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Does Keith Richards have fake teeth??

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Ever notice Keith Richards's teeth are as white as Stoner's bridal dress??

How in the world after 80 years are they so shiny white?

Did his real teeth fall out and he ended up having to get fake teeth??

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Nobody makes it to that age with real teeth looking that shiny and white.
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They all have fake teeth and fake hair.
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Search Keef pre '75.
He had an actual pirate smile. Next level rotted teeth.
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Engine13 wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:00 am Search Keef pre '75.
He had an actual pirate smile. Next level rotted teeth.
All British do. That's what they're known for. :) :)

And Johnny Depp. But he has a British accent, right?
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Engine13 wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:00 am Search Keef pre '75.
He had an actual pirate smile. Next level rotted teeth.
Yep, I remember a pic of him in the mid 70s with a cloth wrapped around his jaw as he had a bad toothache (one of the remaining teef). Show must go on
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Genetics vs life style.....he's a case study for sure.
You can smell his breath in this '74 vid...

https://youtu.be/PUujxUc_ToU?si=hbhL8jgmPYUGTp66
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Black Stuff wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:06 am
Engine13 wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:00 am Search Keef pre '75.
He had an actual pirate smile. Next level rotted teeth.
Yep, I remember a pic of him in the mid 70s with a cloth wrapped around his jaw as he had a bad toothache (one of the remaining teef). Show must go on
I recall an interview in which he pulls out a loose molar and says, "That was a good one."
He has implants now.

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Keef's Teef.
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Engine13 wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:29 am Genetics vs life style.....he's a case study for sure.
You can smell his breath in this '74 vid...

https://youtu.be/PUujxUc_ToU?si=hbhL8jgmPYUGTp66
Charlie looking at Mick Taylor during Keith's horrible guitar solo in Ain't Too Proud to Beg going "Yeah, I'd quit too mate."
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REO Cokewagon wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2024 10:24 pm Ever notice Keith Richards's teeth are as white as Stoner's bridal dress??

How in the world after 80 years are they so shiny white?

Did his real teeth fall out and he ended up having to get fake teeth??

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Agreed. Probably implants
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REO Cokewagon wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2024 10:24 pm Ever notice Keith Richards's teeth are as white as Stoner's bridal dress??

How in the world after 80 years are they so shiny white?

Did his real teeth fall out and he ended up having to get fake teeth??

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First of all, Stoner's bridal dress was ivory. And it was fabulous!
Also, of course his teeth are fake, They might be veneers, they might be dentures, but whatever they are, they look great!
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If only his guitar playing was that clean and neat.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 10:24 am Keef's Teef.
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Engine13 wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:00 am Search Keef pre '75.
He had an actual pirate smile. Next level rotted teeth.
:lol:
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Michael Hotts Ghost wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 12:40 am Nobody makes it to that age with real teeth looking that shiny and white.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 10:24 am Keef's Teef.
I saw them open for Stonebreed.
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Turner Coates wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:21 am
Danzig in the Dark wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 10:24 am Keef's Teef.
I saw them open for Stonebreed.
The originals or the scab implants?
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How do we know the toothbrush was invented in England?

Because anywhere else it would have call a "teethbrush". :mrgreen:
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I doubt any of the Stones, or any other rocker from the 60's or 70's have their original teeth.
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Charles Bukaki wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:27 pm I doubt any of the Stones, or any other rocker from the 60's or 70's have their original teeth.
Yeah, pretty much everyone has fake teeth now on stage and on screen.

Little Steven is another one that looks so fake it’s awkward.

It’s pretty expensive and there is upkeep involved so it’s a big commitment.
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:52 pm
Charles Bukaki wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:27 pm I doubt any of the Stones, or any other rocker from the 60's or 70's have their original teeth.
Yeah, pretty much everyone has fake teeth now on stage and on screen.

Little Steven is another one that looks so fake it’s awkward.

It’s pretty expensive and there is upkeep involved so it’s a big commitment.
Jason Mewes (Jay from Jay and Silent Bob) is another example. His fake teeth are so big they affect his speech. Courtney did an interview on Stern sometime I think in the late 90's where said it cost her 250,000 to get her teeth fixed. Hell, I'm glad I still have my teeth at 52. A lot of my friends either don't, or what teeth they do have are all fucked up.
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HoldenSSV wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 4:31 am If only his guitar playing was that clean and neat.
Then he’d be John Mayer, not Keith Richards.
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Charles Bukaki wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 3:28 pm
DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:52 pm
Charles Bukaki wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:27 pm I doubt any of the Stones, or any other rocker from the 60's or 70's have their original teeth.
Yeah, pretty much everyone has fake teeth now on stage and on screen.

Little Steven is another one that looks so fake it’s awkward.

It’s pretty expensive and there is upkeep involved so it’s a big commitment.
Jason Mewes (Jay from Jay and Silent Bob) is another example. His fake teeth are so big they affect his speech. Courtney did an interview on Stern sometime I think in the late 90's where said it cost her 250,000 to get her teeth fixed. Hell, I'm glad I still have my teeth at 52. A lot of my friends either don't, or what teeth they do have are all fucked up.
I somehow did not go to the dentist for over 20 years and when I finally did go back a couple of years ago I did not have a single bit of caries.
Dentist told me some people just have very hard teeth....
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It's bullshit what decent implants cost. It's like 5000 per tooth which is fucking ridiculous. My teeth are pretty fucked from years of drugs and just neglecting them. For those who have all your teeth or at least all your front ones do yourself a favor and take care of those things. I'm missing 2 in front (the ones on each side of the top middle two) so it looks like I have big time buck teeth and ever since I lost the first one it has really messed up my self esteem, etc.

It really sucks when you have to constantly remind yourself that you cannot smile unless you want to create an awkward situation for the person you're talking to. Or if you laugh you have to look at the ground everytime or flatout cover your mouth. It's a real bummer.

Take care of your choppers folks!
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Ryan81 wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2025 8:26 pm It's bullshit what decent implants cost. It's like 5000 per tooth which is fucking ridiculous. My teeth are pretty fucked from years of drugs and just neglecting them. For those who have all your teeth or at least all your front ones do yourself a favor and take care of those things. I'm missing 2 in front (the ones on each side of the top middle two) so it looks like I have big time buck teeth and ever since I lost the first one it has really messed up my self esteem, etc.

It really sucks when you have to constantly remind yourself that you cannot smile unless you want to create an awkward situation for the person you're talking to. Or if you laugh you have to look at the ground everytime or flatout cover your mouth. It's a real bummer.

Take care of your choppers folks!
They're drilling fucking holes in your skull and implanting precision machined titanium screws without accidentally killing you.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2025 7:47 am
Ryan81 wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2025 8:26 pm It's bullshit what decent implants cost. It's like 5000 per tooth which is fucking ridiculous. My teeth are pretty fucked from years of drugs and just neglecting them. For those who have all your teeth or at least all your front ones do yourself a favor and take care of those things. I'm missing 2 in front (the ones on each side of the top middle two) so it looks like I have big time buck teeth and ever since I lost the first one it has really messed up my self esteem, etc.

It really sucks when you have to constantly remind yourself that you cannot smile unless you want to create an awkward situation for the person you're talking to. Or if you laugh you have to look at the ground everytime or flatout cover your mouth. It's a real bummer.

Take care of your choppers folks!
They're drilling fucking holes in your skull and implanting precision machined titanium screws without accidentally killing you.
Ya....but 5 grand a hole?

I wonder if I could pay them $1500 for use of the equipment and office and a quick rundown of the procedure if they'd just let me do it myself? It can't be that difficult.
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Ryan81 wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2025 5:21 pm
Danzig in the Dark wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2025 7:47 am
Ryan81 wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2025 8:26 pm It's bullshit what decent implants cost. It's like 5000 per tooth which is fucking ridiculous. My teeth are pretty fucked from years of drugs and just neglecting them. For those who have all your teeth or at least all your front ones do yourself a favor and take care of those things. I'm missing 2 in front (the ones on each side of the top middle two) so it looks like I have big time buck teeth and ever since I lost the first one it has really messed up my self esteem, etc.

It really sucks when you have to constantly remind yourself that you cannot smile unless you want to create an awkward situation for the person you're talking to. Or if you laugh you have to look at the ground everytime or flatout cover your mouth. It's a real bummer.

Take care of your choppers folks!
They're drilling fucking holes in your skull and implanting precision machined titanium screws without accidentally killing you.
Ya....but 5 grand a hole?

I wonder if I could pay them $1500 for use of the equipment and office and a quick rundown of the procedure if they'd just let me do it myself? It can't be that difficult.
it might be 5 grand a hole, but cant you get some partial denture thing that you take out at night? Im sure that would be cheaper and at least solve your issues when you're out bird dogging chicks and bangin beaver.
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Ryan81 wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2025 5:21 pm
Danzig in the Dark wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2025 7:47 am
Ryan81 wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2025 8:26 pm It's bullshit what decent implants cost. It's like 5000 per tooth which is fucking ridiculous. My teeth are pretty fucked from years of drugs and just neglecting them. For those who have all your teeth or at least all your front ones do yourself a favor and take care of those things. I'm missing 2 in front (the ones on each side of the top middle two) so it looks like I have big time buck teeth and ever since I lost the first one it has really messed up my self esteem, etc.

It really sucks when you have to constantly remind yourself that you cannot smile unless you want to create an awkward situation for the person you're talking to. Or if you laugh you have to look at the ground everytime or flatout cover your mouth. It's a real bummer.

Take care of your choppers folks!
They're drilling fucking holes in your skull and implanting precision machined titanium screws without accidentally killing you.
Ya....but 5 grand a hole?

I wonder if I could pay them $1500 for use of the equipment and office and a quick rundown of the procedure if they'd just let me do it myself? It can't be that difficult.
Sure. Those guy spend 12 years in school and hundreds of thousands to learn how for shits and giggles.
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