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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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AliceManson wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 1:33 am
Anthrax442 wrote: Sun Mar 16, 2025 7:23 pm
AliceManson wrote: Sun Mar 16, 2025 11:57 am Jesus Fuck, people are fucking dense. Lukather is helping put the recordings together, he isn't playing guitar on them.
That wasn't what was announced at first, which is why Steve had to make that post to clarify.
It was implied to. Anybody who didn't have their chromosome count off understood what it meant.
No, it wasn't. All most people saw was a headline about "Alex Van Halen to work on new album with Steve Lukather". Nowhere was it indicated who was doing what, or implied, and if you were lucky, you might have gotten two sentences filling out that headline.

Maybe that's how you took it, but unless you read every single post the aggregated the story, you can't say that with authority.

Also, as far as "implications" goes, if you DON'T fill that out, and you have Alex trying to finish a bunch of "unfinished" songs with a world class studio guitar player, whose job for 50 years has been to namelessly contribute to thousands of albums, what exactly would you guess that guitar player is going to do? Maybe act as a producer and finish/clean up parts to fill out the songs?

Spare us the "you guys are stupid" junk.
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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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Anthrax442 wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:08 am
AliceManson wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 1:33 am
Anthrax442 wrote: Sun Mar 16, 2025 7:23 pm

That wasn't what was announced at first, which is why Steve had to make that post to clarify.
It was implied to. Anybody who didn't have their chromosome count off understood what it meant.
No, it wasn't. All most people saw was a headline about "Alex Van Halen to work on new album with Steve Lukather". Nowhere was it indicated who was doing what, or implied, and if you were lucky, you might have gotten two sentences filling out that headline.

Maybe that's how you took it, but unless you read every single post the aggregated the story, you can't say that with authority.

Also, as far as "implications" goes, if you DON'T fill that out, and you have Alex trying to finish a bunch of "unfinished" songs with a world class studio guitar player, whose job for 50 years has been to namelessly contribute to thousands of albums, what exactly would you guess that guitar player is going to do? Maybe act as a producer and finish/clean up parts to fill out the songs?

Spare us the "you guys are stupid" junk.
I am very sorry that you were born retarded or else suffered a traumatic brain injury.
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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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aznsquirt wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:07 am
madaxeman wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 2:22 pm Absolutely no-one does Edward better than this guy!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oseRAg8J0IE
Good god.
This guy (Jacob DeRaps) is an incredible player.

https://youtu.be/FFcaAhfKveA?si=cUukzl7_5CB68Wlm

https://youtu.be/S9hWoOMdVjY?si=b_bdNMG65DXufp8o

https://youtu.be/DcWfxwFIqq4?si=AE4cDLHrXkFixGoi

https://youtu.be/W3Ennsr-H1k?si=DCyLcT7ReaDkENVs

He can play a bunch of other guys perfectly too. Like Randy Rhoads, Sykes, and many others. Check out his channel. He seems like a good guy. Incredibly talented!
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Ryan81 wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:04 pm
aznsquirt wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:07 am
madaxeman wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 2:22 pm Absolutely no-one does Edward better than this guy!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oseRAg8J0IE
Good god.
This guy (Jacob DeRaps) is an incredible player.

https://youtu.be/FFcaAhfKveA?si=cUukzl7_5CB68Wlm

https://youtu.be/S9hWoOMdVjY?si=b_bdNMG65DXufp8o

https://youtu.be/DcWfxwFIqq4?si=AE4cDLHrXkFixGoi

https://youtu.be/W3Ennsr-H1k?si=DCyLcT7ReaDkENVs

He can play a bunch of other guys perfectly too. Like Randy Rhoads, Sykes, and many others. Check out his channel. He seems like a good guy. Incredibly talented!
Thanks. The fun thing about seeing someone nail that stuff is getting to alternate between "Holy fuck this guy is good" and "Oh my fucking god Eddie was the GOAT".
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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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AliceManson wrote: Sun Mar 16, 2025 11:57 am Jesus Fuck, people are fucking dense. Lukather is helping put the recordings together, he isn't playing guitar on them.
So you think he’ll sound good then?
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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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AliceManson wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 1:33 am
Anthrax442 wrote: Sun Mar 16, 2025 7:23 pm
AliceManson wrote: Sun Mar 16, 2025 11:57 am Jesus Fuck, people are fucking dense. Lukather is helping put the recordings together, he isn't playing guitar on them.
That wasn't what was announced at first, which is why Steve had to make that post to clarify.
It was implied to. Anybody who didn't have their chromosome count off understood what it meant.
This is a lot of hubris for something you're wrong about.
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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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aznsquirt wrote: Wed Mar 19, 2025 12:44 pm
AliceManson wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 1:33 am
Anthrax442 wrote: Sun Mar 16, 2025 7:23 pm

That wasn't what was announced at first, which is why Steve had to make that post to clarify.
It wasn't mplied to. Anybody who didn't have their chromosome count off understood what it meant.
This is a lot of hubris for something you're wrong about.
You also were stupid enough to believe Alex and Lukather were making an all new Van Halen album together?
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Nibbler wrote: Mon Aug 07, 2023 8:33 pm Looks like Alex has shitcanned the Van Hagar remasters.
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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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AliceManson wrote: Wed Mar 19, 2025 1:00 pm
aznsquirt wrote: Wed Mar 19, 2025 12:44 pm
AliceManson wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 1:33 am

It wasn't mplied to. Anybody who didn't have their chromosome count off understood what it meant.
This is a lot of hubris for something you're wrong about.
You also were stupid enough to believe Alex and Lukather were making an all new Van Halen album together?
No, I completely and totally misread the exchange. Now the egg is on my face. Whoops.
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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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Ryan81 wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:04 pm
aznsquirt wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:07 am
madaxeman wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 2:22 pm Absolutely no-one does Edward better than this guy!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oseRAg8J0IE
Good god.
This guy (Jacob DeRaps) is an incredible player.

https://youtu.be/FFcaAhfKveA?si=cUukzl7_5CB68Wlm

https://youtu.be/S9hWoOMdVjY?si=b_bdNMG65DXufp8o

https://youtu.be/DcWfxwFIqq4?si=AE4cDLHrXkFixGoi

https://youtu.be/W3Ennsr-H1k?si=DCyLcT7ReaDkENVs

He can play a bunch of other guys perfectly too. Like Randy Rhoads, Sykes, and many others. Check out his channel. He seems like a good guy. Incredibly talented!
Yeah his band tries to sound exactly like early VH most of the time. The drums even sound like AVH. He must also really like Nuno. Same riff from Teacher's Pet.

https://youtu.be/DYW8Mg4EBGA?si=xMBZwasHUbBP5o_G
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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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You guys are smoking crack......"Lukather, Dweezil, Satriani, the clown from Steel Panther :roll: ", etc., etc., none of those guys, even his fat ass son Waffle, can hold Eddie's jock......

There is only one man who could possibly fill the guitar position in a theoretical "New Van Halen", and that would be Sid "Boogie" Fletcher!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcnB-edITiU
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I’m the biggest Eddie VH nut swinger there is and I think Satriani would smoke Ed’s balls off!
Satch is not a weird, drunk like Eddie was and never has a bad night!!! I loved Eddie’s playing and all, but Satch is a better guitarist period.
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Re: New Van Halen with Alex and Lukather

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Wild Obsession wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 8:25 am You guys are smoking crack......"Lukather, Dweezil, Satriani, the clown from Steel Panther :roll: ", etc., etc., none of those guys, even his fat ass son Waffle, can hold Eddie's jock......

There is only one man who could possibly fill the guitar position in a theoretical "New Van Halen", and that would be Sid "Boogie" Fletcher!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcnB-edITiU
What the fuck did I just watch?

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