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Ozzy's dead, Kiss is basically done, Aerosmith is basically done, Motley's on life support, Guns is just doing victory laps.

The music's not going anywhere. I'm not being doomsday about it, just thinking "Who will I able to go see in 20 years?"

For sure, Bret Michaels.

Me and the old lady are talking about starting a family, I want to take my teenage son or daughter to see the music I listened to when I was their age.

AND ALL WE'LL HAVE IS 82 YEAR OLD BRET MICHAELS. :lol:
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There will be some version of L.A. Guns.

It's possible I will be in it. I may be called up to serve.
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How old are you sir? I thought you were an older gent.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Fri Aug 01, 2025 7:06 pm There will be some version of L.A. Guns.

It's possible I will be in it. I may be called up to serve.
What would you be doing? Replacing Mick’s 47 replacements? I might go see that for free.
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JamesHetfieldsAcneScars wrote: Fri Aug 01, 2025 7:20 pm How old are you sir? I thought you were an older gent.
45! So yeah, an older gent in terms of having kids, hence the conversation.

I'll let you know, Scars.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Fri Aug 01, 2025 7:03 pm Ozzy's dead, Kiss is basically done, Aerosmith is basically done, Motley's on life support, Guns is just doing victory laps.

The music's not going anywhere. I'm not being doomsday about it, just thinking "Who will I able to go see in 20 years?"

For sure, Bret Michaels.

Me and the old lady are talking about starting a family, I want to take my teenage son or daughter to see the music I listened to when I was their age.

AND ALL WE'LL HAVE IS 82 YEAR OLD BRET MICHAELS. :lol:
Dibeetus will do him in by then.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Fri Aug 01, 2025 7:31 pm 45! So yeah, an older gent in terms of having kids, hence the conversation.

I'll let you know, Scars.
You aint old yet then. For some reason i was thinking early 60's lol.

Anyway....in 20 years you might be lucky enough o catch Woofstank Van Halen if he hasnt passed away from diabetes or a massiive coronary yet.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Fri Aug 01, 2025 7:03 pm Ozzy's dead, Kiss is basically done, Aerosmith is basically done, Motley's on life support, Guns is just doing victory laps.

The music's not going anywhere. I'm not being doomsday about it, just thinking "Who will I able to go see in 20 years?"

For sure, Bret Michaels.

Me and the old lady are talking about starting a family, I want to take my teenage son or daughter to see the music I listened to when I was their age.

AND ALL WE'LL HAVE IS 82 YEAR OLD BRET MICHAELS. :lol:
Damn, Brett was only 43 when they did that tour with Cinderella celebrating the 20th anniversary of their debut albums. They seemed so old back then :lol: :(
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Fri Aug 01, 2025 7:31 pm
JamesHetfieldsAcneScars wrote: Fri Aug 01, 2025 7:20 pm How old are you sir? I thought you were an older gent.
45! So yeah, an older gent in terms of having kids, hence the conversation.

I'll let you know, Scars.
Chip, I love my kids, but the thought of starting at 45, sounds like a nightmare..........
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Sammy's gonna live forever..and still be talking about how much he loves Eddie
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daveg wrote: Sat Aug 02, 2025 7:22 am Sammy's gonna live forever..and still be talking about how much he loves Eddie
Spazzy doesn't count. He just won't go away.
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Who are you going to be able to be able to see in 20 years? The answer is whoever is around 50-55 right now, because in 20 years they'll be 70-75 and maybe still playing. But I don't know of any hairbands or metal bands from the 80s who are that young.

So the answer will be nobody. Slash just turned 60 last week and he's on the younger end of that scene, so in 20 years he's gonna be 80. Can't imagine GNR will still be playing considering Axl can't sing now. Metallica are all around 60 and I can see them going for as long as their bodies will hold up but will they be playing "Master Of Puppets" when they're 75/80?

If Bret Michaels didn't have diabetes, I would think he'd be on stage when he's in his 90s like Willie Nelson.

Alice Cooper will probably be our Willie Nelson and be performing in his 90s. He's literally a vampire.

The bands you might be able to see in 20 years are maybe some of the 90s bands. Dave Grohl is 56 so maybe you can see the Foo Fighters in 20 years. But the list is gonna be very short. The era of the rock band having a 40/50 year career is an endangered species.
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NIckelback, they're the last big rock band right? Unless I'm missing someone. I wish The Darkness, The Struts, or Dirty Honey were bigger.
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Busch1724 wrote: Sat Aug 02, 2025 9:07 am NIckelback, they're the last big rock band right? Unless I'm missing someone. I wish The Darkness, The Struts, or Dirty Honey were bigger.
I’d add Green Day to the list.
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Last man standing? That’s unfair because Alice Cooper is obviously the oldest guy.

DLR and Sammy are both still out there. Dave won the Van Halen battle but Sammy won the life battle. He has friends. Dave is all alone.

According to my calculations, Mike Tramp will be putting together a new version of White Lion in 20 years. He has aged well and lives a peaceful lifestyle so he will still be around.

Bret as mentioned.

Sebastian is the youngest of the 80’s guys so he should still be around and still have all his hair.

In fact I think most of our 80’s rock heroes will still be around in 20 years. Nobody dies young anymore.
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LitaStrauss wrote: Sat Aug 02, 2025 8:40 am Who are you going to be able to be able to see in 20 years? The answer is whoever is around 50-55 right now, because in 20 years they'll be 70-75 and maybe still playing. But I don't know of any hairbands or metal bands from the 80s who are that young.

So the answer will be nobody. Slash just turned 60 last week and he's on the younger end of that scene, so in 20 years he's gonna be 80. Can't imagine GNR will still be playing considering Axl can't sing now. Metallica are all around 60 and I can see them going for as long as their bodies will hold up but will they be playing "Master Of Puppets" when they're 75/80?
Sebastian Bach is 57 now and I can see him performing in 20 years at 77. Same goes for Zakk Wylde, 58. Backed by 30 years younger musicians of course.
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In 20 years?

I'll be going to a stadium for Ghost's 30th anniversary tour of Meliora, gonna be yuge!

I have a hard time coming up with Sludge-type artists that will still be around in 10 years...maybe Anthrax...?! Dunno if Hetfield/Mustaine can keep pulling that double-duty thing off for that long. Maybe Bert Miracles? Maybe Def Lep? This is depressing...!
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Sat Aug 02, 2025 3:13 pm In 20 years?

I'll be going to a stadium for Ghost's 30th anniversary tour of Meliora, gonna be yuge!

I have a hard time coming up with Sludge-type artists that will still be around in 10 years...maybe Anthrax...?! Dunno if Hetfield/Mustaine can keep pulling that double-duty thing off for that long. Maybe Bert Miracles? Maybe Def Lep? This is depressing...!
It is already depressing watching most of these bands/artists way beyond their prime.
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The answer was right in front of me this entire time.

Chip Z'Nuff will be the last one standing.

JOT THAT DOWN. Your force ghosts will be witness to this! I have never been more confident of anything in my life. :lol:
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Guys it's basically over in another 7 years give or take.

There are no worthy successors. It's strange to watch it die but fuck it most of us are in the second half ourselves.

We got to see the bands that kids will listen to for decades, unless AI replaces everything.
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I'm not worried about rock music dying. Playing in a rock band is like skateboarding--you're always going to look cool doing it. And girls like guys that look cool.

As long as there's pussy, rock music will never die. GET SPHEERIS ON THE HORN, THAT'S A GOOD LINE. 8)
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The last true rock star to emerge was Jack White from White Stripes. That was well over 20 years now.

Kinda fitting that a dude who is obsessed with roots rock stuff is the last one.
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Yeah, I don't think we're going to see any new rock stars, it's just not that world anymore. I think a couple people touched on this in my PERSONALITIES thread but you need mystery for there to be rock stars and we don't really have much of that in music anymore.

That's how I think about Michael Jackson, we're never going to see anything close to that ever again, that level of fame for a pop singer.

HottKarl is totally right, we were the last to see it, the real thing anyway.

But I think rock music is just always going to be cool. I hope so anyway. I spent a lot of money on it.
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In 10 years the stadium tour will be Ghost/Shinedown/Disturbed.

Your GnR/Metallica for the 2030s is gonna be something like Sleep Token. We will be knee deep in the dystopia by then so it makes sense.
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LitaStrauss wrote: Sat Aug 02, 2025 8:40 am Who are you going to be able to be able to see in 20 years? The answer is whoever is around 50-55 right now, because in 20 years they'll be 70-75 and maybe still playing. But I don't know of any hairbands or metal bands from the 80s who are that young.

So the answer will be nobody. Slash just turned 60 last week and he's on the younger end of that scene, so in 20 years he's gonna be 80. Can't imagine GNR will still be playing considering Axl can't sing now. Metallica are all around 60 and I can see them going for as long as their bodies will hold up but will they be playing "Master Of Puppets" when they're 75/80?

If Bret Michaels didn't have diabetes, I would think he'd be on stage when he's in his 90s like Willie Nelson.

Alice Cooper will probably be our Willie Nelson and be performing in his 90s. He's literally a vampire.

The bands you might be able to see in 20 years are maybe some of the 90s bands. Dave Grohl is 56 so maybe you can see the Foo Fighters in 20 years. But the list is gonna be very short. The era of the rock band having a 40/50 year career is an endangered species.
You're right about most of these.
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kytepunches wrote: Sat Aug 02, 2025 10:31 am
Busch1724 wrote: Sat Aug 02, 2025 9:07 am NIckelback, they're the last big rock band right? Unless I'm missing someone. I wish The Darkness, The Struts, or Dirty Honey were bigger.
I’d add Green Day to the list.

My vote goes to Green Day. I thought they were "just okay" in the '90s, but I respect them so much now. They learned how to be an arena/stadium/festival headliner, have the catalog, and look younger than their age. They can keep this up for another 20 years.

I can't think of anyone who comes close off the top of my head. Maybe Foo Fighters.
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90s bands are basically in their mid-50s to early 60s now. But so many are already passed away. I think we might have seen Cris Cornell playing in his late 70s had he survived. Perhaps Mark Lanegan, but he was NEVER going to live that long.

20 years from now, I could imagine Pearl Jam, probably a mellower one. Maybe Jerry Cantrell doing his more acoustic side? Maybe Steven Wilson? Josh Homme of Queens?

There's a bunch of great musicians who aren't rock acts but do rock pretty hard in their own way who will be elder statesmen by then but almost surely will still be playing strong: Chris Thile, Billy Strings . . .

I'll bet Brad Paisley is still going then, and he'll be in his 70s.

No one from the 80s Sunset Strip scene will be going strong then. None of those bands have what the Rollings Stones have (nor does just about anyone else save maybe Jon Anderson of Yes). Jon will be in the 7th dimension 20 years from now.
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Easy one----Keith Richards
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