Worst Van Halen song from VH1 through the 1984 Album ?

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Which is the worst Van Halen song from Van Halen 1 through The 1984 Album ?
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For me, it's "You're No Good." But if eliminating the cover songs, I'll go with "Fools." I like the slightly weird ones like Tora Tora/Loss of Control (which I consider one tune) or "One Foot Out the Door."
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Fools is a brilliant song.
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I can't even think of one Roth era song that I would consider the worst.
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Hard one. The only one I would likely skip is probably "Loss of Control".
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Aside from the dumb covers it’s Jump and I’ll Wait for me without a doubt.
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I hate the chorus of Little Guitars, so although I've hear people like it, i would immediatly change the channel if it came on.
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“One Foot Out the Door” comes to mind.
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Except for the intro and solo, Top Jimmy is pretty meh.
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Loss of Control kinda blows.
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"Happy Trails" and "Big Bad Bill" blow. They would have been a better fit on Roth's solo EP a few years later.
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SchenkerFan wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 1:20 am Loss of Control kinda blows.
Yeah another great intro and great solo surrounded by a crap song.
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Worst original song: "Loss of Control"

Worst cover: "Big Bad Bill"
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:22 pm Except for the intro and solo, Top Jimmy is pretty meh.
Agree. Never liked Bottoms Up either.
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One Foot Out The Door
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Loss of Control, but that's like asking what's your least favorite luxury car.
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Love_Industry wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 5:49 am
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:22 pm Except for the intro and solo, Top Jimmy is pretty meh.
Agree. Never liked Bottoms Up either.
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Well, I guess we can all agree that is one bad ass 6 album run.

Dancing in the streets would be my choice.

From the originals I'd say Intruder....and that's as far as I'll go.
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Ozzy Stradlin wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 9:39 pm “One Foot Out the Door” comes to mind.
Yup, this or Full Bug...

I wouldn't change anything on those albums, though, even Big Bad Bill has its charm.
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fret123 wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 7:42 pm Aside from the dumb covers it’s Jump and I’ll Wait for me without a doubt.
I take it you don't like keyboards?

There are plenty of favorites and songs that I skip over. I guess if I had to choose one "worst", I always hated their cover of Dancing in the Street.
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Fools is the coolest shit ever.
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HottKarl777 wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 11:27 am Fools is the coolest shit ever.
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I’ll Wait. Just never got it…
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One Foot Out Of Door has got a great outro. It is not bad song, only cut short.

However Loss Of Control sucks.
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 10:53 am
fret123 wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 7:42 pm Aside from the dumb covers it’s Jump and I’ll Wait for me without a doubt.
I take it you don't like keyboards?

There are plenty of favorites and songs that I skip over. I guess if I had to choose one "worst", I always hated their cover of Dancing in the Street.

Not at all. Like a lot of keyboard music. Those songs are just lame and lifeless.
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 10:35 am
Ozzy Stradlin wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 9:39 pm “One Foot Out the Door” comes to mind.
Yup, this or Full Bug...

I wouldn't change anything on those albums, though, even Big Bad Bill has its charm.
One Foot Out the Door and Full Bug were the ones I thought of before deciding on Loss of Control, but listened to all three, and Loss of Control was definitely the loser of the three.

Based on responses, seems like a LOT of people think that. So, of course Mr. Bungle decided to cover that one song.

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DevastatinDave wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 1:36 pm I’ll Wait. Just never got it…
I don't think it's their worst but it definitely struck me years later that it was the first step toward the terrible Hagar-era songs.

I'd go with either a joke song ("Happy Trails" maybe) or an Eddie guitar goof ("Intruder" maybe).
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exitflagger wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 7:48 pm
DevastatinDave wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 1:36 pm I’ll Wait. Just never got it…
I don't think it's their worst but it definitely struck me years later that it was the first step toward the terrible Hagar-era songs.

I'd go with either a joke song ("Happy Trails" maybe) or an Eddie guitar goof ("Intruder" maybe).

I love “I’ll wait” & “intruder”
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