I give you The NINble
In the beginning God created synths and Twitter. Now the earth was formless and silent, darkness was over the interwebs, and the Spirit of Rock and Roll was hovering over the waters.
And God said, "Let there be light" and a lightning bolt shot out of his ass. God saw that the light was good and he separated the light from the darkness. The God of Rock and Roll called the light NIN.com and the darkness he called Metal Sludge.And there was evening and there was NIN.com, and God said "Good Fuckin Enough"-the first day.
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So God created man in his image by shooting more lightning from his ass.....or rather, something went very very awry, so he named it Trent. God then puffed on his magic ladybug shaped bong and said to Trent, "Be fruitful with a Thai Lady Boy and increase your freakishly Hobbit looking spawn in great numbers: fill the earth with crazy plump spandex wearing fangirls and subdue them by being a mean poopy pants. Steal steal steal and lie lie lie. Make scary sounding sounds on metal doohicky things called geee-tars, Tweet much, Live Long and Prosper, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, etc, amen."
By the second day (because he's god, he doesn't need 7 days) God had finished spurting lightning bolts out his ass, so the second day he had a chimichanga and rested from all his work. God blessed The second day and his lightning bolt man thing named Trent and made it holier than thou.
