"Totally Trent"...sounds like a new line of hair and body products for balding, Botoxed (c'mon, we all know he's had some, despite the "angry Goth boy" frownies he had left in for effect), bad hairstyled rocka manbois.Dr.Rockso wrote:
Oh yeah GirlUnderwater is totally Trent...
Opening shot: Abercrombie-esque trio of fail standing way too close together, defiant(ish)ly staring into the camera, posed in semi-threatening stances.
They shift their poses - left, right, center. One of them - the guy with the really bad haircut that's too short to be spiked but he tried to spike it anyway, and it just makes his scalp more obvious - reaches into his back pocket and whips out a black and chrome (what else?) bottle, leans his chin down, scowls, pours some product in his hand, and runs it through (what's left of) his hair. The other two guys nod their heads, smile, and gay fake-punch him in the arm and gay fake-slap him on the ass in approval.
"DUDE!" the Billie Joe Armstrong looking one exclaims. "Your hair, dude! It's..." and all finish in unison "'TOTALLY TRENT'!"
Lights dim, leaving our sad trio in silhouette, a voiceover simply repeating the brand name, cuz, well, it's that simple to be that guy you wished you were in middle school, and still wish you are, because he still (sort of) manages to be.
"'Totally Trent'. Serious products. For seriously badass hair and body care. You know you want it."