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Well?
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Van Hagar. NeuterEd America's greatest rock'n'roll band.
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 3:18 pm Van Hagar. NeuterEd America's greatest rock'n'roll band.
There was just as much, if not more, pussified shit on 1984 than there was on 5150. Fact.
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Fiction.
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Aerosmith.
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Destroyed?

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Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.
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SchenkerFan wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 6:24 am Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.
Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT 🤮. I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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Which band was Jackie Enx in again? That one.
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Nate S Axel wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:29 am Which band was Jackie Enx in again? That one.
Came here to make that joke. And from the last couple of years it looks like Jason (Jackie) has regrets about losing them.
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TheDeadBastard wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:25 pm
Nate S Axel wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:29 am Which band was Jackie Enx in again? That one.
Came here to make that joke. And from the last couple of years it looks like Jason (Jackie) has regrets about losing them.
Guess they finally took a long long ride with themselves.
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 7:37 am
SchenkerFan wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 6:24 am Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.
Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT 🤮. I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.
Guess I'm one of the few here who likes 80's Phil Collins and Genesis. It might not be ballsy, but it's great polished pop. I actually grew up loving No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch.
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dmbrocker wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:27 pm
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 7:37 am
SchenkerFan wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 6:24 am Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.
Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT 🤮. I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.
Guess I'm one of the few here who likes 80's Phil Collins and Genesis. It might not be ballsy, but it's great polished pop. I actually grew up loving No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch.
Great albums!

Who was the pretentious dork who started that Genesis poll that excluded "Invisible Touch" because they hated anything fun and there was no way "true" Genesis fanbois would vote for it?

Then most of the replies wrote in "Invisible Touch" and it won.
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dmbrocker wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:27 pm
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 7:37 am
SchenkerFan wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 6:24 am Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.
Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT 🤮. I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.
Guess I'm one of the few here who likes 80's Phil Collins and Genesis. It might not be ballsy, but it's great polished pop. I actually grew up loving No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch.
You also think that Power Windows is great, so that tracks.
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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