TheMentalSped Daily Quote Calendar Is Here!!

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:26 pm

For the love of fuck, could you please start over with a new account that has the correct spelling of "Reddest" in it?

That shit bugs the hell out of me. Where's Spellcheckpolice, anyway?

slash4pres · Post by **slash4pres** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:48 pm

Montana's Redest Neck wrote:This is Fifi Sandwich Larue. He claims that he has a record deal with Sony Records and that his drummer is Eric KISS Singer and his Guitarist is C.C. DeVille. Check out this thread. Trust Me, this is the best laugh you will ever have.

http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewto ... &start=720

We don't care about that gay thread. This is ten times as funny.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:48 pm

Hey Ray Charles, can't you fucking see that we're already in the midst of that?

You stay in your trainwreck and we'll stay in ours - capiche?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:08 pm

It's painfully obvious why nobody on that thread acknowledges your pathetic existence.

You bring nothing to the table but spam.

Please die.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:12 pm

slash4pres · Post by **slash4pres** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:02 pm

Montana-

the point is that no matter how funny that thread is, how big of a poser fifi larue is, how many donuts he eats, or how many names he is dropping, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS THREAD! You coming on here and promoting that thread would be the equivalent of me going onto a Van Halen thread to talk about how great REO Speedwagon is.

slash4pres · Post by **slash4pres** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:08 pm

I don't care. Probaboly no one knows him, and even if that thread was read by him, he probably would not care. Is he selling records because of it? According to you, he doesn't even have a record, so shut the fuck up.

Spellcheckpolice · Post by **Spellcheckpolice** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:43 pm

Montana's Redest Neck wrote:Are you retarted?

I'll just assume you are pleading "no contest" on this one.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:48 pm

Special Announcement!

This is a time of sharing. A time marked by one so retarded that it is likely to never be seen again. A madness never before followed with such a united glee that it deserves to be shared.

This thread, belongs to us all.

Therefore, I am bestowing the unparalleled privilege of quoting The_Psycho of The_Century to a few who have more than earned the right.

Fear not, before we are done you will all have your day in the sun.

Now then, DoogieHowitzer will provide Dec 29th's quote.

stretchdongstrong will provide Dec 30th's.

and New Year's Eve will be brought to us by none other than CSHB herself!

Don't forget to tip your waitresses, try the veal and I'll c'ya next year!

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:42 am

I know Eric Singer...I'll get word to him pronto.

Motherfucker owes me $20 anyway.

Doogie · Post by **Doogie** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:11 am

December 29, 2005
Thursday

TheMetalChick wrote: See, now that I refuse to argue with any of them over there people like YOU are the only reason they continue to put so much time and effort in to this whole stupid campaign. Im sure you are proud to be such a vital part of their "internet badass" masturbation rituals.

TheMetalChick wrote: You are the ones that cant quit ME, not the other way around. Eventually, people around here are going to see that.

God if that was only true...

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:48 am

More like she seccumbed to getting owned in a big way.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:22 pm

Who's the chick in that picture, anyway?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:53 pm

I dunno but you got to wonder if the hairline is really that high up.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:51 am

Aw, come on, she's got that retro-seventies kinda thing going on with that scarf on her head. I think she's a very cute gal.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:55 pm

Saturday
December 31, 2005

Obviously, the moderator is not concerned with this supposed agreement. In fact, that is exactly what I have been told myself... when I asked her to state her opinion of the abuse to which I have been subjected she stated that she "does not care" numerous times- and I still have all the PMs to prove it. I wish that somebody DID care, but unfortunately nobody does.

A very Happy New Years to my fellow stalkers/harrassers/and perpetrators of libel.

See ya in court!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:51 pm

Why even bother when we all know you're just going to come back in a week and edit that post out with a bunch of faggoty periods?

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:55 pm

Dear Madame Stoney,

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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:57 pm

Please don't talk to me unless you have something important to say here.

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:06 pm

Periods rock. Ever get your red wings? Just don't forget to wash your face before going to Wal-marts.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:01 am

If Toucan is a guy, he's gay as all hell. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:18 am

deathcurse wrote:If Toucan is a guy, he's gay as all hell. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

There is nothing wrong with gay. But a flaming queen is a different matter.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:42 am

"Shakes head". When will these fucking morons just die.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:44 am

Doc, you're not funny. Seriously man...not funny. Just trying to help.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:05 pm

January 1, 2006
Sunday
Happy Narcissistic New Year!

new day new nym wrote:

slash4pres · Post by **slash4pres** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:19 pm

I seriously think metal sludge should sell this calendar in the sludge merchandise section

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:16 am

January 2, 2006
Monday

slash4pres wrote:I wonder if this got to court and she lost if she would accuse the jury of having a pack mentality and being omega wolves.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:59 am

January 3, 2006
Tuesday

tmc wrote:Out of all those guys, the ONLY one that was anything but super nice to me was David Lee Roth. He was a total dick to me.

DavidLeeRoth wrote: WOOOOW!! HA HA, Fuck that horse faced bitch!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:43 am

January 4, 2006
Wednesday

tmc wrote:Observer is a hyperintelligent alien who came from a world where self-sufficient, all-powerful brains with psychic powers and the ability to manipulate matter and energy are in command... and are carried around by host bodies that they refuse to acknowledge are of any use other than carrying their brains (them) around. He is in his own words "sort of a god" and I worship him. I included both Observer AND his host body in my avatar.

If that sounds a bit confusing, here is his own self-description:
We are entities unbound by space or time! We have no names. We are simply fractals of a larger thought collective; part of an omniscient "neural net," if you will. To you lesser beings, I reveal myself as an "Observer." And to really, really lesser beings, I seem to inspire the moniker "Brain Guy." Which I absolutely loathe, but...

But no matter. We are beyond words...and really dumb, maddeningly insulting nicknames. For we are like amoebas compared to you!...No wait, reverse that. And we are indeed all-knowing. We are quite literally infallible. Having masterred the very essense of all things -- fisical, mentil, and spirituel - there is literally no way we can ever be in error.

So - put that in your corporeal pipe and smoke it. But, when your tiny mind aches too much from trying to comprehend me, give your unevolved self a break...

How could I NOT use this guy LOL? God I miss Mystery Science Theater 3000...

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:57 pm

What the fuck