KISS Off The Soundboard Asylum, removed Eric and Bruce from merch

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Why have they removed Eric and Bruce from the band photo and the cover artwork?

Why aren’t Eric or Bruce on the cards? They’ve got an awful one of goofy ass Chaim with his receding hairline, and half of the set have an almost identical photo on them!

Why are they using those goofy makeup icons (circa 1998) on a show that didn’t have makeup?

Why is the Catman icon yellow not green?

Why did they finally listen to everyone and make a proper cover with artwork not just that lame soundboard logo, but have it all in monochrome when the Asylum tour was all about outrageous colour? The photo on the back is an awesome photo and they’ve pissed all over it by having it in monochrome. So odd.

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Kiss put out some cheap ass ,3rd rate looking garbage to sell to their fans . I’m shocked :roll:
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Paul ranted that the RNRHOF wouldn’t put Carr, Kulick, Thayer and Singer in yet they approve shit like this pissing all over Carr and Kulick.
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shocked, not shocked
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BernieTaupson wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2025 5:02 pm Paul ranted that the RNRHOF wouldn’t put Carr, Kulick, Thayer and Singer in yet they approve shit like this pissing all over Carr and Kulick.
Did they though? Approve it? They sold Kiss, the entire brand last year I doubt they get any say in this..
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It’s because they don’t want to pay for the use of their likenesses.
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Ozzy Stradlin wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2025 6:13 pm It’s because they don’t want to pay for the use of their likenesses.
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Damn. That is brutal.
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Gwrexx wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2025 6:09 pm
BernieTaupson wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2025 5:02 pm Paul ranted that the RNRHOF wouldn’t put Carr, Kulick, Thayer and Singer in yet they approve shit like this pissing all over Carr and Kulick.
Did they though? Approve it? They sold Kiss, the entire brand last year I doubt they get any say in this..
They said all over the press releases for those stupid Strutter gold singles that Gene and Paul are totally involved.
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This is some shit. Maybe not quite Sharon or Van Halen level shit, but some shit nonetheless.

How many Asylum shirts are they actually going to sell in 2025? I know there will always be Kisstards, but I don’t exactly think these designs will be in high demand.

There has to be more to this than sheer greed. I can’t see Bruce ruffling any feathers. Is Eric Carr’s estate at war with Gene and Paul or something?
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Highly unlikely they could do shit anyway. They were under contract, they wouldn’t have left any loopholes for stuff like this.
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Are there two lamer, petty bitches than Gene and Paul? No, there are not.
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I'm sure both of the people in the market for KISS Asylum merch in 2025 are furious about this.
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The good news is that the cover art on the shirt is exactly 50% less lame as the original.

I have zero interest in that tour, but I’m trying to remember a single time KISS didn’t disappoint their target audience. They have that down to a science.
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It's only a matter of time until Bruce loses his shit... he's been the flag bearer for the non-make-up years doing anniversary videos and such and then they do this to him.
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Just saw he's actually addressed this:

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NeonKnite wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 4:53 am It's only a matter of time until Bruce loses his shit... he's been the flag bearer for the non-make-up years doing anniversary videos and such and then they do this to him.
He lost his shit about not even being invited to the last KISS show as a guest, let alone to play.
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NeonKnite wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 5:01 am Just saw he's actually addressed this:

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Of the things I've seen with Bruce on YouTube, he's become increasingly bolder in his words. He's still diplomatic.
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Lol, "A rights issue" as if Bruce Kulick suddenly is paying hardball.
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Not sure what they mean by “rights issue”. I’m sure Bruce and Eric’s estate would approve it. Or are they written out of Kisstory somehow?

Anyway…a more accurate t-shirt would be one without Peter and Ace since they didn’t even play on certain albums or songs at least!
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 7:46 am Not sure what they mean by “rights issue”. I’m sure Bruce and Eric’s estate would approve it. Or are they written out of Kisstory somehow?

Anyway…a more accurate t-shirt would be one without Peter and Ace since they didn’t even play on certain albums or songs at least!
"Rights" can be taken care of with a quick phone-call - e-mail - docu-sign. Nobody is gonna break the bank with t-shirt sales from this release so not getting said rights and including them is.......lame.
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What makes it so their likeness can be on the album cover but not on merchandise?
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Hatchets Molly wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 8:55 am What makes it so their likeness can be on the album cover but not on merchandise?
lying?
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Wiseacre wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 9:10 am
Hatchets Molly wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 8:55 am What makes it so their likeness can be on the album cover but not on merchandise?
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Money?
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 10:11 am
Wiseacre wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 9:10 am
Hatchets Molly wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 8:55 am What makes it so their likeness can be on the album cover but not on merchandise?
lying?
Money?
The original contracts might account for likeness in a music release, but merchandise is a different animal and not often negotiated in perpetuity.
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My guess is when Pophouse bought KISS (catalog, images, IP) it did not include rights to any members but Paul & Gene. For a release with limited commercial appeal, why pay more to make it happen?
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