NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[citrinecastle]

Since the topic of thievery popped up, perhaps he'll 'kindasortamaybe steal' the most well known book of all time and have a go at rearranging THAT.

I give you The NINble


In the beginning God created synths and Twitter. Now the earth was formless and silent, darkness was over the interwebs, and the Spirit of Rock and Roll was hovering over the waters.

And God said, "Let there be light" and a lightning bolt shot out of his ass. God saw that the light was good and he separated the light from the darkness. The God of Rock and Roll called the light NIN.com and the darkness he called Metal Sludge.And there was evening and there was NIN.com, and God said "Good Fuckin Enough"-the first day.

(skip a whole bunch of verses)

So God created man in his image by shooting more lightning from his ass.....or rather, something went very very awry, so he named it Trent. God then puffed on his magic ladybug shaped bong and said to Trent, "Be fruitful with a Thai Lady Boy and increase your freakishly Hobbit looking spawn in great numbers: fill the earth with crazy plump spandex wearing fangirls and subdue them by being a mean poopy pants. Steal steal steal and lie lie lie. Make scary sounding sounds on metal doohicky things called geee-tars, Tweet much, Live Long and Prosper, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, etc, amen."

By the second day (because he's god, he doesn't need 7 days) God had finished spurting lightning bolts out his ass, so the second day he had a chimichanga and rested from all his work. God blessed The second day and his lightning bolt man thing named Trent and made it holier than thou.

[BaGawker2.0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDKkRSUr ... tube_gdata


Lmao such a good NIN song

heeheehee click on it.

[amouthfulofsin220]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDKkRSUr ... tube_gdata


Lmao such a good NIN song

heeheehee click on it.

I love Down In It!...er, I mean Dig it. Apparently, he didn't process that one as much as some of the others.

Anyways, I'm no one's apologist. I call it like I see it, and sometimes we see things differently.

I see the similarities between some of his songs and other artists' songs. What I meant by "homage" was basically "carbon copy with newer equipment" - unless it was planned as a cry for Bowie's attention, it was a shameless rip off.

Although I can't really hear any serious similarities between the songs I posted and the NIN songs that band says are based on them, (except the one that they said he modeled MOTP on, the framework is very similar) I'm not a studio tech or a serious musician, so it's open to interpretation.

My question is this: If his most successful music was ripped off from other artists and therefore he has no inborn talent, why do many people find his music sub par now, and not then? Do you think it was the "pretty shrink wrap", or what?

Example: Britney's big now, but just as soon as she turns 35, I doubt people are going to be as enthusiastic about her over processed cheese as they are now, when she's still kinda hot.

[dustbunny]

Since the topic of thievery popped up, perhaps he'll 'kindasortamaybe steal' the most well known book of all time and have a go at rearranging THAT.

I give you The NINble


In the beginning God created synths and Twitter. Now the earth was formless and silent, darkness was over the interwebs, and the Spirit of Rock and Roll was hovering over the waters.

And God said, "Let there be light" and a lightning bolt shot out of his ass. God saw that the light was good and he separated the light from the darkness. The God of Rock and Roll called the light NIN.com and the darkness he called Metal Sludge.And there was evening and there was NIN.com, and God said "Good Fuckin Enough"-the first day.

(skip a whole bunch of verses)

So God created man in his image by shooting more lightning from his ass.....or rather, something went very very awry, so he named it Trent. God then puffed on his magic ladybug shaped bong and said to Trent, "Be fruitful with a Thai Lady Boy and increase your freakishly Hobbit looking spawn in great numbers: fill the earth with crazy plump spandex wearing fangirls and subdue them by being a mean poopy pants. Steal steal steal and lie lie lie. Make scary sounding sounds on metal doohicky things called geee-tars, Tweet much, Live Long and Prosper, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, etc, amen."

By the second day (because he's god, he doesn't need 7 days) God had finished spurting lightning bolts out his ass, so the second day he had a chimichanga and rested from all his work. God blessed The second day and his lightning bolt man thing named Trent and made it holier than thou.

"Be fruitful with a Thai Lady Boy" BWAAAH!

[EvilNTent]

[quote="amouthfulofsin220"]Anyways, I'm [i]no one's[/i] apologist. I call it like I see it, and sometimes we see things differently.

I see the similarities between some of his songs and other artists' songs. What I meant by "homage" was basically "carbon copy with newer equipment" - unless it was [i]planned[/i] as a cry for Bowie's attention, it was a shameless rip off.[/quote]



Actually....most of what I posted was not directed at you. As I say, I've been listening to the "Warm Place" argument for years. Long before you came along.

I never said he wasn't talented & I never said that all of his music was sub par. The newer stuff is. He's been riding on his name & reputation for years. If he'd released a lot of this crap as a new artist now, he would be back in Mercer playing "We've Only Just Begun" for weddings.

He isn't growing like most people do as they get older. It's been 20 years & he's STILL whining about the same old shit. His decay. He's falling apart. He's falling to pieces, blah blah blah (yawn). Year Zero was interesting to me only because it's the only thing he's done that wasn't all about the same old shit. Look at his lyrics throughout his career. Look at the massive repetition going on there. He NEVER talks about anything else except his self loathing. It's old. It's dull. And I don't give a shit if he decays. He literally does not have anything else to say. He's nothing to look at anymore so couple that with the same shit, different day songs & there you have it. Old miserable farts who whine & complain all the time don't sell albums.

After all, depression & self loathing are so 1990's.

[vladtepes]

LMFAO!!! You never let me down!! I needed that!!

Since the topic of thievery popped up, perhaps he'll 'kindasortamaybe steal' the most well known book of all time and have a go at rearranging THAT.

I give you The NINble


In the beginning God created synths and Twitter. Now the earth was formless and silent, darkness was over the interwebs, and the Spirit of Rock and Roll was hovering over the waters.

And God said, "Let there be light" and a lightning bolt shot out of his ass. God saw that the light was good and he separated the light from the darkness. The God of Rock and Roll called the light NIN.com and the darkness he called Metal Sludge.And there was evening and there was NIN.com, and God said "Good Fuckin Enough"-the first day.

(skip a whole bunch of verses)

So God created man in his image by shooting more lightning from his ass.....or rather, something went very very awry, so he named it Trent. God then puffed on his magic ladybug shaped bong and said to Trent, "Be fruitful with a Thai Lady Boy and increase your freakishly Hobbit looking spawn in great numbers: fill the earth with crazy plump spandex wearing fangirls and subdue them by being a mean poopy pants. Steal steal steal and lie lie lie. Make scary sounding sounds on metal doohicky things called geee-tars, Tweet much, Live Long and Prosper, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, etc, amen."

By the second day (because he's god, he doesn't need 7 days) God had finished spurting lightning bolts out his ass, so the second day he had a chimichanga and rested from all his work. God blessed The second day and his lightning bolt man thing named Trent and made it holier than thou.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Anyways, I'm no one's apologist. I call it like I see it, and sometimes we see things differently.

I see the similarities between some of his songs and other artists' songs. What I meant by "homage" was basically "carbon copy with newer equipment" - unless it was planned as a cry for Bowie's attention, it was a shameless rip off.

Actually....most of what I posted was not directed at you. As I say, I've been listening to the "Warm Place" argument for years. Long before you came along.

I never said he wasn't talented & I never said that all of his music was sub par. The newer stuff is. He's been riding on his name & reputation for years. If he'd released a lot of this crap as a new artist now, he would be back in Mercer playing "We've Only Just Begun" for weddings.

Agreed.

He isn't growing like most people do as they get older. It's been 20 years & he's STILL whining about the same old shit. His decay. He's falling apart. He's falling to pieces, blah blah blah (yawn). Year Zero was interesting to me only because it's the only thing he's done that wasn't all about the same old shit. Look at his lyrics throughout his career. Look at the massive repetition going on there. He NEVER talks about anything else except his self loathing. It's old. It's dull. And I don't give a shit if he decays. He literally does not have anything else to say. He's nothing to look at anymore so couple that with the same shit, different day songs & there you have it. Old miserable farts who whine & complain all the time don't sell albums.

After all, depression & self loathing are so 1990's.

I also think some of his newer music is not at the level of his previous efforts - I still think The Fragile is absolutely amazing and thus far, his magnum opus - and I wonder whether it has anything to do with the fact that he's not getting his ass rubbed, powdered and diapered by a record company anymore, but that's another subject entirely.

Self-loathing/depression don't have an age limit, but I guess he's really pushing the envelope in that category LOL. To be fair, the events of this summer prove that he wasn't bullshitting his public entirely, Evil. Did you think he would ever expose himself like this 15 years ago?

There will always be a small faction of people who are rebelling against the Paxil generation and will "get" what he's singing about. Even if he himself was full of shit and the poetry truly didn't come from within him, someone is really feeling those feelings and will identify with it, no matter how sophomoric or derivative some may find it.

You say he should try another song and dance...I partially agree with you, but I might collapse a lung laughing if he covers "I'm Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves, or wants to become the next soft rock crooner, a la Michael Bolton.

Time will tell.

[Orionslavegirl1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDKkRSUr ... tube_gdata


Lmao such a good NIN song

heeheehee click on it.

HOLY SHIT LMAO

[citrinecastle]

Oh holy shit!

Here he goes again! Stealing his munchkin little britches off! LMAO! Thanks for the link!

I wonder what the stinky little turd is up to now. Not much info other than the book remark which I will have much fun with.

Whatever happened to the most remarkable woman in the world ? Is she buried in a coffin in the basement or does he have her holed up in some sort of Finishing School For Talentless Skanks somewhere? Or is she depressed and in hiding from a sham marriage and boohooing to her family? Or more likely, she's taking her shush money and getting herself self boobs via the Nyke Fund.

Happy couple indeed. And a book....that still cracks me up.

Where'd she GO?

That's what I'd like to ponder.

Where'd the Q Gone To? Timbucktu? Peru?(same bloody difference, but what have you) Did she go with a Ewe? Or with an owl with a pretty coo? Did she go there in a mardi gras float? Did she go there with her tummy in a bloat?

Ok. I've had too many damn drinks.

But where the hell IS she?

[EvilNTent]

[quote="amouthfulofsin220"]I also think some of his newer music is not at the level of his previous efforts - I still think The Fragile is absolutely amazing and thus far, his [i]magnum opus[/i] - and I wonder whether it has anything to do with the fact that he's not getting his ass rubbed, powdered and diapered by a record company anymore, but that's another subject entirely.

Self-loathing/depression don't have an age limit, but I guess he's really pushing the envelope in that category LOL. To be fair, the events of this summer prove that he wasn't bullshitting his public entirely, Evil. Did you think he would ever expose himself like this 15 years ago?

There will always be a small faction of people who are rebelling against the Paxil generation and will "get" what he's singing about. Even if he himself was full of shit and the poetry truly didn't come from within him, someone is really feeling those feelings and will identify with it, no matter how sophomoric or derivative some may find it.[/quote]




At this point in time & after all these years, the depression, self loathing & decaying are little more than a cynical marketing gimmick. I'm not saying he doesn't suffer these things. But he's certainly beating this dead horse to it's second death. 20 years of decaying? That fucking corpse is beyond being a skeleton. Move on, Reznoid.

Yes, I knew he'd expose himself like this at some point. I've said this all along. There has ALWAYS been PR people. The amount of control the PR people had was minimal at best. It was always just a matter of time before he opened his dumbass mouth once too often. It was just icing on the cake for me that he opened it to this extent & laid it out for all of the plump middle aged fangirls who love him just how much contempt he REALLY had for them. I've been laughing my ass off for months.

The Fragile should have been a single album. Way too much pretentious filler there. Keep in mind that he was telling the press that he felt like he was expected to "save music" at the time which only set him up for a bigger fall. The fact it was a double album probably had as much to do with marketing as anything else. Double albums count twice for sales figures. Without the second album, I doubt if it would have gone gold.

Citrine, I love you. You are brilliantly snarky & you make me laugh.

As for the whereabouts of Mrs. Reznor, I would imagine she's repenting in leisure after marrying in haste, don't you?

[BaGawker2.0]

I bet he regrets every second since he got away from interscope. Or they got away from him

[amouthfulofsin220]

At this point in time & after all these years, the depression, self loathing & decaying are little more than a cynical marketing gimmick. I'm not saying he doesn't suffer these things. But he's certainly beating this dead horse to it's second death. 20 years of decaying? That fucking corpse is beyond being a skeleton. Move on, Reznoid.

Yes, I knew he'd expose himself like this at some point. I've said this all along. There has ALWAYS been PR people. The amount of control the PR people had was minimal at best. It was always just a matter of time before he opened his dumbass mouth once too often. It was just icing on the cake for me that he opened it to this extent & laid it out for all of the plump middle aged fangirls who love him just how much contempt he REALLY had for them. I've been laughing my ass off for months.

The Fragile should have been a single album. Way too much pretentious filler there. Keep in mind that he was telling the press that he felt like he was expected to "save music" at the time which only set him up for a bigger fall. The fact it was a double album probably had as much to do with marketing as anything else. Double albums count twice for sales figures. Without the second album, I doubt if it would have gone gold.

As for the whereabouts of Mrs. Reznor, I would imagine she's repenting in leisure after marrying in haste, don't you?

Like my grandma always used to tell me, if you're bending over to please someone else, no matter how much you care, you gotta straighten up sometime...it was his time to let that douche flag fly, and it might work for him, since people like douches to hate in the industry, it gives them something to talk about. It's a mad mad world.

I've heard the "saving music" comment before and thought it was mighty pretentious, but what I understood from the interview is that someone else, perhaps an over zealous journalist, wrote that and he was filled with chagrin at the immense responsibility of saving a genre he didn't even like...but I could've interpreted it wrong - you've been an observer much longer than me.

Double album or not, much good did it do him - it sunk like a stone on the Billboard charts.

[bronzecookie81]

How many times are you going to quit Twitter, only to reappear because each time you do, it becomes news??? If I see that headline on Twitter again, or any of my entertainment outlets this morning again I"m gonna slap somebody.

[Orionslavegirl1]

Oh holy shit!

Here he goes again! Stealing his munchkin little britches off! LMAO! Thanks for the link!

I wonder what the stinky little turd is up to now. Not much info other than the book remark which I will have much fun with.

Whatever happened to the most remarkable woman in the world ? Is she buried in a coffin in the basement or does he have her holed up in some sort of Finishing School For Talentless Skanks somewhere? Or is she depressed and in hiding from a sham marriage and boohooing to her family? Or more likely, she's taking her shush money and getting herself self boobs via the Nyke Fund.

Happy couple indeed. And a book....that still cracks me up.

Where'd she GO?

That's what I'd like to ponder.

Where'd the Q Gone To? Timbucktu? Peru?(same bloody difference, but what have you) Did she go with a Ewe? Or with an owl with a pretty coo? Did she go there in a mardi gras float? Did she go there with her tummy in a bloat?

Ok. I've had too many damn drinks.

But where the hell IS she?

NICE XD

[Wikkedsyn]

How many times are you going to quit Twitter, only to reappear because each time you do, it becomes news??? If I see that headline on Twitter again, or any of my entertainment outlets this morning again I"m gonna slap somebody.

He reminds me of the Boy who cried Wolf! After awhile, no one will even care to listen to him.

[amouthfulofsin220]

How many times are you going to quit Twitter, only to reappear because each time you do, it becomes news??? If I see that headline on Twitter again, or any of my entertainment outlets this morning again I"m gonna slap somebody.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/i ... l-in-2010/

http://www.spin.com/articles/trent-rezn ... erial-2010

He's getting a lot of attention for some innocuous little comments. Mission accomplished, I guess...his genius knows no bounds.

If he annihilated his image and fake married the Q to boost tour sales, I wonder what he's gonna pull out of a hat when the new music comes out...


Are you not entertained?!?

[citrinecastle]

How many times are you going to quit Twitter, only to reappear because each time you do, it becomes news??? If I see that headline on Twitter again, or any of my entertainment outlets this morning again I"m gonna slap somebody.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/i ... l-in-2010/

http://www.spin.com/articles/trent-rezn ... erial-2010

He's getting a lot of attention for some innocuous little comments. Mission accomplished, I guess...his genius knows no bounds.

If he annihilated his image and fake married the Q to boost tour sales, I wonder what he's gonna pull out of a hat when the new music comes out...


Are you not entertained?!?

2010 has a number of things planned including new material from Nine Inch Nails and something else that isn’t Nine Inch Nails,” Reznor wrote.

Great. Here it comes; 'Dying Dolphin Calls' by Q-Rez

[bronzecookie81]

Seriously. This is why he pops back up, just for new press. Just to see his Google Alert go off. When are the reporters gonna stop using it is a filler. It's not interesting and never was. Who pops in and out of a social network like a Jack N the Box? Goth Uncle, that's who.

I think all of that crap this year was really in preparation for this new bullshit coming as well as tricking the fans into "last shows" back in August and September. I know I don't want to hear any of it. Gary Numan isn't hot, and neither is Goth Fonz. My head is hurting from the noise already. Filamina, tell your play husband NO. The stupid riddles are old, and only his devoted sheep care to play.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/i ... l-in-2010/

http://www.spin.com/articles/trent-rezn ... erial-2010

He's getting a lot of attention for some innocuous little comments. Mission accomplished, I guess...his genius knows no bounds.

If he annihilated his image and fake married the Q to boost tour sales, I wonder what he's gonna pull out of a hat when the new music comes out...


Are you not entertained?!?

[chickenona]

I never got the whole Reznor thing myself, although "Closer" was a hit with the gays in the S & M scene.

Personally, I liked his looks in the "Perfect Drug" video. If you've ever wondered what would happen if Frank Zappa assraped Lord Byron - ta da.

[citrinecastle]

At least Reznor's gone for an adult mature woman to marry, not young girls like Manson and Twiggy.

Drop the mature part.......then you're quasi correct.

[amouthfulofsin220]

I never got the whole Reznor thing myself, although "Closer" was a hit with the gays in the S & M scene.

Personally, I liked his looks in the "Perfect Drug" video. If you've ever wondered what would happen if Frank Zappa assraped Lord Byron - ta da.

I heart you, Chicke. Hard.

LMAO

BWHAHAHAHAHAH! is this quote from the ninfanblogs
"He's getting a lot of attention for some innocuous little comments. Mission accomplished, I guess...his genius knows no bounds."

Everyone sees right through your transplant ass self.

*snickering in a corner*

It was me!!

It's my comment, leatherette. Apparently sarcasm really doesn't translate well on the 'net. I added an eye rolling emoticon...does that make it all better?

[dustbunny]

Oh holy shit!

Here he goes again! Stealing his munchkin little britches off! LMAO! Thanks for the link!

I wonder what the stinky little turd is up to now. Not much info other than the book remark which I will have much fun with.

Whatever happened to the most remarkable woman in the world ? Is she buried in a coffin in the basement or does he have her holed up in some sort of Finishing School For Talentless Skanks somewhere? Or is she depressed and in hiding from a sham marriage and boohooing to her family? Or more likely, she's taking her shush money and getting herself self boobs via the Nyke Fund.

Happy couple indeed. And a book....that still cracks me up.

Where'd she GO?

That's what I'd like to ponder.

Where'd the Q Gone To? Timbucktu? Peru?(same bloody difference, but what have you) Did she go with a Ewe? Or with an owl with a pretty coo? Did she go there in a mardi gras float? Did she go there with her tummy in a bloat?

Ok. I've had too many damn drinks.

But where the hell IS she?

The most remarkable woman in the world is trolling MS as we speak. Hi Filamina!

[amouthfulofsin220]

[bronzecookie81]

They kill me giving their "mod names" as if it's the voice of Christ coming in to offer an opinion. Is this the Bitch who was waaaaaay too close to her horses? The bearded crab Bitch?? Anyway, I can't keep these Fools straight.
It's amazing how everybody who thinks bad about Shorty J. Blige must be a Sludger in their minds. He's a joke amongst farther reaching places than here.
This was funny though:

Mike Jones | 12/28/2009, 5:56 pm EST

Unless his “wife” is Sade, Aaliyah (RIP), Madonna, or somebody else dope, I”d rather slit my wrists than hear her on wax. He’s done everything else to embarrass himself this year and lose 20 years of integrity, privacy, and respect, so that would be the icing on the cake. Why stop now? I’ll look forward to ignoring the album along with the rest of the world. I saw WIG in concert last year and hell no. You have to be high and autistic to enjoy that crap. I’d rather pop in Rick Astley’s greatest hits and torture myself that way.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/i ... l-in-2010/

That Mod Leo over at nin.com has put her two cents in over at rolling stone
I guess she's set up shop in Reznors ass.
They're blaming Sludgers for the crass comments over there.
I lol'd because I know it's not just Sludgers sharing their opinions. The sheeple are in denial BIG time.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Sha-nay-nay | 12/28/2009, 2:20 pm EST

Ha! The Metal Sludge crew (aka five fat NIN fans who strangely loathe Trent Reznor, and yet masturbate to him on weekends) is here to set the record straight again about Trent Reznor’s lies. Thanks guys! I was so blind before.

P.S. Get over yourselves and let the man live. Who cares who he marries? And can’t you enjoy something free without bitching?

I resemble that comment...

...what makes them think it only goes down on the weekends??

[bronzecookie81]

Who the fuck has been watching Martin on that board?
"Sha-Na-Nay"
I love the way how they put their own masterbatory fantasies on us. Way to project guys. Reznor looks like a bowl of waxy fruit. Nobody is strumming the good time button to him. Gerard Butler yeah.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Who the fuck has been watching Martin on that board?
"Sha-Na-Nay"
I love the way how they put their own masturbatory fantasies on us. Way to project guys. Reznor looks like a bowl of waxy fruit. Nobody is strumming the good time button to him. Gerard Butler yeah.

You really like Gerard Butler, don't you? Love the term "good time button" LOL

I prefer Rihanna...even with the retarded hair, I'd *beep* the emo outta her.

[bronzecookie81]

That really didn't even occur to me until you just said it. Wow.....Ummmm yeah. I know exactly who wrote that comment. If he puts "Gina" or "Cole" next, I"m gonna have a mini stroke.
That last part of the comment, only he would say. He's obsessed with this martyr routine of giving things away for free.

Oh yes, and once again Goth Uncle, everyone who doesn't like you must be fat......do you own a mirror?? You're already in plus size jeans my man.

Sha-nay-nay | 12/28/2009, 5:50 pm EST

Why don’t you people with “opinions who care” roll away (and yes, I say ‘roll’ because I know many of you cannot find your legs out of that blubber that accumulates as you fester by the computer, manically searching out sites to ‘like totally pwn’ Trent in the comments area) and do what any other normal person would do if they didn’t like someone’s music/persona – go find something else to do. Yeah… like exercise. Heard of it?

And ‘laugh out loud’ at the fact that you would think he would marry for publicity. “OH MY GOD, this guy – Trent Reznor – got married! I’m going to listen to his music now and buy all of his shit!”

LOL, You know who been watching Martin on Channel One and Centric.

Who wants a short waxy, bloated, bipolar, and angry ass Fool? ; but a dumb Bitch that fucks horses on the weekends and mod a short waxy, bloated, bipolar, and angry washed up so called rocker's website.

Who the fuck has been watching Martin on that board?
"Sha-Na-Nay"
I love the way how they put their own masterbatory fantasies on us. Way to project guys. Reznor looks like a bowl of waxy fruit. Nobody is strumming the good time button to him. Gerard Butler yeah.

[bronzecookie81]

Hey Filamina.......Girl hurry, that Viagra is gonna kick in real soon, then you've got five minutes and back to your cage.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Filamina x3 You can make it on People Magazine if you just tell the truth it will set you free from the cage and ritual blow jobs that you are common to perform every morning for your Master Trent. Then you can be a star for 15 mins and go back to speedballing, drinking, partying, and random hook ups.

You never know, maybe she's got one of those pimped out cages that hang from the ceiling like a birdcage. Tweet tweet...