MTG NASA comment

The Geatz appointment just shows how out of touch Trump is. Hasn't a clue of just how bad that says of his "I only hire the best" judgement is.

[Danzig in the Dark]

Matt Gaetz for Attorney General.

Holy fucking clown show.

His focus will be underage sex trafficking.

[MickeyG]

Wait, so he's appointed 2 heads of the Department of Efficiency?? How is that efficient?

[NeonKnite]

[Bono Nettencourt]

2 men enter, one man leaves.

Wait, so he's appointed 2 heads of the Department of Efficiency?? How is that efficient?

2 men enter, one man leaves.

[NeonKnite]

[NeonKnite]

This is totally normal.

[dmbrocker]

This is totally normal.

Which is why he's the perfect pick for Trumptards because they agree with him there.

[Nate S Axel]

Matt Gaetz for Attorney General.

Holy fucking clown show.

True, but there’s no fucking way this wasn’t the headlining act of the clown show the last four years (even though the Mayor Petey photo is altered).

Republicans are weird?

[Nate S Axel]

Tulsi is the Director of National Intelligence. After she was put on a terror watchlist, she’s one that I hope goes scorched earth in revenge.

Maybe it’s better Trump lost in 2020. The Democratic majority in both houses would have killed MAGA on the spot. Now? Game on.

Sleek will probably be deported or sent to gay camp.

[exitflagger]

Matt Gaetz for Attorney General.

Holy fucking clown show.

True, but there’s no fucking way this wasn’t the headlining act of the clown show the last four years (even though the Mayor Petey photo is altered).

Republicans are weird?

How many minors was Mayor Pete fucking in that shitty/obvious photoshop?

If you ever wonder how stupid Trumpies are, just give them a chance to try to be funny.