http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9My_ciDzuw
Pretty sick ass mma rap battle. I thought the black guy won, but the white guy came up with some really clever rhymes, too.
Some could lines
White guy-
"My submissions are Rickson's in direct lineage
even Cecil Peoples can see that Step's winnin this"
"I already know who won between Bowles and Faber,
Hit me up on my mobile pager, I'll let you know the spoilers later"
"Imma end yo life
Bisping circlin into a Hendo right
soft shot to his bald spot
jaws drop, ya'll shocked
Kimbo Slice, my elbows nice like Kenflo, right?"
"Hands are explosive
Your punches land on deaf ears like Matt Hammil's opponents"
Black guy-
"Hit up your manager at work when I'm at your job snoopin
he said hit him with a liver shot, even your boss rootin (Bas Rutten)'"
"It's a heavyweight vs. a lightweight, and the lightweight sucks
Hey yo Step, IT'S TIME!..... to step your fight game up."
"You picture Dan's Hardy and let out a slow moan
You wanna rumble with Anthony's Johnson, Band Ludwig and Bone Jones
You used to love Lesnar, and you swore he the best
til you found out that was a tattoo of a sword on his chest"
"Tired of these phony lookin poser kids
yellin Roc nation when they don't know who Jova is
You don't need Helwani's nose to know what the aroma is
the next person that throws up a triangle gettin powerbombed like Arona did"