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My Half-Assed Faster Pussycat Review

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Made my way to The Whiskey last night for the annual Faster Pussycat summer show. Pretty crowded down on the Sunset Strip and it took me a while to find a meter. Got into The Whiskey about 11:10. Had no interest in sitting one of the 7 pay to play bands. Walked in and found a spot on the floor just on the inside of the walkway. It was crowded, but not packed as it has been in the past for these shows. Faster Pussycat came on about 11:30. This has been the best Taime has ever sounded. He looked great except for the Don Dokken Bolero hat. Seems to have really slimmed down, but I am sure tragedy had something to do with that.

Band sounded great. Sam Bam, Danny, and Chad are always great. Kieran Robertson doesn't seem like the best fit, but he plays fine. They brought out Greg Steele for the last few songs. Seems like every time they play the Whiskey Greg has to come show his skills of constantly looking at his amp to try to figure something out. I'm not sure they even plug his guitar in. They played for about 1:25. There was about a 4 minute stoppage for a technical issue, Taime tried to riff and talk to the audience.

Motorbike
Don't Change That Song
Cathouse
Slip Of The Tongue
Like A Ghost
Ain't No Way Around It
NOLA
Nonstop To Nowhere
Poison Ivy
Where There's A Whip THere's A Way
You're So Vain
House Of Pain
Bathroom Wall
Shut Up And Fuck
Babylon

In all a great show. I've seen them 40+ times and always enjoy it. I ended up getting a pick. I didn't even see it coming but felt something hit my shoulder, looked down and there it was. No one else was looking for it so it really must have come out of nowhere.
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They only played Nonstop to Nowhere from Whipped? boo...
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Nonstop to Nowhere is one of only 2 Faster Pussycat tunes I can handle.
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Fat_Elvis wrote: Sun Aug 17, 2025 2:20 pm Nonstop to Nowhere is one of only 2 Faster Pussycat tunes I can handle.
Have you heard The Body Thief?
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That was definitely half-Assed review
Your Rainbow Bash review won’t even be half-Assed
Be more like 15% -Assed review

The older generation granny’s must have bought all makeup at Target

These reviews kind of suck if they don’t mention beach volleyball, WWE, strippers(female) what McQueen Street cd was played before the show . The all you can eat Life Cinnamon cereal after on the beach at 5 o clock
2 hours sleep- then more beach volleyball all day
Rockstar life is difficult- Arcade drummer on 1st cd makes it look easy

Hair Metal props are needed now..Carrot Top is a genius
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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Rocker4Real wrote: Sun Aug 17, 2025 2:23 pm
Fat_Elvis wrote: Sun Aug 17, 2025 2:20 pm Nonstop to Nowhere is one of only 2 Faster Pussycat tunes I can handle.
Have you heard The Body Thief?
I just checked it out. Not for me.
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Nice that they still cover "Shut Up And Fuck"!

By skipping the pay-to-play bands, Carlos gets paid even less.
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LAglamrocker wrote: Sun Aug 17, 2025 3:50 pm That was definitely half-Assed review
Your Rainbow Bash review won’t even be half-Assed
Be more like 15% -Assed review

The older generation granny’s must have bought all makeup at Target

These reviews kind of suck if they don’t mention beach volleyball, WWE, strippers(female) what McQueen Street cd was played before the show . The all you can eat Life Cinnamon cereal after on the beach at 5 o clock
2 hours sleep- then more beach volleyball all day
Rockstar life is difficult- Arcade drummer on 1st cd makes it look easy

Hair Metal props are needed now..Carrot Top is a genius
The review will be 0% Half Assed because I am not going. Not all of us can have Leather Crue Jacket Lifestyle.
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Is your Funhouse/Motorchrist “review” going be anywhere near 1/2 ASSED..Sep 13 it’s going be like Babylon AD 2025 Xs 10. Definitely getting Arbys in Huntington Beach for drive to Hollywood. Always fun spending 25$ at Arbys. Sometimes I get 2 milkshakes
Maybe I’ll leave beach chair early and find GO Cart race track before Motorchrist
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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