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We always beat the shit out of the Cowgirls! You don't bet against the best quarterback in the NFL at 4:15, either. Domination is right.
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johnk5150 wrote:I just heard today 8 of the Colts opening day starters are on IR? Can that be right?
Incorrect, but there have been many games where we've been missing at least 8 starters, including this past weekend. Worst rash of injuries that I can remember.
You stupid fuck. The only rash is the one on your asshole from the regular poundings you take at the bus stop.

The Redskins for instance had 12 players on the IR or questionable going into last week's game with the Vikings and you don't see me whining about it.

Injuries happen ALL THE TIME. Your precious Colts got their ass kicked by the Chargers and it had little to do with the Refs, injuries, or whatever other bullshit your sorry ass has come up with to rationalize it.
You're a fucking idiot who know NOTHING about football. You're just crying because we WHOOPED the fucking skins this year. We will the division, and go into the playoffs hopefully relatively healthy and with a good chance to go on a run. The Redskins, just like every other year, are going NOWHERE. BHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH.

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No doubt we have a tough challenge this weekend. Dallas is playing good football. We have our work cut out for us, but I'm confident we will be up to the challenge. You certainly hope we can get some more consistency on the offensive line. We need to be able to protect better as well as open at least some running lanes for whoever will be carrying the ball. Dallas has some fierce pass rushers that will be coming off the edge with incredible speed and quickness, and we need to be able to contain that. That will really be the key to this game, IMO.
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poizond13 wrote:No doubt we have a tough challenge this weekend. Dallas is playing good football. We have our work cut out for us, but I'm confident we will be up to the challenge. You certainly hope we can get some more consistency on the offensive line. We need to be able to protect better as well as open at least some running lanes for whoever will be carrying the ball. Dallas has some fierce pass rushers that will be coming off the edge with incredible speed and quickness, and we need to be able to contain that. That will really be the key to this game, IMO.
Nice to see a little honesty and analysis instead of empty-headed shit talking from you. Credit where it's due.
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poizond13 wrote:No doubt we have a tough challenge this weekend. Dallas is playing good football. We have our work cut out for us, but I'm confident we will be up to the challenge. You certainly hope we can get some more consistency on the offensive line. We need to be able to protect better as well as open at least some running lanes for whoever will be carrying the ball. Dallas has some fierce pass rushers that will be coming off the edge with incredible speed and quickness, and we need to be able to contain that. That will really be the key to this game, IMO.
Nice to see a little honesty and analysis instead of empty-headed shit talking from you. Credit where it's due.
Preciate that, man. I have to be honest about the fact that we aren't playing very good football right now. The injuries are a factor, but they aren't the only factor, and there's no point in making excuses. I think some of the problems can be corrected. If we can win some games down the stretch and get into the playoffs, we should get a lot of people back from injury and then who knows what will happen in January. In 2006, everybody and their mother wrote us off as a team that would be one and done in the playoffs, and look what happened.
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poizond13 wrote:
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poizond13 wrote:No doubt we have a tough challenge this weekend. Dallas is playing good football. We have our work cut out for us, but I'm confident we will be up to the challenge. You certainly hope we can get some more consistency on the offensive line. We need to be able to protect better as well as open at least some running lanes for whoever will be carrying the ball. Dallas has some fierce pass rushers that will be coming off the edge with incredible speed and quickness, and we need to be able to contain that. That will really be the key to this game, IMO.
Nice to see a little honesty and analysis instead of empty-headed shit talking from you. Credit where it's due.
Preciate that, man. I have to be honest about the fact that we aren't playing very good football right now. The injuries are a factor, but they aren't the only factor, and there's no point in making excuses. I think some of the problems can be corrected. If we can win some games down the stretch and get into the playoffs, we should get a lot of people back from injury and then who knows what will happen in January. In 2006, everybody and their mother wrote us off as a team that would be one and done in the playoffs, and look what happened.
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poizond13 wrote:You're a fucking idiot who know NOTHING about football. You're just crying because we WHOOPED the fucking skins this year. We will the division, and go into the playoffs hopefully relatively healthy and with a good chance to go on a run. The Redskins, just like every other year, are going NOWHERE. BHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH.
Whooped? Indy beat Washington by 3 points and couldn't even cover the 3.5 point spread. That's not a whooping, it's barely getting by.
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MurrayFiend wrote:We always beat the shit out of the Cowgirls! You don't bet against the best quarterback in the NFL at 4:15, either. Domination is right.
I'm going to make a suggestion to P13 that may help his Colts win the game on Sunday:
Switch out your mid-day shift for the early one. If you can't do that because you don't know how to make McMuffins then offer to run the cash register. Either way, make sure you get the early shift. Then get yourself cleaned up and over to Lucas around 2:00 instead of waiting until halftime. This way you can give Manning a proper BJ before the game instead of him having to settle for a quickie at halftime. Peyton will think it's an 8:30 start instead of a day game, and he'll be so relaxed he won't even flinch before Dallas' defensive lineman hit him.
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poizond13 wrote:and look what happened.
"You" lost the Superbowl, in case you forgot.
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There's something horribly wrong with the Colts O-line.
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johnk5150 wrote:There's something horribly wrong with the Colts O-line.
And after poizond13 went in there and personally taught them all how to block. It's a crying shame they don't heed the advice of such an expert.
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johnk5150 wrote:There's something horribly wrong with the Colts O-line.
And after poizond13 went in there and personally taught them all how to block. It's a crying shame they don't heed the advice of such an expert.
:D

Seriously, I don't know how many career rushing yards Peyton hasn't amassed, but fleet afoot prolly wasn't on his pre draft workouts checklist. He's being hit a lot this season. Contrary to Greg's FINE analysis, if the five guys in front of the QB don't protect him, Indy won't be beating anyone.
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johnk5150 wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:There's something horribly wrong with the Colts O-line.
And after poizond13 went in there and personally taught them all how to block. It's a crying shame they don't heed the advice of such an expert.
:D

Seriously, I don't know how many career rushing yards Peyton hasn't amassed, but fleet afoot prolly wasn't on his pre draft workouts checklist. He's being hit a lot this season. Contrary to Greg's FINE analysis, if the five guys in front of the QB don't protect him, Indy won't be beating anyone.
It's not just protection for Manning. They can't run block either. Brown is a good back, but not when he's consistently getting hit a yard or more deep in his backfield.
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i have no idea what to expect from dallas this weekend.
very tough to win on the road. even more difficult to win at indy or at least i think it used to be difficult.

i just hope dallas comes out of the locker room fired up and not flat. if the team takes 1 quarter to get warmed up, the game could be 14-0 or worse by that time.

i'm looking for both ware and spencer to create a lot of chaos for manning and disrupt his rhythm. hopefully he can throw several picks and one of them turns into a pick-6.
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Oh god decisions decisions I'm a lifelong steeler fan and have hated the cowboys forever. Who came up with america's team anyway I'm sure it wasn't anybody from the other 31 cities that have teams anyway back on topic this is going to be a hard game to watch because I used to not care one way or the other about the colts until lil pp ruined them for me thanks alot lil pp
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eddie lee roth wrote:Oh god decisions decisions I'm a lifelong steeler fan and have hated the cowboys forever. Who came up with america's team anyway I'm sure it wasn't anybody from the other 31 cities that have teams anyway back on topic this is going to be a hard game to watch because I used to not care one way or the other about the colts until lil pp ruined them for me thanks alot lil pp
This is very simple. When two teams that you don't like are playing against each other you just look at their records. In this case it's 6-5 against 3-8. If one team is basically out of it and the other team is contending then you root for the team that is out of it. If Dallas wins it doesn't help them reach the playoffs and actually worsens their draft order in April. If Indy wins it could mean they take control of their division. So if you dislike both of these teams, the best outcome is a Dallas win.
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Good logic there god help me I'm actually pulling for the cowboys today. Curse you to hell lil pp!!!!
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C'mon Bears. Don't fall into the trap game.
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HUGE fan of the Cowboys today!
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14:12 to go in the 2nd..
2 Manning interceptions
17-0 Cowboys

Ouch.... :lol:
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Bwahahahaahha! Gomer threw a pick-6

He's getting smacked around left and right and starting to make "Peyton Manning face"

And to top it off Jax won today. 7-5 plus all the tiebreakers. 6-6 might mean the end of Indy this year.
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Luminiferous wrote:14:12 to go in the 2nd..
2 Manning interceptions
17-0 Cowboys

Ouch.... :lol:

:lol: x infinity

I wonder how P13 is taking the news? Boy he's going to be pissed off when his shift is over and he hears the news.
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In all fairness, the refs have been responsible for most of the Colts miscues.. Hopefully the O-line starts picking them up so Manning can get back into his game.
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Poor Peyton sure doesn't look like he's having much fun. He looks old, sad, and tired today.

He sure has been playing like shit lately.
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Manning just threw a pick in OT. Another 5 or 6 yards for Dallas and this game is over.
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6-6
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The COLTS Road BACK To .500 Has Been Completed.
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Dallas 38 - Indy 35

Manning threw 4 INTs.

Colts are now 6-6 and out of the playoffs as of now.


Road to the Superbowl? Bwaahahahahahahaha.
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I finally figured out why P13 refers to the Colts as "we".

The Colts QB is Peyton Manning = P. Manning.

On Sundays P13 is manning the fry station - so technically he is a "P Manning" too. Hence the "we".
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SkyDog112046 wrote:I finally figured out why P13 refers to the Colts as "we".

The Colts QB is Peyton Manning = P. Manning.

On Sundays P13 is manning the fry station - so technically he is a "P Manning" too. Hence the "we".
Don't quit your day job dude. That was almost as bad as Peyton's performance today.
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Lets take a nice look at the Colts playoff picture on the road back to the Superbowl.

They are 6-6, on game behind Jax @ 7-5 with Jax currently owning the head to head and conference tiebreakers.

They will be 2 games behind whoever loses the Pitt vs Balt game tonight for the 6th seed and 3 games behind whoever loses the NYJ vs NE game tomorrow night for the 5th seed. So the wild card is most likely not going to happen.

If they do manage to overtake Jax for the division they are currently 2 games behind KC for the 3rd seed.

So basically they need to take 3 out of 4 with one of those games being a must win against Jax to at least even out the first tiebreaker and then 2 of the remaining games being against TN that they have to win to catch up on the divisional record.

So unless the Jags stumble down the stretch it looks like the Colts road to the Superbowl goes through a ticket agency.
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