List of objects you have fucked people with...
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I will let you into a secret a gay friend of mine told me.Grief Reaper wrote:Cookie,how was the carrot?
Sounds awful,because carrots are hard....real hard.
Place a carrot in a cup of oil and microwave. Cant remember exact times, but it comes out warm with a bit of give and ready lubed up.
Gotta love the gays
Well we mostly got drunk at work while the boss had his afternoon off and perved at the passing man candies. Not much in the way of lessons... If I remember any I will post them.Grief Reaper wrote:Oh swoit, i'll have to try it some time.
Thanks
I also want to try maggots.
What else have gays taught you?
They are excellent with advice.
As for maggots I have a total phobia, but I can see it would be an interesting experience.
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so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?cookie wrote:'Fraid not, minges scare meKid-Wicked wrote:i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.cookie wrote:
No you really wouldn't
Its not me being fucked.
And I dont do minge.
if so, then yes i would.
i still wanna see pics.
did every kernel pop?
k.w.
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haha yeh.Kid-Wicked wrote:so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?cookie wrote:'Fraid not, minges scare meKid-Wicked wrote: i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.
if so, then yes i would.
i still wanna see pics.
did every kernel pop?
k.w.
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No popping though...
It was a mini one you use in stir fry, if it makes you feel better?
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actually i'm somewhat disturbed.cookie wrote:haha yeh.Kid-Wicked wrote:so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?cookie wrote: 'Fraid not, minges scare me
i still wanna see pics.
did every kernel pop?
k.w.
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No popping though...
It was a mini one you use in stir fry, if it makes you feel better?
that's a lot of stuff you've stuck up dudes' butts.
k.w.
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Re: List of objects you have fucked people with...
Beer bottle
Whiskey bottle
Carrott
Cucumber
Knife handle
Pestle & mortar
Phone
Energy saving lightbulb
Aubergine
Candle
Icecubes
Icelolly
Chocolate bar
Whiskey bottle
Carrott
Cucumber
Knife handle
Pestle & mortar
Phone
Energy saving lightbulb
Aubergine
Candle
Icecubes
Icelolly
Chocolate bar
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You sound like my kinda man.Rodderz wrote:Pestle & mortar
I had this posted on here a little while ago but I took it down:
Candle
lectern pointer
soap crayon
dildos
rabbit vibrator
churchill sized cigar tube (Cohiba, no cheap fuckers are gonna be breaching this fortress)
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Re: List of objects you have fucked people with...
OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...
PILLSBURY CINNAMON ROLLS WITH ICING! TUBE
500 ML SIMONIZ DIAMOND HARD WAX CONTAINER
ROSEMARY BRAISED LAMB SHANK
70 CL LINDISFARNE MEAD BOTTLE
GIANT ALASKAN SEA CUCUMBER
TWELVE INCH BRONZE REPLICA OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
RICHARD GERE BRAND BURROW MAGIC!™ GERBIL
REED ST. MARK'S OVERSIZED DRUM STICKS FROM THE TO MEGA THERION EUROPEAN TOUR
PILLSBURY CINNAMON ROLLS WITH ICING! TUBE
500 ML SIMONIZ DIAMOND HARD WAX CONTAINER
ROSEMARY BRAISED LAMB SHANK
70 CL LINDISFARNE MEAD BOTTLE
GIANT ALASKAN SEA CUCUMBER
TWELVE INCH BRONZE REPLICA OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
RICHARD GERE BRAND BURROW MAGIC!™ GERBIL
REED ST. MARK'S OVERSIZED DRUM STICKS FROM THE TO MEGA THERION EUROPEAN TOUR
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Re: List of objects you have fucked people with...
dick
fingers
tongue
bananas
umbrella
the wooden spoon my mother used to hit me with
celery
cucumber
fingers
tongue
bananas
umbrella
the wooden spoon my mother used to hit me with
celery
cucumber
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Re: List of objects you have fucked people with...
dom p bottle. im actually looking at it right now. i took class to a new level.
only one worth mentioning.
only one worth mentioning.
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Re: List of objects you have fucked people with...
Everytime, fucking hilarious!ERIC ADAMS wrote:OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...
PILLSBURY CINNAMON ROLLS WITH ICING! TUBE
500 ML SIMONIZ DIAMOND HARD WAX CONTAINER
ROSEMARY BRAISED LAMB SHANK
70 CL LINDISFARNE MEAD BOTTLE
GIANT ALASKAN SEA CUCUMBER
TWELVE INCH BRONZE REPLICA OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
RICHARD GERE BRAND BURROW MAGIC!™ GERBIL
REED ST. MARK'S OVERSIZED DRUM STICKS FROM THE TO MEGA THERION EUROPEAN TOUR