Donald Trump Won.

[exitflagger]

anyone see that shitshow with Trump and Zelensky earlier?

Donnie clearly revels in being the new standard of villainy.

[Hatchets Molly]

I am fucking sick of so many things about JD Fuckface and Donnie Bigtits, but the worst is the fake tough guy schtick. They are both pussies of an exponential order but they have power. They're like the political equivalent of a keyboard warrior. The performative bullshit has real consequences though. Wouldn't it be poetic justice if through some fuck-up they mysteriously fall from a balcony or somehow ingest some poison? I hear that Putin's buddies sometimes meet that fate. And no, I'd have no thoughts and prayers if something of that sort happened. I'm still holding out for a widowmaker artery blockage.

[kytepunches]

I am fucking sick of so many things about JD Fuckface and Donnie Bigtits, but the worst is the fake tough guy schtick. They are both pussies of an exponential order but they have power. They're like the political equivalent of a keyboard warrior. The performative bullshit has real consequences though. Wouldn't it be poetic justice if through some fuck-up they mysteriously fall from a balcony or somehow ingest some poison? I hear that Putin's buddies sometimes meet that fate. And no, I'd have no thoughts and prayers if something of that sort happened. I'm still holding out for a widowmaker artery blockage.

Put them in the octagon. Zalensky vs Trump and Vance. I’d bet my house on the Ukrainian.

[Love_Industry]

"Agent Krasnov" certainly didn't win yesterday

[kytepunches]

The question being asked by every nation that has any kind of deal with the U.S.A . Is what’s a treaty worth with a man who has proven to have no honour ? NAFTA, NORAD , NATO .. all garbage at this point. The world is very concerned that the U.S. can no longer be relied on to stick up for it’s partners . I suspect it won’t be too long before North Korea figures out that they can take South Korea, ect. . It’s a very frightening time .

[Hatchets Molly]

Baron can get drafted for the next Korean conflict.

[Fat_Elvis]

Are bone spurs hereditary?

[risingfarce]

Are bone spurs hereditary?

Yes, when you have money from failed businesses.

[demolition23]

Bullying the guy whose country was invaded by a bully is not the path to peace but is an excellent step in confirming the rest of the world’s worst views about America.

tldr: Trump and Vance are assholes.

[risingfarce]

Bullying the guy whose country was invaded by a bully is not the path to peace but is an excellent step in confirming the rest of the world’s worst views about America.

tldr: Trump and Vance are assholes.

You forgot Musk.

[Turner Coates]

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The federal government's General Services Administration, which among other things is in control of federal properties, has announced a massive sale of federal facilities around the USA. Among those getting a "For Sale" sign just in the DC area (by size):

AGRICULTURE SOUTH - Department of Agriculture offices
J. EDGAR HOOVER BLDG - FBI HQ
FORRESTAL BLDG - Department of Energy HQ
FRANCES PERKINS BLDG - Department of Labor HQ
ROBERT C. WEAVER BUILDING - Department of Housing and Urban Development HQ
WILBUR J. COHEN BLDG - Voice of America HQ
ROBERT F. KENNEDY BLDG - Department of Justice HQ
ORVILLE WRIGHT BLDG - Federal Aviation Administration HQ
HUBERT HUMPHREY BLDG - Department of Health and Human Services HQ
THEODORE ROOSEVELT BLDG - Office of Personnel Management HQ
VETERANS ADMINISTRATION BLDG - Department of Veterans Affairs HQ
MARY E. SWITZER BLDG - Office of Assistant Secretary for Preparedness and Response, Department of Health and Human Services
GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION BLDG - GSA HQ
JAMIE L. WHITTEN BLDG - Department of Agriculture HQ
WILBUR WRIGHT BLDG - Federal Aviation Administration offices
FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION BLDG - FTC HQ
US INTERNATIONAL TRADE COMMISSION BLDG - USITC HQ

https://www.gsa.gov/real-estate/real-es ... perty-list

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Looks like we're getting closer to my predicted "Welcome to Amazon's Grand Canyon."

Expect a fifth Rushmore head once it's sold to Meta. WATCH IT HAPPEN.

[exitflagger]

Expect a fifth Rushmore head once it's sold to Meta. WATCH IT HAPPEN.

Which will coincide with a spike in hand-held rocket launcher sales.

[Hatchets Molly]

Looks like we're getting closer to my predicted "Welcome to Amazon's Grand Canyon."

Expect a fifth Rushmore head once it's sold to Meta. WATCH IT HAPPEN.

Anything sponsored that has Trump or his name behind it will go bankrupt. That, we already know.

[EzyRider]

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https://www.gsa.gov/real-estate/real-es ... perty-list

There's nothing listed right now, maybe they pulled it?

BTW, what do you do after you buy the FBI HQ, turn it into a museum, or maybe a super freaky hotel, or just raze it and rebuild??

I poked around a bit on the site and there's a Fed building close to where I live. Giant building! They've let the place go to shit, the parking lot is so fucked up most of it is closed off.

I went in there once maybe 15 years ago to visit the local IRS office. It was a super strange experience! First I had to go through major security, and when I got to the office there was one person behind the counter who told me to take a ticket and wait. There was not a single other person there, just me. I waited for quite a while, then he updated the number sign, rung a bell, and announced my number. Government efficiency at it's finest!

https://origin-www.gsa.gov/real-estate/ ... guna-ridge

[HueyRamone]

Looks like we're getting closer to my predicted "Welcome to Amazon's Grand Canyon."

Nah, it'll be worse.

People will say "Want to go to 1-800-Yum Brands Canyon this weekend?"

And you'll say "Where's that"

And they'll say "You know, it used to be Amazon Canyon", the really big one in Arizona.

And you'll go "Oh, yeah, awesome. I thought it was still Amazon Canyon"

[exitflagger]

So is it obvious to everybody what Trump's angle was with the tariff psych game and manipulating the stock market? I guess we'll be playing billionaire buy-lo-sell-hi for 4 years unless the law finds a way to stop it.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Now Trump wants to deport Ukrainian refugees, because Trump is a complete asshole.

And calling him an asshole is essentially illegal as we speak. *sighs*

[Danzig in the Dark]

So is it obvious to everybody what Trump's angle was with the tariff psych game and manipulating the stock market? I guess we'll be playing billionaire buy-lo-sell-hi for 4 years unless the law finds a way to stop it.

You are giving him way too much credit.
Hanlon's razor.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

So is it obvious to everybody what Trump's angle was with the tariff psych game and manipulating the stock market? I guess we'll be playing billionaire buy-lo-sell-hi for 4 years unless the law finds a way to stop it.

The wildest thing about where we're headed is that it's going to be everything the property-obsessed "patriots" warned us about communism: Nobody owns anything. Real estate's being bought up, cars are prohibitively expensive, mom-and-pop businesses are a thing of the past.

I'm sure Leon daydreams of all the contracts he's going to get when public transit is completely wiped out and we all pay him a subscription every month to get to work in one of his factories.

So again, more shit they never actually cared about. Instead of being owned by the government, we're just owned by the world's biggest dipshits, handing over our paychecks so they can have ayahuasca trips on the moon.

[Love_Industry]

So again, more shit they never actually cared about. Instead of being owned by the government, we're just owned by the world's biggest dipshits, handing over our paychecks so they can have ayahuasca trips on the moon.

You only missed one thing: Krasnov and Harambe ARE the government now.

[NeonKnite]

Meals on Wheels programs being cut here due to lack of Federal funding.

You clowns that voted for Trump, I hope this warms your hearts.

Fuck you.

[Mojo]

Meals on Wheels programs being cut here due to lack of Federal funding.

You clowns that voted for Trump, I hope this warms your hearts.

Fuck you.

School lunches and Meals on Wheels type shit is always the first thing they go after. They don’t give a fuck how many kids get shot in school as long as they can carry their metal dicks around the Walmart, and they couldn’t care less how many people go hungry as long as they can claim it’s socialism.

[GoodJudge]

Meals on Wheels programs being cut here due to lack of Federal funding.

You clowns that voted for Trump, I hope this warms your hearts.

Fuck you.

School lunches and Meals on Wheels type shit is always the first thing they go after. They don’t give a fuck how many kids get shot in school as long as they can carry their metal dicks around the Walmart, and they couldn’t care less how many people go hungry as long as they can claim it’s socialism.

"You shouldn't have children if you can't afford them"
And also, you're not allowed an abortion because God says so.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Trump's erratic behavior as of late is clearly a sign he is mentally unfit. Do you think the Repugs will address this issue? Nah . . .

[LAglamrocker]

I’m really enjoying this war Trump has started with Canada!
It’s better than any comedy on tv!
Tariff World War!..f*cking hysterical

[exitflagger]

Just a reminder that when egg prices eventually come down Trump will still be a shitty president and even shittier human being.

[LAglamrocker]

Double scrambled egg- pancakes-sausage..Dennys Grandslam now…price is fine doesn’t matter who the f* ck is president
Thank You for Mania 4,5,9
Onion rings coming with blue cheese

Hey Canada f*ck you
Can Trump relocate all Canada NHL teams to American towns? That would rule

[Gibsonite]

Trump's erratic behavior as of late is clearly a sign he is mentally unfit. Do you think the Repugs will address this issue? Nah . . .

Yeah, but did you hear what Kamala's laugh sounded like? Eww..

[eddie lee roth]

I’m really enjoying this war Trump has started with Canada!
It’s better than any comedy on tv!
Tariff World War!..f*cking hysterical

Not a big fan of that war but do like Linda going Pink Floyd on Education.

I would of been my H.S. Alex De Torian if History of Wrestling was class.

I guess I sound like a old man now but these kids of the future are going to have it easy.

Feel like Han Solo in OG Star Wars “wealth beyond my imagination huh?”