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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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I predict it being a big disappointment, they dont go hard, they stand around and clinch a lot, it doesnt last too long, and Jake ends up the winner, with Tyson's corner throwing the towel at a moment where he really isnt in trouble, possibly between rounds.

These two guys, who would both prolly be ranked about 10,000th in the world currently, are gonna take home a combined 60 mil (20 to Mike, 40 to Jake) and no one even knows the name of any boxers ranked in the top 10 pound for pound right now.
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if a short fight. Tyson by KO. if he has to go all the rounds, he may tire out and it be a draw or judges decision.
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praying Tyson WRECKS him.
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I got Tyson, yeah he's old, but c'mon, it's Tyson.

Stupid question; I got netflix. Do I just tune in and watch or is there some extra fee??
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The fact that the over/under is 5.5 tells me it's a work, on some level.
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Netflix doesn’t tell you but you must watch new season of Cobra Kai first ..then allows you to watch the fight
Better plan for this

Who cares about best boxers of today insane worthless events nobody cares about..this is like battle of the bands that we actually care about
Tyson= Fasterpussy Cat vs Paul= some stupid band of today nobody cares about like Mammoth WVH

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Do U care now? FPC is going KO ..Eddie Van Halen fatass kid

World is cheering for Fasterpussy Cat
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ParaDime77 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 4:09 pm Another phony “worked” fight people will pay too much to watch. Nevertheless, Mike is going to get his clock cleaned.
I think it will go to a draw or perhaps they paid tyson enough to take the loss. Just reminds me of the connor and Floyd fight.
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I just logged into Netflix and watching, didn't have to pay anything

Right now have some guy on in what looks like a pink dress.

Is this an ex-Shotgun Messiah guy??

Pink dress guy is tough and wins fight!!

note to self: don't mess with a guy in a pink dress
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Evander Holyfield came back a couple years ago. He was a better boxer than Mike and fought competitively until 2008. He was KOd in one round, hurt off the first punch even, by an MMA guy.

Mike retired 20 years ago after losing to a couple nobodies. Since then he's been binge drinking and doing drugs nonstop.

40 is old in professional fighting. 45 is ancient... that's how old Foreman was when he retook the title. Mike is nearly 60.

Prediction: easy Jake Paul victory by decision. Everyone goes home mad and complains that it was "rigged." :roll:
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FreddyFender wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:13 pm Evander Holyfield came back a couple years ago. He was a better boxer then Mike and fought competitively until 2008. He was KOd in one round, hurt off the first punch even, by an MMA guy.

Mike retired 20 years ago after losing to a couple nobodies. Since then he's been binge drinking and doing drugs nonstop.

40 is old in professional fighting. 45 is ancient... that's how old Foreman was when he retook the title. Mike is nearly 60.

Prediction: easy Jake Paul victory by decision. Everyone goes home mad and complains that it was "rigged." :roll:
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pieceofme wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:28 pm Did you make a bet?
Nah, I don't believe in sports gambling. Almost every guy I know wants to tell me how much they're making on DraftKings. A bet I would place is that 75% of them are full of shit and losing money every weekend. :lol:
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FreddyFender wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:31 pm
pieceofme wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:28 pm Did you make a bet?
Nah, I don't believe in sports gambling. Almost every guy I know wants to tell me how much they're making on DraftKings. A bet I would place is that 75% of them are full of shit and losing money every weekend. :lol:
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Anyone see that interview Tyson did with the little girl? Seems like his bipolar is fully swung in the "depressive" phase.

https://youtu.be/1GgFI64yhzY?t=21
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This constant buffering on Netflix is annoying as shit right now
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MattleyCrue wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 8:08 pm This constant buffering on Netflix is annoying as shit right now
It’s like watching cable in 1981. Incredibly unreliable.

Please tell me the Super Bowl isn’t on Netflix!
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That was about as awful as I expected
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pieceofme wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 9:28 pm That was about as awful as I expected
Yes. A total disgrace. And Netflix blows for live events. Light them up on social so they don't ruin the NFL
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It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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The only drama in that fight was whether the Netflix stream would hold

Tyson threw 10 punches and collected a multimillion dollar payday
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The girl fight was the best, holy sh*t!! HUGE respect.

Tyson looked like he just was there to collect a paycheck, zero energy. I thought maybe he was trying to tire him out a bit and then launch a blitzkrieg, but that never happened.

Worst video quality I've seen ever maybe. I paused for a while to see if it would buffer out, but no. It was at 'text only' type speeds, horrible. I even ran a speed test to check my connection and it was close to 40Mbps, which is plenty to stream video.
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A 58 year old, especially one that hasn't taken care of himself, isn't beating ANY young person in a professional fight.

Mike probably snorted Jake's bodyweight in cocaine and crushed-up painkillers in the last year alone.

His knees were done about 30 seconds into the fight - he'll be in a wheelchair for the next week.
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The jones vs stipe fight tomorrow won't be much better
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Tyson wobbled him with a jab in round one and then realized he better stick to the script lol
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What a farce, but everybody got paid.
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I can’t wait for Jake to fight a Hologram of Muhammad Ali .
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Gibsonite wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 10:30 pm Tyson wobbled him with a jab in round one and then realized he better stick to the script lol
More like he realized if he continued to make an effort he'd either be too gassed to go on or he'd slip and get walloped. If Paul was a real fighter he could've killed him.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 9:30 pm
Anyone know how much Tyson got paid? Must have been a shitload.
Tyson made $20 million for the fight. It's said before last night Tyson was worth around $10 million (mostly off his weed business) so this payday set him up pretty good for the rest of his days.

Jake Paul made $40 million for last night.
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Felt like Tyson tried for 2 rounds, got tired, and said "I can just stay out of range for 12 minutes and collect 20 mil. that's roughly $600,000 a minute."

What the fuck is up with 2 min rounds? Was that a thing before this fight? I snickered when the announcer said "we've got just 1 minute left in the round", as if it was winding down, when it had not only just started, but was also only at the midpoint.
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HueyRamone wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2024 8:06 am Felt like Tyson tried for 2 rounds, got tired, and said "I can just stay out of range for 12 minutes and collect 20 mil. that's roughly $600,000 a minute."

What the fuck is up with 2 min rounds? Was that a thing before this fight? I snickered when the announcer said "we've got just 1 minute left in the round", as if it was winding down, when it had not only just started, but was also only at the midpoint.
Tyson requested this apparently. Paul insisted on 14oz gloves too, pretty much negating any chance of getting punched out. Normal fights use 10oz gloves, they were fighting with pillows on their hands last night
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Completely underwhelming and scripted.

I've had more of a "physical altercation" jerking off.....
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I'm not a boxing fan, but what did you guys expect to see? This was just a TV show. It was never going to be a real boxing match.
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