Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
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Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Which is the worst Van Halen song from Van Halen 1 through The 1984 Album ?
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
For me, it's "You're No Good." But if eliminating the cover songs, I'll go with "Fools." I like the slightly weird ones like Tora Tora/Loss of Control (which I consider one tune) or "One Foot Out the Door."
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Fools is a brilliant song.

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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
I can't even think of one Roth era song that I would consider the worst.
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Hard one. The only one I would likely skip is probably "Loss of Control".
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Aside from the dumb covers it’s Jump and I’ll Wait for me without a doubt.
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Pretty Woman is horrendous.
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I hate the chorus of Little Guitars, so although I've hear people like it, i would immediatly change the channel if it came on.
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
“One Foot Out the Door” comes to mind.
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Except for the intro and solo, Top Jimmy is pretty meh.
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Loss of Control kinda blows.
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
"Happy Trails" and "Big Bad Bill" blow. They would have been a better fit on Roth's solo EP a few years later.
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Yeah another great intro and great solo surrounded by a crap song.
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Worst original song: "Loss of Control"
Worst cover: "Big Bad Bill"
Worst cover: "Big Bad Bill"
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Agree. Never liked Bottoms Up either.Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:22 pm Except for the intro and solo, Top Jimmy is pretty meh.
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One Foot Out The Door
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Loss of Control, but that's like asking what's your least favorite luxury car.

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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
We may have to throw down now.Love_Industry wrote: ↑Wed Mar 12, 2025 5:49 amAgree. Never liked Bottoms Up either.Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:22 pm Except for the intro and solo, Top Jimmy is pretty meh.
Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
Well, I guess we can all agree that is one bad ass 6 album run.
Dancing in the streets would be my choice.
From the originals I'd say Intruder....and that's as far as I'll go.
Dancing in the streets would be my choice.
From the originals I'd say Intruder....and that's as far as I'll go.
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Yup, this or Full Bug...
I wouldn't change anything on those albums, though, even Big Bad Bill has its charm.
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I take it you don't like keyboards?
There are plenty of favorites and songs that I skip over. I guess if I had to choose one "worst", I always hated their cover of Dancing in the Street.
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Fools is the coolest shit ever.
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I’ll Wait. Just never got it…
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
One Foot Out Of Door has got a great outro. It is not bad song, only cut short.
However Loss Of Control sucks.
However Loss Of Control sucks.
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: ↑Wed Mar 12, 2025 10:53 amI take it you don't like keyboards?
There are plenty of favorites and songs that I skip over. I guess if I had to choose one "worst", I always hated their cover of Dancing in the Street.
Not at all. Like a lot of keyboard music. Those songs are just lame and lifeless.
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One Foot Out the Door and Full Bug were the ones I thought of before deciding on Loss of Control, but listened to all three, and Loss of Control was definitely the loser of the three.Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Wed Mar 12, 2025 10:35 amYup, this or Full Bug...
I wouldn't change anything on those albums, though, even Big Bad Bill has its charm.
Based on responses, seems like a LOT of people think that. So, of course Mr. Bungle decided to cover that one song.
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Re: Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?
I don't think it's their worst but it definitely struck me years later that it was the first step toward the terrible Hagar-era songs.
I'd go with either a joke song ("Happy Trails" maybe) or an Eddie guitar goof ("Intruder" maybe).


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exitflagger wrote: ↑Wed Mar 12, 2025 7:48 pmI don't think it's their worst but it definitely struck me years later that it was the first step toward the terrible Hagar-era songs.
I'd go with either a joke song ("Happy Trails" maybe) or an Eddie guitar goof ("Intruder" maybe).
I love “I’ll wait” & “intruder”