MID-AIR COLLISION: Blackhawk Helicopter flies into Passenger Jet

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Re: MID-AIR COLLISION: Blackhawk Helicopter flies into Passenger Jet

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Title: "Wiseacre's Deep State Blues"

(Verse 1)
Down in the holler where the moonshine flows,
Lives old Wiseacre with his crazy woes.
Every problem, big or small,
He says the deep state planned it all.

(Chorus)
Oh, Wiseacre, can't you see?
Not everything's a conspiracy.
Your truck broke down, ain't no plot,
Just a busted belt, that's what you got.

(Verse 2)
The weatherman says it's gonna rain,
Wiseacre shouts, "They're messing with my brain!"
He lost his keys, can't find his hat,
"Deep state's behind it, I know that!"

(Chorus)
Oh, Wiseacre, can't you see?
Not everything's a conspiracy.
You burned your toast, forgot to pay,
Deep state's got better things to play.

(Bridge)
Ain't the government watchin' you,
They got bigger fish to chew.
But Wiseacre swears and slams his door,
"They put cameras in my floor!"

(Verse 3)
The TV breaks, his WiFi's slow,
"That’s the deep state, don’t you know?"
His dog ran off, his beer got warm,
"Must be some kinda government swarm!"

(Chorus)
Oh, Wiseacre, can't you see?
Not everything's a conspiracy.
Your cow ran off, your fence fell down,
Ain’t no secret men in town.

(Outro)
So Wiseacre sits with his tinfoil hat,
Blaming the deep state just like that.
But we all know, and it's plain to see,
Wiseacre’s worst enemy... is Wiseacre, indeed.
Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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NeonKnite wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:34 am
Wiseacre wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:24 am Everything is a conspiracy and now it's the gay guy's fault!
You are the poster boy for inbreeding.
says the dummy
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"Wiseacre (Drinks 'Em Up)"
(Verse 1)
Well, Wiseacre rolls up in a pickup truck,
Got a flag on the back and don’t give a— (heck).
Says he don’t cry, don’t feel no shame,
Ain’t got time for the woke mind game.

(Pre-Chorus)
He’s got a six-pack of cold hard pride,
Says the country’s goin’ for a wild ride.
And when the news man starts to whine,
He pops the top and drinks ‘em fine!

(Chorus)
Oh, Wiseacre drinks 'em up,
Liberal tears in a whiskey cup.
Says they’re salty, smooth, and clean,
Tastes like freedom, red and mean!
He don’t bow, he don’t break,
He just laughs at the mess they make.
Oh, Wiseacre, raise your beer,
And toast to another woke man’s tear!

(Verse 2)
He’s got boots that stomp and hands that work,
Says feelings ain't for the red-blooded clerks.
Loves his guns, his God, his land,
Doesn't trust a thing CNN has planned.

(Pre-Chorus)
If a snowflake melts, well, he don’t mind,
Says the truth don’t bend, and the strong don’t cry.
When they rage and stomp their feet,
He just grins and takes a seat!

(Chorus)
Oh, Wiseacre drinks 'em up,
Liberal tears in a whiskey cup.
Says they’re salty, smooth, and clean,
Tastes like freedom, red and mean!
He don’t bow, he don’t break,
He just laughs at the mess they make.
Oh, Wiseacre, raise your beer,
And toast to another woke man’s tear!

(Bridge)
Ain’t about hate, ain’t about fights,
Just a man standin’ tall for his rights.
Call him stubborn, call him tough,
But he’ll tell ya that’s just man enough!

(Outro)
So here’s to the folks who take a stand,
Love their country, work their land.
Wiseacre leans back, lets out a cheer,
And says, "Keep ‘em coming, I’m thirsty here!"
Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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NeonKnite wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 1:54 pm "Wiseacre (Drinks 'Em Up)"
(Verse 1)
Well, Wiseacre rolls up in a pickup truck,
Got a flag on the back and don’t give a— (heck).
Says he don’t cry, don’t feel no shame,
Ain’t got time for the woke mind game.

(Pre-Chorus)
He’s got a six-pack of cold hard pride,
Says the country’s goin’ for a wild ride.
And when the news man starts to whine,
He pops the top and drinks ‘em fine!

(Chorus)
Oh, Wiseacre drinks 'em up,
Liberal tears in a whiskey cup.
Says they’re salty, smooth, and clean,
Tastes like freedom, red and mean!
He don’t bow, he don’t break,
He just laughs at the mess they make.
Oh, Wiseacre, raise your beer,
And toast to another woke man’s tear!

(Verse 2)
He’s got boots that stomp and hands that work,
Says feelings ain't for the red-blooded clerks.
Loves his guns, his God, his land,
Doesn't trust a thing CNN has planned.

(Pre-Chorus)
If a snowflake melts, well, he don’t mind,
Says the truth don’t bend, and the strong don’t cry.
When they rage and stomp their feet,
He just grins and takes a seat!

(Chorus)
Oh, Wiseacre drinks 'em up,
Liberal tears in a whiskey cup.
Says they’re salty, smooth, and clean,
Tastes like freedom, red and mean!
He don’t bow, he don’t break,
He just laughs at the mess they make.
Oh, Wiseacre, raise your beer,
And toast to another woke man’s tear!

(Bridge)
Ain’t about hate, ain’t about fights,
Just a man standin’ tall for his rights.
Call him stubborn, call him tough,
But he’ll tell ya that’s just man enough!

(Outro)
So here’s to the folks who take a stand,
Love their country, work their land.
Wiseacre leans back, lets out a cheer,
And says, "Keep ‘em coming, I’m thirsty here!"
Who’s tending to your other tRUMp thread while you write dumb, unfunny shit?
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NeonKnite wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 9:04 am The Scumbag in Chief as usual:

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Well it was a "Black"hawk helicopter, the racist FOTUS must be confused thinking that means it was DEI.
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Wiseacre wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 2:06 pm Who’s tending to your other tRUMp thread while you write dumb, unfunny shit?
Do you think the Deep State is responsible for this crash? What's your gut telling you?
Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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NeonKnite wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 2:26 pm What's your gut telling you?
That it’s lunchtime.

Stop with your Qtarded talk already. How the fuck do I know what happened? Deep state :lol:

You seem to get really confused when someone despises the clownish ideas of the goofy left yet owns zero tRuMp bobbleheads.
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Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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NeonNitWit wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 2:42 pm Pretty good anal.

https://youtu.be/hfgllf1L9_4?si=9S0yBLV98kie3M78
Let me guess...it was tRumPs fault? :lol:

If stupid was funny, you'd be Chris Rock.
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Wiseacre wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 2:46 pm
Let me guess...it was tRumPs fault? :lol:

If stupid was funny, you'd be Chris Rock.
I didn't blame Trump, what I did do is point out his rush to blame everyone else (as usual) when he's the guy on day one of his term already cutting airline safety.

I'm sure that point is completely lost on you because you have zero critical thinking skills that don't involve the deep state or tinfoil hats.

Not sure what your response has to do with the video I posted either. Clearly didn't bother watching it.
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The helicopter pilot involved was a woman with 500 hours of flying experience, but then again, that's according to FOX News.
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NeonNitWit wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 3:03 pm the deep state or tinfoil hats.
derp :lol:
NeonNitWit wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 3:03 pm Not sure what your response has to do with the video I posted either. Clearly didn't bother watching it.
Why the hell would I click on something that a fool said was great anal? Keep that shit to yourself.

I'd sooner click on a video of Tonya Harding talking about the figure skaters. :lol: even she is more credible than you are.
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Wiseacre wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 3:19 pm I'd sooner click on a video of Tonya Harding talking about the figure skaters. :lol: even she is more credible than you are.
You mean Nancy Kerrigan, you brain dead inbred.
Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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At some point you guys need to fuck.
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Gibsonite wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 7:55 am
NeonKnite wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 7:23 am
Earl Skakel wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 7:08 am Is it possible maybe communications between The Tower and the military helicopter could have been off? I don't know anything about how the military communicates with an airport tower but it seems that the helicopter was in an area they shouldn't have been in.
According to reports, the helicopter was notified to wait until the AA jet passed.
They were told to maintain visual seperation with the plane, which they did. Problem was, it was the wrong fucking plane. They were also flying at almost double their permitted flight ceiling of 200 feet. Stupid fucking cowboys flew straight into an active flight path and killed a bunch of little kids & their families
If my memory is right wasn't this the exact same cause of the PSA flight going down in San Diego decades ago?
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eddie lee roth wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 4:54 pm At some point you guys need to fuck.
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Another plane crash just after 6 PM (EST) tonight in Philly. Multiple casualties, per ABC. Debris and smashed cars everywhere.

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/1885473125187375615
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/1885475255738622365
https://x.com/CitizenFreePres/status/18 ... 4532634749
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WTF? Another plane? Near the Philadelphia mall.
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Zabooka wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 4:54 pm WTF? Another plane? Near the Philadelphia mall.
Right by my old hangout, the Roosevelt Mall. It was a Learjet 55, medical transport on assignment. The plane crashed about 30 seconds after take off.
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Compilation of the Philly crash.
VIDEO: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O9bR3N3tkvs
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NeonKnite wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 2:42 pm Pretty good analysis.

https://youtu.be/hfgllf1L9_4?si=9S0yBLV98kie3M78
Didn't watch but saw another YouTube analysis by a female former Blackhawk pilot who often flew that airspace (retired Colonel IIRC). Her analysis was:
  • Crew of three. In high-traffic airspaces 4 should be the minimum to have 360° line of sight.
    There was another jet in the line of sight. When the tower radioed about the jet, they weren't specific enough and the response was about a jet taking off. Not the one landing and in the accident.
    I think the third reason was the area, the lights, the river, etc. creates a lot of reflection and distraction.
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I wonder why Hesgeth hasn't blamed Pentagon DEI for this yet?
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The pilot also worked in the White House as an Aide to joe biden.

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BREAKING: United Airlines plane 'catches fire' at Houston airport

From the YouTube description:

A United Airlines flight from IAH to LaGuardia caught the moment a fire took place during takeoff. The FAA said in a statement, "The crew of United Airlines Flight 1382 safely aborted its takeoff from the George Bush Intercontinental/Houston Airport in Texas due to a reported engine issue around 8:35 a.m. local time on Sunday, Feb. 2. Passengers deplaned on the runway and were bused to the terminal. The Airbus A319 was flying to LaGuardia Airport in New York. The FAA will investigate. Contact the airline for additional information."

Video shared by FOX 26 showed flight attendants asking for passengers to stay in their seats. "No, it's on fire!" one of the passengers can be heard saying in the background.

Houston Fire said they did not have to put out a fire in connection to the incident. Posting on X, "HFD did not put out a fire on this incident."

United Airlines Statement:
"During takeoff, United flight 1382 received an indication about one engine and halted the takeoff while still on the runway. Passengers deplaned on the runway via a combination of slides and stairs and were bused to the terminal. There are no reported injuries at this time. We have lined up a
different aircraft to take customers to their destination at 12:30 p.m. CT."


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Love wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2025 9:46 am The pilot also worked in the White House as an Aide to joe biden.

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Pilots have been bitching about this very thing could very well happen. In simple terms. Both pilots are pretty much night blind. The bright lights make seeing other air craft damn near impossible. Air Traffic Control has been short on help for many years.

Simply put, its like when a on coming car has its bright lights on you cant see shit down the road. Its was just an accident waiting to happen in that area. Its no ones fault. To many aircraft in to small of a space with to many bright lights to make seeing anything visually almost impossible.

Why is it when bad shit happens every one wants to blame someone ? Bad shit happens to good people. The human race has given up on the thought of a heaven or a hell, or any bad things or good things happening after death. Then people wonder why when people get sick of living, they take people with them. Just face facts, as a human race we suck. The rich could give to shits less about the poor. Noting is gonna really change. Well, unless your super rich, then yea, some changes with this or that president. Other wise its rinse and repeat. The poor will continue to get fucked over and the rich laugh all the way to the bank. So save where you can, with the new trade wars a very well possibility, more people will be living on roman noodles.

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