WHAT IS THE OVER/UNDER ... On Jeff Bezos marriage with Lauren Sanchez lasting in years?

[mullet_head]

Jesus Christ, this Lauren Sanchez broad has a face that would actually improve with a Dirty Sanchez.
I don't know who her surgeon is, but Tommy Lee, while no Michelangelo, has done much better work on chicks' faces, and even if you don't like it, it all goes back to normal after a few days and some ice.

[pieceofme]

Jesus Christ, this Lauren Sanchez broad has a face that would actually improve with a Dirty Sanchez.
I don't know who her surgeon is, but Tommy Lee, while no Michelangelo, has done much better work on chicks' faces, and even if you don't like it, it all goes back to normal after a few days and some ice.

[Dyslexicheart]

Imagine being the richest guy on the planet and the best you can do is that plastic-y thing. Gross!

[Dyslexicheart]

His "horse face" ex has made it her life's work to give away the money she gained in their settlement.

https://yieldgiving.com/

$20 Billion, to date. She wins in the end as a hero of humanity. Not someone wasting $50 million on a wedding in Venice.

100% - she needs more recognition for being a good human being, unlike her weirdo ex-husband and Plastic Sanchez.

[Metal Sludge]

I think Lauren was gorgeous before the plastic surgery. She's only 55, she didn't need any of that.
The ex was cute enough. She never wore any make up. I get it, if I had billions, I wouldn't either. Why would I need to? I could do what ever I want.
But I'm sure that when she was dressed up and made up, she looked good.

[MetalSludgeCEO]

The more news I see about this the sadder it is. Can you imagine your wedding filled with random people simply because they are famous?

Like WTF does Jeff Bezos have to do with The Kardashians or Howard Stern?

It is such a weird concept to invite people to your wedding because they are famous and not because they mean something to you.

So fucking weird.

""""""""""""""""""It is such a weird concept to invite people to your wedding because they are famous and not because they mean something to you.""""""""""""""

How would you know what any of the guests mean to this couple?

$tEvil

[Velvis]

The more news I see about this the sadder it is. Can you imagine your wedding filled with random people simply because they are famous?

Like WTF does Jeff Bezos have to do with The Kardashians or Howard Stern?

It is such a weird concept to invite people to your wedding because they are famous and not because they mean something to you.

So fucking weird.

""""""""""""""""""It is such a weird concept to invite people to your wedding because they are famous and not because they mean something to you.""""""""""""""

How would you know what any of the guests mean to this couple?

$tEvil

Well I don't know, but my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame. I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern, I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever. Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady. I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com. Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either. Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.

Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection.

Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride.

[MetalSludgeCEO]

The more news I see about this the sadder it is. Can you imagine your wedding filled with random people simply because they are famous?

Like WTF does Jeff Bezos have to do with The Kardashians or Howard Stern?

It is such a weird concept to invite people to your wedding because they are famous and not because they mean something to you.

So fucking weird.

""""""""""""""""""It is such a weird concept to invite people to your wedding because they are famous and not because they mean something to you.""""""""""""""

How would you know what any of the guests mean to this couple?

$tEvil

Well I don't know, but my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame. I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern, I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever. Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady. I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com. Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either. Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.

Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection.

Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride.

""""""Well I don't know, but"""""""

Go on, I am listening.

""""""""my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame."""""""""""""""

Assuming I see. Okay.

""""""""""I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern"""""""""""""

You know sh!t about him, other than what you heard on Radio or Read online.

"""""""""""I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever"""""""""""""""


So, if you never heard it, it must be factual and the truth. Okay.


"""""""""""""""""Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady."""""""""""""

More assumptions, about someone you have no clue about, other than what you read online.


"""""""""""""""""""""I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com."""""""""""""


More of what I just stated above.

""""""""""""Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either.""""""""""""""

More assuming. Awesome.


""""""""""""Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.""""""""""""

Doubting?

I mean, of course some random from an internet rock website message board knows a ton about A-listers in the entertainment industry.

Are you Perez Hilton?

""""""""""""""""Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection."""""""""""""""

Wait, you do comedy too? Is this Brittany Furlan-Lee?

"""""""""""""""""Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride."""""""""""""""

Tell us you are not attractive, without telling us you are unattractive!

Thank you for your intel.

$tEvil

[Velvis]

""""""""""""""""""It is such a weird concept to invite people to your wedding because they are famous and not because they mean something to you.""""""""""""""

How would you know what any of the guests mean to this couple?

$tEvil

Well I don't know, but my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame. I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern, I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever. Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady. I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com. Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either. Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.

Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection.

Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride.

""""""Well I don't know, but"""""""

Go on, I am listening.

""""""""my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame."""""""""""""""

Assuming I see. Okay.

""""""""""I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern"""""""""""""

You know sh!t about him, other than what you heard on Radio or Read online.

"""""""""""I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever"""""""""""""""


So, if you never heard it, it must be factual and the truth. Okay.


"""""""""""""""""Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady."""""""""""""

More assumptions, about someone you have no clue about, other than what you read online.


"""""""""""""""""""""I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com."""""""""""""


More of what I just stated above.

""""""""""""Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either.""""""""""""""

More assuming. Awesome.


""""""""""""Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.""""""""""""

Doubting?

I mean, of course some random from an internet rock website message board knows a ton about A-listers in the entertainment industry.

Are you Perez Hilton?

""""""""""""""""Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection."""""""""""""""

Wait, you do comedy too? Is this Brittany Furlan-Lee?

"""""""""""""""""Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride."""""""""""""""

Tell us you are not attractive, without telling us you are unattractive!

Thank you for your intel.

$tEvil

Yes, because no one can have a reasonable discussion about a topic without having first-hand knowledge. No one could offer reasonable opinions or best guesses on something without knowing the absolute truth. Just like you assumed I am not someone who knows who Jeff Bezos closest friends are. How could you make such a crazy assumption!

At no point did I state anything as fact. If you took my post as such you might want to come back to reality. It is a discussion board. People discuss shit without truly knowing specifics of things all the time. It's not a strange concept. It was implied based on the context.

Do YOU really think Jeff Bezos has close personal relationships with all of these people and that is why he invited them to his wedding? or were you just trying to come across as a contrarian keyboard warrior?

Wait, what was I thinking? I am sure all of them are on each other's speed dials and they speak to each other all the time. I am sure Kylie Jenner and Jeff Bezos Facetime daily and Tom Brady texts Jeff about his football days diet routine and Howard Stern (although never mentioning he is friends with Jeff Bezos over the last 30 years on the radio) has long deep conversations with Jeff about King of All Blacks and Fred The Elephant Boy.

That makes much more sense than the wedding was just filled with famous people because they are famous people.

[pieceofme]

Well I don't know, but my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame. I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern, I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever. Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady. I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com. Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either. Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.

Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection.

Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride.

""""""Well I don't know, but"""""""

Go on, I am listening.

""""""""my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame."""""""""""""""

Assuming I see. Okay.

""""""""""I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern"""""""""""""

You know sh!t about him, other than what you heard on Radio or Read online.

"""""""""""I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever"""""""""""""""


So, if you never heard it, it must be factual and the truth. Okay.


"""""""""""""""""Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady."""""""""""""

More assumptions, about someone you have no clue about, other than what you read online.


"""""""""""""""""""""I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com."""""""""""""


More of what I just stated above.

""""""""""""Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either.""""""""""""""

More assuming. Awesome.


""""""""""""Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.""""""""""""

Doubting?

I mean, of course some random from an internet rock website message board knows a ton about A-listers in the entertainment industry.

Are you Perez Hilton?

""""""""""""""""Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection."""""""""""""""

Wait, you do comedy too? Is this Brittany Furlan-Lee?

"""""""""""""""""Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride."""""""""""""""

Tell us you are not attractive, without telling us you are unattractive!

Thank you for your intel.

$tEvil

Yes, because no one can have a reasonable discussion about a topic without having first-hand knowledge. No one could offer reasonable opinions or best guesses on something without knowing the absolute truth. Just like you assumed I am not someone who knows who Jeff Bezos closest friends are. How could you make such a crazy assumption!

At no point did I state anything as fact. If you took my post as such you might want to come back to reality. It is a discussion board. People discuss shit without truly knowing specifics of things all the time. It's not a strange concept. It was implied based on the context.

Do YOU really think Jeff Bezos has close personal relationships with all of these people and that is why he invited them to his wedding? or were you just trying to come across as a contrarian keyboard warrior?

Wait, what was I thinking? I am sure all of them are on each other's speed dials and they speak to each other all the time. I am sure Kylie Jenner and Jeff Bezos Facetime daily and Tom Brady texts Jeff about his football days diet routine and Howard Stern (although never mentioning he is friends with Jeff Bezos over the last 30 years on the radio) has long deep conversations with Jeff about King of All Blacks and Fred The Elephant Boy.

That makes much more sense than the wedding was just filled with famous people because they are famous people.

This!

[MetalSludgeCEO]

Well I don't know, but my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame. I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern, I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever. Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady. I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com. Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either. Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.

Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection.

Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride.

""""""Well I don't know, but"""""""

Go on, I am listening.

""""""""my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame."""""""""""""""

Assuming I see. Okay.

""""""""""I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern"""""""""""""

You know sh!t about him, other than what you heard on Radio or Read online.

"""""""""""I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever"""""""""""""""


So, if you never heard it, it must be factual and the truth. Okay.


"""""""""""""""""Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady."""""""""""""

More assumptions, about someone you have no clue about, other than what you read online.


"""""""""""""""""""""I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com."""""""""""""


More of what I just stated above.

""""""""""""Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either.""""""""""""""

More assuming. Awesome.


""""""""""""Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.""""""""""""

Doubting?

I mean, of course some random from an internet rock website message board knows a ton about A-listers in the entertainment industry.

Are you Perez Hilton?

""""""""""""""""Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection."""""""""""""""

Wait, you do comedy too? Is this Brittany Furlan-Lee?

"""""""""""""""""Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride."""""""""""""""

Tell us you are not attractive, without telling us you are unattractive!

Thank you for your intel.

$tEvil

Yes, because no one can have a reasonable discussion about a topic without having first-hand knowledge. No one could offer reasonable opinions or best guesses on something without knowing the absolute truth. Just like you assumed I am not someone who knows who Jeff Bezos closest friends are. How could you make such a crazy assumption!

At no point did I state anything as fact. If you took my post as such you might want to come back to reality. It is a discussion board. People discuss shit without truly knowing specifics of things all the time. It's not a strange concept. It was implied based on the context.

Do YOU really think Jeff Bezos has close personal relationships with all of these people and that is why he invited them to his wedding? or were you just trying to come across as a contrarian keyboard warrior?

Wait, what was I thinking? I am sure all of them are on each other's speed dials and they speak to each other all the time. I am sure Kylie Jenner and Jeff Bezos Facetime daily and Tom Brady texts Jeff about his football days diet routine and Howard Stern (although never mentioning he is friends with Jeff Bezos over the last 30 years on the radio) has long deep conversations with Jeff about King of All Blacks and Fred The Elephant Boy.

That makes much more sense than the wedding was just filled with famous people because they are famous people.

Hey Velvis...

It's ALL good... I know your position here.... along with pretty much EVERY other thread I've ever commented in.

I say Yes, you say No. I think Ghost is dumb, you think they Rule. I think she's Hot, you say she's Fake. I say Fat, you are Offended.

Carry on as you wish... have fun.

$tEvil

[Velvis]

""""""Well I don't know, but"""""""

Go on, I am listening.

""""""""my assumption is the only connection they all have is fame."""""""""""""""

Assuming I see. Okay.

""""""""""I am fairly familiar with Howard Stern"""""""""""""

You know sh!t about him, other than what you heard on Radio or Read online.

"""""""""""I've never heard him mention Jeff Bezos as a friend or having any connection to a guy who made an Internet book store and turned it into the biggest shop from home retail business ever"""""""""""""""


So, if you never heard it, it must be factual and the truth. Okay.


"""""""""""""""""Same with the worlds greatest football player in Tom Brady."""""""""""""

More assumptions, about someone you have no clue about, other than what you read online.


"""""""""""""""""""""I'm pretty sure the young Kardashian girl probably isn't great friends with the bald dork who invented Amazon.com."""""""""""""


More of what I just stated above.

""""""""""""Probably a safe bet to assume Sydney Sweeney and Jeff Bezos don't have a lot in common either.""""""""""""""

More assuming. Awesome.


""""""""""""Usher & Orlando Bloom? Again I doubt it.""""""""""""

Doubting?

I mean, of course some random from an internet rock website message board knows a ton about A-listers in the entertainment industry.

Are you Perez Hilton?

""""""""""""""""Of course I suppose they are all likely Amazon customers. Maybe that's the connection."""""""""""""""

Wait, you do comedy too? Is this Brittany Furlan-Lee?

"""""""""""""""""Or maybe it's the body dysmorphia diagnosis they all share with Jeff's new bride."""""""""""""""

Tell us you are not attractive, without telling us you are unattractive!

Thank you for your intel.

$tEvil

Yes, because no one can have a reasonable discussion about a topic without having first-hand knowledge. No one could offer reasonable opinions or best guesses on something without knowing the absolute truth. Just like you assumed I am not someone who knows who Jeff Bezos closest friends are. How could you make such a crazy assumption!

At no point did I state anything as fact. If you took my post as such you might want to come back to reality. It is a discussion board. People discuss shit without truly knowing specifics of things all the time. It's not a strange concept. It was implied based on the context.

Do YOU really think Jeff Bezos has close personal relationships with all of these people and that is why he invited them to his wedding? or were you just trying to come across as a contrarian keyboard warrior?

Wait, what was I thinking? I am sure all of them are on each other's speed dials and they speak to each other all the time. I am sure Kylie Jenner and Jeff Bezos Facetime daily and Tom Brady texts Jeff about his football days diet routine and Howard Stern (although never mentioning he is friends with Jeff Bezos over the last 30 years on the radio) has long deep conversations with Jeff about King of All Blacks and Fred The Elephant Boy.

That makes much more sense than the wedding was just filled with famous people because they are famous people.

Hey Velvis...

It's ALL good... I know your position here.... along with pretty much EVERY other thread I've ever commented in.

I say Yes, you say No. I think Ghost is dumb, you think they Rule. I think she's Hot, you say she's Fake. I say Fat, you are Offended.

Carry on as you wish... have fun.

$tEvil

Not exactly.
1) I like Ghost and have seen them a few times but have been less interested in the last couple of albums and the pricing on the latest tour is nowhere near worth it for me. So unless I get a last-minute deal on a ticket I'll be home when they roll up to the enormodome near me.

2) She probably was hot before she started ruining her face with plastic surgery making her fake.

3) I'm not offended by fat but judging WVH because of his weight seems like 5th grade schoolyard playground shit.

[EzyRider]

...Are you Perez Hilton?

Swear to god I almost spit my food out when I read this

Never change $tEvil !!