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Yankees vs twins in 1st round on ALDS

ESPN is reporting that twins 1b morneau has been ruled out for the entire post season.
Yankees have not announced their starters for this series.
Last night MLB Network suggested a 3-man rotation C.C., Hughes, Pettitte.

The twins have already announced a four-man rotation for the division series: LHP Francisco Liriano, RHP Carl Pavano, LHP Brian Duensing and RHP Nick Blackburn
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Jake, where are the postseason predictions?????
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Jake, where are the postseason predictions?????
Mine will have to do:

NL
Phils over Reds in 4
Giants over Braves in 4

AL
Rays over Rangers in 4
Yanks over Twins in 5
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WOLF wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Jake, where are the postseason predictions?????
Mine will have to do:

NL
Phils over Reds in 4
Giants over Braves in 4

AL
Rays over Rangers in 4
Yanks over Twins in 5
Your analysis is concise and clear.
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WOLF wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Jake, where are the postseason predictions?????
Mine will have to do:

NL
Phils over Reds in 4
Giants over Braves in 4

AL
Rays over Rangers in 4
Yanks over Twins in 5
I'll give it a shot:
NL
phils over reds in 5
giants over braves in 3

AL
Yankees over twins in 4
rangers over rays in 5
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FYI: This topic was discussed recently. Looking forward to the encore presentation next month on PBS :)

Encore Presentation:
Episode 1, Nov. 8 at 9 PM
Episode 2, Nov. 15 at 9 PM
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THE TENTH INNING is a two-part, four-hour documentary film directed by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick. A new chapter in Burns's landmark 1994 series, BASEBALL, THE TENTH INNING tells the tumultuous story of the national pastime from the 1990s to the present day.

Introducing an unforgettable array of players, teams and fans, the film showcases the era's extraordinary accomplishments and heroics — as well as its devastating losses and disappointments.

Combining extraordinary highlights, stunning still photographs, and insightful commentary by players, managers, and fans, THE TENTH INNING interweaves the story of the national pastime with the story of America.
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Machado wrote:
WOLF wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Jake, where are the postseason predictions?????
Mine will have to do:

NL
Phils over Reds in 4
Giants over Braves in 4

AL
Rays over Rangers in 4
Yanks over Twins in 5
I'll give it a shot:
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phils over reds in 5
giants over braves in 3

AL
Yankees over twins in 4
rangers over rays in 5
I think that's right. Except I have Tampa over Texas. Aside from Cliff Lee I don't see anything in the Rangers rotation that Tampa couldn't handle.
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The main reason these rangers can give the rays an early exit is the lefty starters. rays this season have not hit well vs lefty starters.
lee and c.j. wilson could pose a problem in the series.
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How much are the Yankees paying AJ Burnett not to pitch in the first round?

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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:How much are the Yankees paying AJ Burnett not to pitch in the first round?

:lol:

A.J. is earning a lot of money this year.
He's on the roster, but not scheduled to make a start.

C.C., Andy and Hughes are much better starting pitchers at this point in the season.
A.J. has not earned anybody's trust, so he is not among the 3-man rotation for the ALDS.
Very easy decision.
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Machado wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:How much are the Yankees paying AJ Burnett not to pitch in the first round?

:lol:

A.J. is earning a lot of money this year.
He's on the roster, but not scheduled to make a start.

C.C., Andy and Hughes are much better starting pitchers at this point in the season.
A.J. has not earned anybody's trust, so he is not among the 3-man rotation for the ALDS.
Very easy decision.
Hey, I waived the fucker during the Sludge Fantasy Baseball playoffs. If I don't trust him, then there's no way Brian Cashman and Joe Girardi should!
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WOLF wrote:
Machado wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:How much are the Yankees paying AJ Burnett not to pitch in the first round?

:lol:

A.J. is earning a lot of money this year.
He's on the roster, but not scheduled to make a start.

C.C., Andy and Hughes are much better starting pitchers at this point in the season.
A.J. has not earned anybody's trust, so he is not among the 3-man rotation for the ALDS.
Very easy decision.
Hey, I waived the fucker during the Sludge Fantasy Baseball playoffs. If I don't trust him, then there's no way Brian Cashman and Joe Girardi should!
I understand.
When it comes down to making decisions, the 4th starter must be A.J. because the 5th starter is Javy Vasquez or Moseley.
By default, A.J. has to be #4 on the depth chart.
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Holy balls there's a lot of empty seats in Tampa right now.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Machado wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:How much are the Yankees paying AJ Burnett not to pitch in the first round?

:lol:

A.J. is earning a lot of money this year.
He's on the roster, but not scheduled to make a start.

C.C., Andy and Hughes are much better starting pitchers at this point in the season.
A.J. has not earned anybody's trust, so he is not among the 3-man rotation for the ALDS.
Very easy decision.
This warms my cold heart. FUCK AJ, the piece of shit.
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:
Machado wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:How much are the Yankees paying AJ Burnett not to pitch in the first round?

:lol:

A.J. is earning a lot of money this year.
He's on the roster, but not scheduled to make a start.

C.C., Andy and Hughes are much better starting pitchers at this point in the season.
A.J. has not earned anybody's trust, so he is not among the 3-man rotation for the ALDS.
Very easy decision.
This warms my cold heart. FUCK AJ, the piece of shit.
The "ace" was sent to the bullpen.
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johnk5150 wrote:Holy balls there's a lot of empty seats in Tampa right now.
Maybe they knew something.
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johnk5150 wrote:Holy balls there's a lot of empty seats in Tampa right now.
C'mon, it's only the divisional playoffs. So what if they are 1 of only 8 teams to get to the post season. Why should Tampa fans bother to support them?

I'm sure Tampa fans will show up in in full force to support their team if they just so happen to get to the World Series and play a game 7.
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Wow. Lee K'd 10.
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hey kill,

did you watch ESPN 30 for 30 last night?
red sox 2004 comeback vs Yankees

luckily the preceding program ran long, so my DVR could only record 40 minutes of the film.

would have harmed me to see the entire film and re-live the horrible series.
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Awesome!
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In his first playoff start, no less.

Wonderful.
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MurrayFiend wrote:In his first playoff start, no less.

Wonderful.
Everyone in Toronto threw up in their mouths. Much like the Clevelanders last year when Cliff Lee pitched against Sabathia.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Yankees took Game 1 last night.

C.C. battled through 6

Yankees hitters caught up to liriano in the 6th.
Huge 2-run triple by Granderson for the 4-3 lead.
Then a HUGE Home Run by Tex to take the lead for good.
Robertson made a huge pitch to thome for strike 3 with runners on.
Mo goes 1 1/3 for the save.
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johnk5150 wrote:
MurrayFiend wrote:In his first playoff start, no less.

Wonderful.
Everyone in Toronto threw up in their mouths. Much like the Clevelanders last year when Cliff Lee pitched against Sabathia.
No matter how well Halladay would pitch in Toronto, or Lee in Cleveland. They were fucked by a lack of run support.
Machado wrote:hey kill,

did you watch ESPN 30 for 30 last night?
red sox 2004 comeback vs Yankees

luckily the preceding program ran long, so my DVR could only record 40 minutes of the film.

would have harmed me to see the entire film and re-live the horrible series.
I missed it. I didn't get to watch any of the games either. I had something going on.

As for "reliving" it. What has to really suck, is that they ended up winning the series. When I see replays of the Boone HR, I'm left with the warm feeling that Josh Beckett had other plans for them :D .

So they can have the AL. They weren't the better team, and Clemens ( once again ) got his ass handed to him when it mattered most.
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Machado wrote:Kill-
The main reason these rangers can give the rays an early exit is the lefty starters. rays this season have not hit well vs lefty starters.
lee and c.j. wilson could pose a problem in the series.
Very good analysis so far!
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killeverything wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:
MurrayFiend wrote:In his first playoff start, no less.

Wonderful.
Everyone in Toronto threw up in their mouths. Much like the Clevelanders last year when Cliff Lee pitched against Sabathia.
No matter how well Halladay would pitch in Toronto, or Lee in Cleveland. They were fucked by a lack of run support.
Machado wrote:hey kill,

did you watch ESPN 30 for 30 last night?
red sox 2004 comeback vs Yankees

luckily the preceding program ran long, so my DVR could only record 40 minutes of the film.

would have harmed me to see the entire film and re-live the horrible series.
I missed it. I didn't get to watch any of the games either. I had something going on.

As for "reliving" it. What has to really suck, is that they ended up winning the series. When I see replays of the Boone HR, I'm left with the warm feeling that Josh Beckett had other plans for them :D .

So they can have the AL. They weren't the better team, and Clemens ( once again ) got his ass handed to him when it mattered most.
Kill-That is 1,000% correct. The pain from losing in '04 mostly comes from the sox winning the series.
The Yankees could have won the WS that year.
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Berkman finally showed up tonight. I'm torn. I fucking DESPISE the Yanks, but Berkman is one of my favorite players ever. It's good to see him succeed. I guess I'm pulling for a Yanks v Phils series. Fuck.
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bane wrote:Berkman finally showed up tonight. I'm torn. I fucking DESPISE the Yanks, but Berkman is one of my favorite players ever. It's good to see him succeed. I guess I'm pulling for a Yanks v Phils series. Fuck.
Berkman's frame reminded me of Kruk once saying, "I'm not an athlete, I'm a ballplayer".

Berkman's a ballplayer.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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So there have already been two blown calls this post season, one of which definitely cost a team a game. But hey, why use replay to get the calls right because it might hurt the umps' feelings. Fuck you again Selig.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:So there have already been two blown calls this post season, one of which definitely cost a team a game. But hey, why use replay to get the calls right because it might hurt the umps' feelings. Fuck you again Selig.
to be fair, i am opposed to using replay for balls and strikes. no chance.
the call that went against pavano, for Berkman should have been a strike.
the umpire blew the call and Berkman took advantage.

if you are referring to the stolen base by posey that really should have not been a steal, now that call could have easily been reversed with the use of replay.

Selig is a moron.
He is betting the game will NOT feature any controversial calls during the playoffs.
Well guess what Bud? You fucking better wake up and get your head out of your fucking colon.
The game needs replay.
The game can be improved with the use of replay.

The system won't take 5 minutes.
The system won't interrupt the rhythm of the game.
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