DID HE KILL HER FIRST? ... Sounds like it... Gene Hackman (95) and Wife (63), both Found Dead, but... plot twist...

[MetalSludgeCEO]

Authorities now saying Gene Hackman's pace-maker was still "active" 10 days ago, on Feb. 17th...

But... his much younger wife (30+ years) was already mummified when their bodies were found.... which, according to Google, that would take several weeks, to a month or more for that to set in!

She either dropped dead, and he was so F'ing old, he walked right past her for weeks until he dropped dead...

Or...

He off'd her ass... knowing he was going to buy the farm soon, and didn't want to leave her with all his doe!

What do you think?

$ludge

[Black Stuff]

Wondering if at his age he had any kind of dementia setting in? Might explain either of those scenarios.

[HueyRamone]

Wondering if at his age he had any kind of dementia setting in? Might explain either of those scenarios.

Woulda been wild if he got life in prison for her murder

[LitaStrauss]

He was 95. This guy doesn't have the strength to kill anybody. The most he could do is maybe throw a Werther's Original at her.

He looks like he's about to burst into dust at any moment.

[HueyRamone]

He was 95. This guy doesn't have the strength to kill anybody. He looks like he's about to burst into dust at any moment.

I had no idea he was that old, or that he'd been retired for so long.

[AnthonyFocxsFogMachine]

Is he buying a pack of smokes in that photo? Pretty bad-ass to still be puffin at 95.

[MetalSludgeCEO]

The nose hairs on him must have been like roots at the bottom of an oak tree.

I hope to not live much past 80... I can't imagine there is a lot of fun when you are pushing 100!

No Thanks...

$tEvil

[Hatchets Molly]

This is a weird case. Interested in details as they come out.

I’m with Stevie. 80-82 is a good life if you don’t have a major health issue. My mom is 85. Most everyone she knew is gone including my dad. She wouldn’t mind never waking up. She’s lonely. It sucks watching.

[pieceofme]

The nose hairs on him must have been like roots at the bottom of an oak tree.

I hope to not live much past 80... I can't imagine there is a lot of fun when you are pushing 100!

No Thanks...

$tEvil

I hope you do so we can keep on sludging!

[demolition23]

The onset of mummification can happen much sooner than that in the right conditions.

[keyofgee]

I figured she off’d him then herself

[MetalSludgeCEO]

The onset of mummification can happen much sooner than that in the right conditions.

Thank you for your input King Tutankhamun, we've been waiting for you!

$tEvil

[Velvis]

The nose hairs on him must have been like roots at the bottom of an oak tree.

I hope to not live much past 80... I can't imagine there is a lot of fun when you are pushing 100!

No Thanks...

$tEvil

I believe not being fat is one of the major keys to a long life with a good quality of life. I know a couple of elderly people in their 90s. Both are skinny and get out and walk every day.

[War_in_D]

Authorities now saying Gene Hackman's pace-maker was still "active" 10 days ago, on Feb. 17th...

But... his much younger wife (30+ years) was already mummified when their bodies were found.... which, according to Google, that would take several weeks, to a month or more for that to set in!

She either dropped dead, and he was so F'ing old, he walked right past her for weeks until he dropped dead...

Or...

He off'd her ass... knowing he was going to buy the farm soon, and didn't want to leave her with all his doe!

What do you think?

$ludge

Wow, you should be writing murder mysteries.

[Fat_Elvis]

Is he buying a pack of smokes in that photo? Pretty bad-ass to still be puffin at 95.

I think it's a 7-11 brand apple pie.

[HottKarl777]

The onset of mummification can happen much sooner than that in the right conditions.

Thank you for your input King Tutankhamun, we've been waiting for you!

$tEvil

I don't know why that made me laugh so fucking hard. Probably the weed and the brain damage.

[Nate S Axel]

I believe not being fat is one of the major keys to a long life with a good quality of life. I know a couple of elderly people in their 90s. Both are skinny and get out and walk every day.

In addition to not being a worthless tub of lard, being stress free is at least as important. A lot of skinny people can still have a heart attack and croak due to stress. Half the posters on the Trump threads in the Lounge are already going crazy from it for no reason at all.

[Jason Jennifer Leigh]

Absolutely no reason at all.

Have y’all seen Clint Eastwood lately? Very sad but apparently still directing and working.

[Black Stuff]

The onset of mummification can happen much sooner than that in the right conditions.

Thank you for your input King Tutankhamun, we've been waiting for you!

$tEvil

[HueyRamone]

Absolutely no reason at all.

Have y’all seen Clint Eastwood lately? Very sad but apparently still directing and working.

I have not. What’s sad about him? Just that he looks sorta like Hackman at the 7-11?

[Zabooka]

Absolutely no reason at all.

Have y’all seen Clint Eastwood lately? Very sad but apparently still directing and working.

I have not. What’s sad about him? Just that he looks sorta like Hackman at the 7-11?

[HueyRamone]

Absolutely no reason at all.

Have y’all seen Clint Eastwood lately? Very sad but apparently still directing and working.

I have not. What’s sad about him? Just that he looks sorta like Hackman at the 7-11?

Be rad if he did a final film starring as the Man With No Name

[Danzig in the Dark]

I have not. What’s sad about him? Just that he looks sorta like Hackman at the 7-11?

Be rad if he did a final film starring as the Man With No Name

You see, when I was born, they hadn't invented names yet.

[Tyketto Meniketti]

What's up with the hair? Even in old age you've got to hit the barber shop. With their cash, it should be every two weeks at least.

Get a cut ' n shave. Treat yourselves, guys. You earned it.

[jens]

No pics of the mummy?

[LAglamrocker]

Best high school basketball coach ever
One thing he wanted to do most in his life was kill his wife! ..money fame respected not enough married life
One of few actors no matter what he did was great ..glad he went out on his own terms
He will be missed

Going to Mike Tramp shows for 6 more years is good enough for me..I’ll probably pass away in lifeguard tower won’t be seen for few weeks

[TREVERLAST]

I have not. What’s sad about him? Just that he looks sorta like Hackman at the 7-11?

Be rad if he did a final film starring as the Man With No Name

"Right turn Clyde"

[Bono Nettencourt]

Absolutely no reason at all.

Have y’all seen Clint Eastwood lately? Very sad but apparently still directing and working.

I have not. What’s sad about him? Just that he looks sorta like Hackman at the 7-11?

The onset of mummification can happen much sooner than that in the right conditions.

[ElectrickMagick]

She probably died of natural causes, and he was then in no condition to even realize she was dead. She was thirty years younger than he was, I can't imagine he would have had the strength to kill anyone.

[Stinky McFister]

The dog

No one's mentioned the dog

Starvation? How did the dog go?