Bret Michaels-Super Power

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Bret Michaels-Super Power

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DonJuanDeMarco
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20 million records sold. Nonstop touring as a solo artist. Poison tours whenever he wants, including 3rd slot on a stadium tour with all original band members.

He's healthy and aging very well. Has 2 beautiful daughters. An awesome house in Arizona. And he won Celebrity Apprentice and had his own Snapple beverage.

Shit... I'm gonna start wearing a bandana. That IS bringing him super power!
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His only super power is managing to annoy the F out of everyone.
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In the 1980's it was obvious cosplay. But wonder if any of these guys trying to mitigate the effects of aging realize how bizarre they look to the average person.
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It’s awesome - all Metal Edge heros should use superpowers when needed- we don’t want Midnight Oil look

The cashiers at Trader Joe’s don’t need superpowers ever- just scan my meal and don’t talk to me

Parti Gras without superpowers- not worth drive to Laughlin NV
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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