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I could ALMOST squint and see that MAYBE there's a chance she could look somewhat decent (a lot of qualifiers there I know) with the right hair, makeup, and getting rid of the face tattoo, but I can't get past those eyebrows!
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JourneyRules wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2025 8:26 am I could ALMOST squint and see that MAYBE there's a chance she could look somewhat decent (a lot of qualifiers there I know) with the right hair, makeup, and getting rid of the face tattoo, but I can't get past those eyebrows!
I was wondering to myself if she could ever return to her former glory. It would be fascinating to watch her get it together.
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I remember seeing her in some tween movies and the sitcom with 90210's Jennie Garth, and it looked like she was well on her way to becoming a very attractive adult, but then she kind of went mental and made some very bad choices as far as her appearance. That photo above is the worst I've seen yet. I hope she gets (or has gotten) past her troubles. I don't know if it was the child-star lifestyle getting to her, whether she was part of the #metoo era troubles, or what.
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The boobs save her.
She looks like half the women I meet on dating sites.
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LynchvsDokken wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:56 pm I remember seeing her in some tween movies and the sitcom with 90210's Jennie Garth, and it looked like she was well on her way to becoming a very attractive adult, but then she kind of went mental and made some very bad choices as far as her appearance. That photo above is the worst I've seen yet. I hope she gets (or has gotten) past her troubles. I don't know if it was the child-star lifestyle getting to her, whether she was part of the #metoo era troubles, or what.
I thought the rumor was that she spent a lot of time in private with Nickelodeon pedo/child groomer Dan Schneider.
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Imagine being a business and thinking giving that buffalo free nails in exchange for a promo pic was worth $5 worth of acrylic!
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have no idea who that is, but she is a boob mama
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Billy Jack wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 6:25 am Imagine being a business and thinking giving that buffalo free nails in exchange for a promo pic was worth $5 worth of acrylic!
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she’s the saddest of the child celeb downfalls, imo
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Gross.

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DangerZone wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 11:52 am she’s the saddest of the child celeb downfalls, imo

I agree. Not something to make fun of.
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JourneyRules wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2025 8:26 am I could ALMOST squint and see that MAYBE there's a chance she could look somewhat decent (a lot of qualifiers there I know) with the right hair, makeup, and getting rid of the face tattoo, but I can't get past those eyebrows!
I get that people make bad decisions all the time, especially someone with mental health issues like hers, but why are there tattoo artists that go along with, "Hey I want a large black outline of a heart on my face." ?

Is it really worth the $100?

I don't think I could sleep at night if I did that to someone.
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Just like buying a gun, there should be a three-day waiting period on buying a tattoo.
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Mister Freeze wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 9:00 pm Just like buying a gun, there should be a three-day waiting period on buying a tattoo.
Certainly, for one on YOUR FARKING FACE!
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Some chicks are bangable for the memories. this is not one of them
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Velvis wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 8:48 pm
JourneyRules wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2025 8:26 am I could ALMOST squint and see that MAYBE there's a chance she could look somewhat decent (a lot of qualifiers there I know) with the right hair, makeup, and getting rid of the face tattoo, but I can't get past those eyebrows!
I get that people make bad decisions all the time, especially someone with mental health issues like hers, but why are there tattoo artists that go along with, "Hey I want a large black outline of a heart on my face." ?

Is it really worth the $100?

I don't think I could sleep at night if I did that to someone.
Tattoo artist is for sure a mindset. I couldn't see myself tattooing anything on anybody, regardless if they wanted it or not. Not too mention the stress I would feel while actually doing it.
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Always look for the bright side of life is what I say.

At least she’s not suffering from bulimia.
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Never found her that attractive back in her 'prime'

And she looks like a mess these days.
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Some serious childhood abuse led to what she has become!
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Velvis wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 8:48 pm
JourneyRules wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2025 8:26 am I could ALMOST squint and see that MAYBE there's a chance she could look somewhat decent (a lot of qualifiers there I know) with the right hair, makeup, and getting rid of the face tattoo, but I can't get past those eyebrows!
I get that people make bad decisions all the time, especially someone with mental health issues like hers, but why are there tattoo artists that go along with, "Hey I want a large black outline of a heart on my face." ?

Is it really worth the $100?

I don't think I could sleep at night if I did that to someone.
It’s a job, people ask for stupid shit every day at shops.
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BulletProofPoet wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2025 7:09 pm Some serious childhood abuse led to what she has become!

""""""Some serious childhood abuse led to what she has become!""""""""""

I disagree.

While we never truly know, what happens behind closed doors, in other's lives... the outcome from whatever or whomever - is never the same for every person.

There are plenty of people who come from a broken home, divorce, poverty and worse, who go far in life and have great success.

And when I say success, that is not just meaning, or referring to monetary success.

As in, flourishing all kinds of ways, beyond what they started with, or how they started out, and in the end, became better than one would have imagined.

The same applies with the wealthy family, who give their kids everything, and they end up like Luigi. That guy had every chance in life, but went an odd route.

There are child actors, or those who experienced fame young, who stayed on a good course and became good people. Not saying Amanda is not a good person, but she's clearly a F'ing mess to put it lightly.

Then there are others, who blame the world... for their downfalls, and people feel like it's someone else's fault as to why they failed in life, or ended up in a bad situation.

Truth is... she had a lot going for, and it appears that over time, she started unraveling... Britney is another prime example.

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Amanda bynes was diagnosed as being bipolar over a decade ago. This mixed with substance abuse to cope and possibly being exploited/assaulted is the same reason you see people acting out on the street. Brittany was diagnosed as well and probably had the same shit happen. Mental illness isn’t something that only happens to famous people who can’t handle the “fame” like you can.
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38 years old according to Rabbi Google...this is what the term "hitting the wall" was created for.
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38 years old according to Rabbi Google...this is what the term "hitting the wall" was created for.
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