NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[Love_heals]

Oh yeah GirlUnderwater is totally Trent...

"Totally Trent"...sounds like a new line of hair and body products for balding, Botoxed (c'mon, we all know he's had some, despite the "angry Goth boy" frownies he had left in for effect), bad hairstyled rocka manbois.

Opening shot: Abercrombie-esque trio of fail standing way too close together, defiant(ish)ly staring into the camera, posed in semi-threatening stances.

They shift their poses - left, right, center. One of them - the guy with the really bad haircut that's too short to be spiked but he tried to spike it anyway, and it just makes his scalp more obvious - reaches into his back pocket and whips out a black and chrome (what else?) bottle, leans his chin down, scowls, pours some product in his hand, and runs it through (what's left of) his hair. The other two guys nod their heads, smile, and gay fake-punch him in the arm and gay fake-slap him on the ass in approval.

"DUDE!" the Billie Joe Armstrong looking one exclaims. "Your hair, dude! It's..." and all finish in unison "'TOTALLY TRENT'!"

Lights dim, leaving our sad trio in silhouette, a voiceover simply repeating the brand name, cuz, well, it's that simple to be that guy you wished you were in middle school, and still wish you are, because he still (sort of) manages to be.

"'Totally Trent'. Serious products. For seriously badass hair and body care. You know you want it."

[lolo66]

Thanks girlunderafatGoth!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/04/trent-rez ... ls-doctor/

His ear is plugged because of the incessant whining of Ladyboy.

[lolo66]

Oh yeah GirlUnderwater is totally Trent...

"Totally Trent"...sounds like a new line of hair and body products for balding, Botoxed (c'mon, we all know he's had some, despite the "angry Goth boy" frownies he had left in for effect), bad hairstyled rocka manbois.

Opening shot: Abercrombie-esque trio of fail standing way too close together, defiant(ish)ly staring into the camera, posed in semi-threatening stances.

They shift their poses - left, right, center. One of them - the guy with the really bad haircut that's too short to be spiked but he tried to spike it anyway, and it just makes his scalp more obvious - reaches into his back pocket and whips out a black and chrome (what else?) bottle, leans his chin down, scowls, pours some product in his hand, and runs it through (what's left of) his hair. The other two guys nod their heads, smile, and gay fake-punch him in the arm and gay fake-slap him on the ass in approval.

"DUDE!" the Billie Joe Armstrong looking one exclaims. "Your hair, dude! It's..." and all finish in unison "'TOTALLY TRENT'!"

Lights dim, leaving our sad trio in silhouette, a voiceover simply repeating the brand name, cuz, well, it's that simple to be that guy you wished you were in middle school, and still wish you are, because he still (sort of) manages to be.

"'Totally Trent'. Serious products. For seriously badass hair and body care. You know you want it."

*snort*

[LonelyGirl]

"'Totally Trent'. Serious products. For seriously badass hair and body care. You know you want it. Hooker and cupcakes not included."


it's just a matter of time before trent's star fades even more and he becomes an unremarkable person leading an unremarkable life. i can't justify spending any money on an individual who tells other people how to commit suicide, calls people pigs and prostitutes, and goes after random people on the internet. there are a lot of bands out there who are appreciative of their fans, because they realize their fans are the people who supported them, so i'm spending my money on those people

[Love_heals]

BTB, we can all agree to disagree as to how many parts crazy, possible relapse, actual meltdown (partial or full), influence of random golddigging 'ho, and other ingredients are contained in the recipe for this poisonous Cake of Doom that's been baked up for everyone by Trent, but it isn't just garden variety fuckery. Even by his admittedly cuckoo standards.

Yeah, he's always been about the head games in oh so many ways, but this - this, my friends, is something I wish I'd had the time, foresight, oh and gave enough of a fuck about, to have carefully documented it all from day one.

It'd be a great cautionary tale, if nothing else, but I'm at the point in my life where I no longer hang around very long if someone starts shaping up to be the type who'd need that much cautioning.

New schedule. Nice save. I wonder how long 'til the next one.

[LonelyGirl]

they posted an updated article about the cancellations
http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/04/trent-rez ... ls-doctor/

[dustbunny]

Very interesting.......never even crossed my mind, but you bring up a very good point. Remember how he had the nerve to announce his "final" shows during MJ's memorial service at the beginning of July. He's a trip.......and I put nothing past him. Look at all the fuckery he's pulled just since April.

Go play in traffic GIRLUPMYASS. The TMZ article was lame, very much like yourself.

LOL GIRLUPMYASS! EPIC!

I wonder if TR aka Goth Uncle McFluffy Cancelled his performance because one he's old, tired, dehydrated, and got the sniffles and two because not many people (celebrities) were going to attend his show b/c of MJ's actual burial and DJAM's burial and funeral occurred on the same day/night as his performance.
Especially since DJAM is well known in the area and sadly had a drug problem which caused his death.

[dustbunny]

Oh yeah GirlUnderwater is totally Trent...

"Totally Trent"...sounds like a new line of hair and body products for balding, Botoxed (c'mon, we all know he's had some, despite the "angry Goth boy" frownies he had left in for effect), bad hairstyled rocka manbois.

Opening shot: Abercrombie-esque trio of fail standing way too close together, defiant(ish)ly staring into the camera, posed in semi-threatening stances.

They shift their poses - left, right, center. One of them - the guy with the really bad haircut that's too short to be spiked but he tried to spike it anyway, and it just makes his scalp more obvious - reaches into his back pocket and whips out a black and chrome (what else?) bottle, leans his chin down, scowls, pours some product in his hand, and runs it through (what's left of) his hair. The other two guys nod their heads, smile, and gay fake-punch him in the arm and gay fake-slap him on the ass in approval.

"DUDE!" the Billie Joe Armstrong looking one exclaims. "Your hair, dude! It's..." and all finish in unison "'TOTALLY TRENT'!"

Lights dim, leaving our sad trio in silhouette, a voiceover simply repeating the brand name, cuz, well, it's that simple to be that guy you wished you were in middle school, and still wish you are, because he still (sort of) manages to be.

"'Totally Trent'. Serious products. For seriously badass hair and body care. You know you want it."

LOL! Fucking brilliant! But, you forgot the part where they're in the pool playing with chicks half their ages running their fingers through their hair (like in the Hair Club for men commercial). Except in this case, you'd have to have some buttfucking ugly man-whores play that role saying, "Me rikey you rong hair."

[dustbunny]

THESE QUOTES -
"Marc Jacobs darlings. So cheap, even some of you could afford them. Eat your hearts out loves."

"Photobooth on the Mac flips photos. Sorry girls, wedding is still happening."

"What can I say, ladies? I'm popular and frequently imitated. "

"I enjoy the Ladies of the Sludge even despite the fact that they don't seem to have any facts at all. For a couple of days they thought that mental case with the bad poetry and frantic tweets was carrying on an illicit affair and pregnant. They're fucking gullible. I say that with love."

"Darling, much like many of your other half-baked conspiracy theories, you're wrong. S'ok. It's almost endearing, how off you ladies are, again and again and again. I'm sure someone will check the IP addys and we'll get another "oops", but no offense taken and no apology needed."

"I say you should stop filtering, love. Go back to those rambling, unending screeds. You remember those. Fifteen uninterrupted paragraphs of garbage in six different colors without so much as a line break between them. Everyone here was enjoying those so very much."

When women want to insult, they go straight for the throat.
When MEN want to insult, they try to inflict damage by attacking women's femininity.

The words highlighted here have been used very deliberately in an attempt to belittle, demean, disparage and display HIS contempt.

Don't think these tactics are going to work here tho'... you lot don't seem easily scared...

The smart money seems to be on a trip to re-hab in the next six months.
This will be followed by media interviews dismissing everything that happened as unfortunate and regrettable.
Followed by going back to the day job & releasing under the name Trent Reznor, instead of NIN.

For a 12 stepper, he seems oblivious to humility. Maybe he missed a step?

Damn, good observation! I'm not convinced it's Trent but hell, anything's possible in this fuckery. Could also be one of Trent's employees.

[bronzecookie81]

Ok, who has the inner strength to watch this and NOT throw the fuck up?? All of his sheep need to do a mass suicide......I swear. THESE are the mutherfuckers Trent needs to be afraid of.....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-eUNdbUxNk

[Love_heals]

O come on bc81 u no u luv that vid n I bet TR n MQ r watchin it over n over, u r such a sinik. U r jealous 2 u shud wish those 2 luvbirds all the best, k? TR n MQ I hope u have luv n lite 4 ever n that u make 1000 lil genius rezbabies. smoochies n rainboes 2 u.






(heh)

[bronzecookie81]

LMAO
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Hilarious!! The only thing missing is that retarded ass pager code DirtyQueen was using.........

Girl.....you are a riot. No really, you are hilarious. I've been on the floor laughing at your shit since you first appeared.

O come on bc81 u no u luv that vid n I bet TR n MQ r watchin it over n over, u r such a sinik. U r jealous 2 u shud wish those 2 luvbirds all the best, k? TR n MQ I hope u have luv n lite 4 ever n that u make 1000 lil genius rezbabies. smoochies n rainboes 2 u.






(heh)

[misanthropia]

Okay- I've had kind of a bad day and needed to giggle. This is what I imagine it might sound like when Fluffy and Manqueen put their tambourines together- I present to you:

Mr. & Mrs. Self-Destruct, by Nine Inch Failed

Trent:

I put the cupcakes in your hand
('cuz I control you)
I got you kicked out of your band
('cuz I control you)
Don't want the sex that you provide
('cuz I abhor you)
I see your face, I try to hide
('cuz I abhor you)

Brett takes you where you want to go!
Then you blow him, 'cuz you're a 'ho!
Look like a drag queen, all used up
And now you'll make me self-destruct


Q:

I blast your business loud and clear
(give me your AMEX)
Then just get high and drink your beer
(give me your AMEX)
You think it's love, you're so naive
(give me your AMEX)
Just buy me shoes and a new weave
(give me your AMEX)

I tuck it when you want to be down-low!
Then call F-10 as soon as you go!
I tweet the world each time you want to fuck
Get rid of me, old man? Good luck!


You let me do this to you
(I am an asshole)
You let me do this to you
(I am an asshole)


The Big Fuckin' Titty Committee:

We are the fans you can't sustain
We did what you said, we had no brain
We are the heffers from which you run
Still bought your CDs, every one

Master, just tell us where to go!
You have all we need to know!
We'll line up in alleys, sleep in the rain
Pay $1K to ride your crazy train

Citrine? Or anyone else- feel free to work your magic with this, it's just a quick first draft...

[Love_heals]

LMAO
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Hilarious!! The only thing missing is that retarded ass pager code DirtyQueen was using.........

Girl.....you are a riot. No really, you are hilarious. I've been on the floor laughing at your shit since you first appeared.

O come on bc81 u no u luv that vid n I bet TR n MQ r watchin it over n over, u r such a sinik. U r jealous 2 u shud wish those 2 luvbirds all the best, k? TR n MQ I hope u have luv n lite 4 ever n that u make 1000 lil genius rezbabies. smoochies n rainboes 2 u.





(heh)

Thanks, cookie, I'm glad you've enjoyed my contributions thus far.

I'll inevitably make a bunch of lameass posts, you do realize that.

[xelectricbloomx]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is brilliant!

Okay- I've had kind of a bad day and needed to giggle. This is what I imagine it might sound like when Fluffy and Manqueen put their tambourines together- I present to you:

Mr. & Mrs. Self-Destruct, by Nine Inch Failed

Trent:

I put the cupcakes in your hand
('cuz I control you)
I got you kicked out of your band
('cuz I control you)
Don't want the sex that you provide
('cuz I abhor you)
I see your face, I try to hide
('cuz I abhor you)

Brett takes you where you want to go!
Then you blow him, 'cuz you're a 'ho!
Look like a drag queen, all used up
And now you'll make me self-destruct


Q:

I blast your business loud and clear
(give me your AMEX)
Then just get high and drink your beer
(give me your AMEX)
You think it's love, you're so naive
(give me your AMEX)
Just buy me shoes and a new weave
(give me your AMEX)

I tuck it when you want to be down-low!
Then call F-10 as soon as you go!
I tweet the world each time you want to fuck
Get rid of me, old man? Good luck!


You let me do this to you
(I am an asshole)
You let me do this to you
(I am an asshole)


The Big Fuckin' Titty Committee:

We are the fans you can't sustain
We did what you said, we had no brain
We are the heffers from which you run
Still bought your CDs, every one

Master, just tell us where to go!
You have all we need to know!
We'll line up in alleys, sleep in the rain
Pay $1K to ride your crazy train

Citrine? Or anyone else- feel free to work your magic with this, it's just a quick first draft...

[saphron]

N/M...this website/thread used to be a place where a former NIN fan could express their disappointment of the actions of the past few months, but lately it's become just as bad as nin.com. if you don't agree with the "cool kids" on here, a-flaming you shall get. sorry. some of the "conspiracies" that have been deduced are too crazy for words.

[LonelyGirl]

Ok, who has the inner strength to watch this and NOT throw the fuck up?? All of his sheep need to do a mass suicide......I swear. THESE are the mutherfuckers Trent needs to be afraid of.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-eUNdbUxNk

lockedown on the description of this video said that they had to leave twitter because of a few bad people, like they were run off twitter. no, more like they are wusses who left twitter, he's the @twitcoward. they could have both taken the high road and ignored the fans they didn't like, which is what celebrities who are a million times bigger than they did. instead he acted just as bad as the people he was criticizing by calling people prostitutes, pigs, and how to commit suicide. you know how he insulted chris cornell? i'm almost embarrassed to say i ever listened to his band.he should wave goodbye already
he can go play with his ear. it's most likely karma for how he's treated his fans and fellow artists.

[bronzecookie81]

Where's this coming from Saph? I don't understand...
From where I stand, all we've been doing is expressing our annoyances and disappointments in this circus.

N/M...this website/thread used to be a place where a former NIN fan could express their disappointment of the actions of the past few months, but lately it's become just as bad as nin.com. if you don't agree with the "cool kids" on here, a-flaming you shall get. sorry. some of the "conspiracies" that have been deduced are too crazy for words.

[BaGawker2.0]

N/M...this website/thread used to be a place where a former NIN fan could express their disappointment of the actions of the past few months, but lately it's become just as bad as nin.com. if you don't agree with the "cool kids" on here, a-flaming you shall get. sorry. some of the "conspiracies" that have been deduced are too crazy for words.

EDIT your right bronze cookie we basically are just going back and forth

it is becoming a little NO YOU! no YOU! in here though. Some of these theories like the getting back at some ex flame theory , canceling to generate press cause people are at MJ memorial/the bar/talking to ian curtis is bullshit .

Trent is just stupid plain and fucking simple, and was trying to generate some publicity/sales while he SLOWLY PAINFULLY SLOWLY "claims" his tour retirement. A bullshit engagement to a "I cant even make it to the magazine, I just get shown on the site" playboy twat with a big mouth and even bigger hole in her head, blew up his whole mystery shit so now he is sitting in the corner with his fingers in his ears going NONONONO. Has he fallen off the wagon? Sure as hell could have. Cause name me one other famous person who has purposefully shit on the fuckers who made him rich and shoved his foot farther down his throat.

This is gonna end either with a trip to rehab or a 50/50 divorce settlement or for shits and giggles for us HOPEFULLY BOTH!.

But of course GIRLUNDERWATER will continue to enlighten us with continous statements that their proposal and dating life has been nothing but normal and mundane, and that they are super dee duper together.

Hopefully trent makes another hurt 2 like metallicas (unforgiven ,3) and then tells the abnormal fans how much to take for a successful OD

LMAO sonnet over.

[LonelyGirl]

new trent post on nin.com "Ahh... my first browsing around online and I find this wonderful thread.
I'm sick, I can't help it. It happens.

i won't even comment on this one LOL he really has a way with words

[bronzecookie81]

I see what you're saying and I agree with what you're saying his reasons were, however, in all fairness, I don't really understand exactly what you and Saphron want to be said in the thread. I mean, everything is a theory we have ever discussed damn near......as this is a big circus and everyone is just watching this fuckery circus. It's a thread and opinions will be bounced around and go back and forth. I also don't think the theories have been that ridiculous, seeing that this whole fucking thing is ridiculous and everything he does seems to be done methodically to incite a reaction.....how can it get any damn stranger??

EDIT your right bronze cookie we basically are just going back and forth

it is becoming a little NO YOU! no YOU! in here though. Some of these theories like the getting back at some ex flame theory , canceling to generate press cause people are at MJ memorial/the bar/talking to ian curtis is bullshit .

Trent is just stupid plain and fucking simple, and was trying to generate some publicity/sales while he SLOWLY PAINFULLY SLOWLY "claims" his tour retirement. A bullshit engagement to a "I cant even make it to the magazine, I just get shown on the site" playboy twat with a big mouth and even bigger hole in her head, blew up his whole mystery shit so now he is sitting in the corner with his fingers in his ears going NONONONO. Has he fallen off the wagon? Sure as hell could have. Cause name me one other famous person who has purposefully shit on the fuckers who made him rich and shoved his foot farther down his throat.

This is gonna end either with a trip to rehab or a 50/50 divorce settlement or for shits and giggles for us HOPEFULLY BOTH!.

But of course GIRLUNDERWATER will continue to enlighten us with continous statements that their proposal and dating life has been nothing but normal and mundane, and that they are super dee duper together.

Hopefully trent makes another hurt 2 like metallicas (unforgiven ,3) and then tells the abnormal fans how much to take for a successful OD

LMAO sonnet over.

[saphron]

bronzecookie81- i personally feel like this thread has lost a lot of its humor and has turned into nin.com v2.0 i came to this website because it seemed like a meeting place for disappointed NIN fans that wanted to express their disappointment without being censored or labeled as being "teh jealous" of the fiancee. bitching about Mariqueen has never been my thing. #1: i don't care who he marries because it ain't me; and as someone said, like attracts like and Karma gets you in the end.

it's one thing to express annoyance and another to come up with some crazy outlandish theories and be pissed when someone disagrees with the majority. not pointing you out specifically, but there has been a lot of that lately. you have to admit some of the shit said on here is too fucking crazy for words. as BaGawker 2.0 said...canceling his shows to compete with Michael Jackson's funeral?? i was at the Palladium show and his ass was sick plain and simple. that happens when there is a flu pandemic and you've been touring the globe for almost two years straight. shit, my ass is sick and i was just in the building.

plus, i remember people being up in arms when he called females "plump and unattractive" yet that is the FIRST insult that is thrown out around here as soon as someone says something the majority doesn't like.

[BaGawker2.0]

I wasn't dictating what was to be said here what I meant was your right this thing is really strange but I was referring too albeit badly, the recent theories of him canceling shows to try and garner attention away from the MJ memorial, DJ AM etc. Or getting back at an ex just seem a tad silly. But hell everything else is fair game.

I see what you're saying and I agree with what you're saying his reasons were, however, in all fairness, I don't really understand exactly what you and Saphron want to be said in the thread. I mean, everything is a theory we have ever discussed damn near......as this is a big circus and everyone is just watching this fuckery circus. It's a thread and opinions will be bounced around and go back and forth. I also don't think the theories have been that ridiculous, seeing that this whole fucking thing is ridiculous and everything he does seems to be done methodically to incite a reaction.....how can it get any damn stranger??

EDIT your right bronze cookie we basically are just going back and forth

it is becoming a little NO YOU! no YOU! in here though. Some of these theories like the getting back at some ex flame theory , canceling to generate press cause people are at MJ memorial/the bar/talking to ian curtis is bullshit .

Trent is just stupid plain and fucking simple, and was trying to generate some publicity/sales while he SLOWLY PAINFULLY SLOWLY "claims" his tour retirement. A bullshit engagement to a "I cant even make it to the magazine, I just get shown on the site" playboy twat with a big mouth and even bigger hole in her head, blew up his whole mystery shit so now he is sitting in the corner with his fingers in his ears going NONONONO. Has he fallen off the wagon? Sure as hell could have. Cause name me one other famous person who has purposefully shit on the fuckers who made him rich and shoved his foot farther down his throat.

This is gonna end either with a trip to rehab or a 50/50 divorce settlement or for shits and giggles for us HOPEFULLY BOTH!.

But of course GIRLUNDERWATER will continue to enlighten us with continous statements that their proposal and dating life has been nothing but normal and mundane, and that they are super dee duper together.

Hopefully trent makes another hurt 2 like metallicas (unforgiven ,3) and then tells the abnormal fans how much to take for a successful OD

LMAO sonnet over.

[Crystal_sphere]

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[Love_heals]

Gee, silly me, I completely read those MJ and DJ AM references as JOKES, plain and simple.

I can't fathom that anyone would seriously claim untimely deaths and subsequent memorials as possible reasons for TR to dream up an excuse to cancel shows.

There's a lot of poking fun at him here, yes, BECAUSE HE IS MOCKWORTHY! Based on what I'm sure is a very small percentage of downright ugly commentary made by him and the Q - since I don't waste my time reading Twitter/Facebook/MySpace and the two cult boards, so I was getting the nastiness second and third hand - I'd say mocking is the least they deserve for showing themselves as petty, superficial, hateful, and every other descriptor for someone who is just not a nice individual or even marginally good person. Yeah, that's judgmental, but they put it right out there and were damn proud of it, too.

Theories abound when public figures come out of left field with shit that has no earthly explanation short of some sort of mental or personality problem. If some guy was walking down the street mumbling the same crap TR has been stating publicly in the past 5-6 months, the psych team would be hauling his ass away to a 72-hour hold somewhere. If some bitch was spewing the garbage the Q is spewing, to people's faces and not in the ultimate cowardice she displays, safe behind some electronic device, she'd get her face punched in.

I don't get how such a huge percentage of people who can manage to turn on a computer and access the interwebs are too stupid to know that everyone and their dog can read what they post. What, do they think "public" means "only the 10 people I'd say this to sitting in a Starbuck's"?

For fuck's sake.

I'd love to wake up tomorrow and find that this was just a very elaborate, vivid nightmare, instead of it getting even more mindbendingly bad; alas, I know that won't be the case.

[Love_heals]

For the record, I give zero thought to any of this IRL. My visits to this thread (and links posted in it), and the occasional conversation with a couple of friends who are also wondering in what alternate universe TR has landed, are the only playtime I devote to the ongoing drama.

Why it's compelling enough for me to give up even this much time for it is the question...it kinda worries me, actually...maybe I need something else to be alarmed by now that Cheney and Rove aren't speeding us toward Armageddon. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket!

[xelectricbloomx]

There are only so many times you can say the same thing over and over.

I expressed my horror/disgust/shock at Trent's recent antics from the perspective of a sane, rational long-time fan in the old thread. But I'm not going to keep riffing on the same theme ad infinitum.

Now I'm just here for the lols - and to keep track of any updates, of course.

[Violet Black]

A plugged ear = that's what happen when Fat Wayne turned his head to avoid manqueen from squirting him in the eye. Hey you picked her... NOW swallow it like a man.


I see a lot of ear, nose and throat problems in his future.

[Wikkedsyn]

I dont know if anyone posted this or not

9.4.09: NEW FAREWELL SCHEDULE

** The Wiltern show scheduled for Saturday Sept 5th is now happening on Thursday Sept 10th - this is now the final show **

Hello all-

Sorry about the hassles with the show not happening last night and tomorrow's rescheduling. If it would have been possible to pull these off, I would have. Anyway, here's the new plan. I appreciate your patience and understanding - we're attempting to make sure that everyone has the best experience possible and we're at full power.

NEW FAREWELL SCHEDULE FOR LOS ANGELES:

9/6 Echoplex (unchanged)

9/8 Henry Fonda (rescheduled date)

9/10 The Wiltern (rescheduled date)

Once again, sorry for any inconvenience. Full refunds are available for those unable to switch things around. For refunds, please contact
[email protected].

Trent

Makes me wonder if they people he wants for a "surprise guest" probably feel through and hes scrabbling around to work around their schedule or finding another "surprise".

I was flipping around channels last night, and yet again, they have MJ coverage.. When they announced it was "the final goodbye/final laid to rest". all I could think of, was NIN's wave goodbye.
Jesus, I swear, these two will never just fade away.. If we are not hearing about MJ's final goodbye, we are hearing about Fluffy's final goodbye.
I wonder if Trent just keeps doing this to compete with Jackson? After all, he has stolen Jackson's "this is it" before??

I'm sure his surprise guest is Queef coming up on stage, grabbing a mic and screaming like a banshee. Oh boy.. people run out and buy tickets for that!

[Wikkedsyn]

Thanks girlunderafatGoth!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/04/trent-rez ... ls-doctor/

His ear is plugged because of the incessant whining of Ladyboy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH