The New (Spam Free) Never Ending Wrestling Thread

[paule5150]

TNA President Dixie Carter tweeted the following today: "TNA and Vince Russo have mutually parted ways as of this week. The separation is amicable and professional," confirming rumors that Vince Russo is no longer with the company. She followed just a moment later with "We are glad for the opportunity to have worked together and wish each other nothing but good luck and success in the future."

Shore's Slant: There is the official word. Let the party begin. The tweet is ambiguous enough that you can't tell if he quit or was fired. And it does look like Dave Lagana will take over the spot Russo held.

[Monty610]

On the subject of Undertaker's wig:

How the hell is he gonna keep that thing on for Mania?

If you caught his video last night it looks like he won't be. They showed him "cutting his hair" as some kind of a sacrifice that will make Triple H to agree to another match...

[Space Bear]

About two minutes in, Zema Ion backflip-kneed him in the head outside the ring, causing him to immediately collapse like a sack of shit. It quickly became obvious he couldn't move whatsoever, so he was counted out. I guess it was more bad luck and lack of experience than a botched move on either one's part.

[kylel]

About two minutes in, Zema Ion backflip-kneed him in the head outside the ring, causing him to immediately collapse like a sack of shit. It quickly became obvious he couldn't move whatsoever, so he was counted out. I guess it was more bad luck and lack of experience than a botched move on either one's part.

I think what got him is when he bent his head down before the guy landed.

[canadianhavoc]

I once used a moonsault during a barfight. Honest. I really did.

[Angry Jew]

I really hope they make Taker 20-0. Anyone think they'll fuck it up and have HHH win?

Come on, seriously? How long have you been watching? I don't even think they'd give the win to someone with ten years of main eventing left in front of them, much less HHH.

Randy Orton is apparently injured again and has been replaced by Santino Marella in the Elimination Chamber.

[LAglamrocker]

Mania at Giants Stadium next year is for a reason. Vince must have something planned big. Likely Takers last match. Maybe against Brock,Austin, or Cena

[Monty610]

Man they are hurting for Main Event talent right now if they gotta stick Marella in the Chamber. FUCK...

[ParaDime77]

Man they are hurting for Main Event talent right now if they gotta stick Marella in the Chamber. FUCK...

Santino? What, was Curt Hawkins busy that night??

[Monty610]

You'd think they'd put Drew McIntyre in there to "give him one last chance to prove himself or else he DEFINITELY gets fired" then ends up kicking ass in the Chamber or some shit.

Would be a much more believable scenario than Santino "deserving" a shot...

[ozzyrulz777]

I forgot TNA had a ppv last weekend. That is how much I do not pay attention when I am watching it.

[Monty610]

I forgot TNA had a ppv last weekend. That is how much I do not pay attention when I am watching it.

I have almost quit TNA all together. I still DVR the show, but I find myself fast-forwarding through most of it. It's boring as hell...

[Angry Jew]

Terry Funk ain't wear no mouth piece #WatchROH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELOn2amIn_w
The Briscoe Brothers are fucking awesome! They are both still in their 20's and they were on the first ROH show in 2002. I don't know how they aren't in WWE or TNA.

[ParaDime77]

Terry Funk ain't wear no mouth piece #WatchROH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELOn2amIn_w
The Briscoe Brothers are fucking awesome! They are both still in their 20's and they were on the first ROH show in 2002. I don't know how they aren't in WWE or TNA.

After watching that video it's pretty easy to see why the are not. They are damn good though.

[Angry Jew]

Terry Funk ain't wear no mouth piece #WatchROH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELOn2amIn_w
The Briscoe Brothers are fucking awesome! They are both still in their 20's and they were on the first ROH show in 2002. I don't know how they aren't in WWE or TNA.

After watching that video it's pretty easy to see why the are not. They are damn good though.

I just picked that promo because I thought it was funny. I have seen s them do some decent promos and as far as wrestling goes,they are great. I know WWE doesn't care about tag teams but even Claudio & Hero are signed now. Also, Chris Hero's new name is too funny:
http://www.fcwwrestling.info/kassiusohno1.html
I'm guessing Kassius Ohno will be referred to as KO a play on his previous nickname, That Knockout Kid.

[Angry Jew]

My picks for the PPV:

Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Wade Barrett vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show vs. The Great Khali vs. Santino Marella in an Elimination Chamber Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Note: Santino Marella will be the last entrant in the match.
Bryan Danielson pins Show


Kane vs. John Cena in an Ambulance Match
Cena wins

Beth Phoenix (c) vs. Tamina Snuka for the WWE Divas Championship
Beth pins Snuka


CM Punk (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Chris Jericho vs. The Miz vs. R-Truth vs. Kofi Kingston in an Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE Championship
Note: Chris Jericho will be the last entrant into the match.
Jericho pins Kofi

[LAglamrocker]

Kane wins
Santino wins, i think Vince doesn't care about the World Title now with so many injured, nice shock for Mania

Punk wins

all things i would like to see


what will happen
Red Rooster Jr, Y2j, Cena wins

[kylel]

Barrett broken arm and Ziggler broken jaw is what I am hearing, during the big show over the top spot on raw tonight. I had to go outside and smoke and missed the whole damn thing. When I came back in they were bringing the stretcher....Anyone see it??
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Come on, it's the god damned wrestling thread and nobody has said a fucking word all raw......

[Royal Dudeness]

Well god damn, I'm back on the Cena band wagon.

I hope he beats the Rock. He was awesome on Raw tonight!

[BozoMcMetal]

Barrett broken arm and Ziggler broken jaw is what I am hearing, during the big show over the top spot on raw tonight. I had to go outside and smoke and missed the whole damn thing. When I came back in they were bringing the stretcher....Anyone see it??
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Come on, it's the god damned wrestling thread and nobody has said a fucking word all raw......

Ziggler went chin first into the announce table, it looked bad before I even realized he was legit hurt. Didn't look like Barrett fell that bad at first, but the announces said something about it. Dolph came back for a dark match after Raw though.

I'm going to be pissed if the best heel from each show is off my TV for 2 months.

[kylel]

Here it is, you shitty wrestling fans..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwkUMH6gFq4

[NickasInSaltLick]

It didn't help that Santino landed on Wade's arm when he got tossed either. Also, I'm pretty sure Kofi landed awkwardly in order to avoid smashing the piss outta Vickie. Pretty much none of this would've happened if they'd have done the logical thing and had Jericho win the Rumble.

[Space Bear]

Those guys are pussies. Zach Ryder's what, a quadriplegic by now, and he seems fine.

[Space Bear]

PWTorch has learned that Wade Barrett was diagnosed with a partially dislocated elbow. He was hospitalized at Hennepin County Medical Center last night and his elbow was put back into the socket. He was given morphine and released. He made his way back to his hotel in Minneapolis with his arm in a sling under his jacket. He seemed a little out of it, but was able to exchange pleasantries with fans at the bar. He told a correspondent who was there that his arm will be okay, but didn't offer up more details.

How Ziggles didn't break his jaw is beyond me.

[Space Bear]

Fun and useless WrestleMania win/loss records;

THE UNDERTAKER: 19-0
-WrestleMania VII: Pins "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka
-WrestleMania VIII: Pins Jake "The Snake" Roberts
-WrestleMania IX: Defeats Giant Gonzales by disqualification
-WrestleMania XI: Pins King Kong Bundy
-WrestleMania XII: Pins Diesel
-WrestleMania 13: Pins World Wrestling Federation Champion Sycho Sid to win the title
-WrestleMania XIV dX-Raided: Pins Kane
-WrestleMania XV: Pins The Big Bossman in a Hell in a Cell Match
-WrestleMania X-Seven: Pins Triple H
-WrestleMania X8: Pins "Nature Boy" Ric Flair in a No Disqualification Match
-WrestleMania XIX: Defeats The Big Show and A-Train in a Handicap Match
-WrestleMania XX: Pins Kane
-WrestleMania 21: Pins Randy Orton
-WrestleMania 22: Defeats Mark Henry in a Casket Match
-WrestleMania 23: Pins World Heavyweight Champion Batista to win the title
-WrestleMania XXIV: Makes World Heavyweight Champion Edge submit to win the title
-WrestleMania 25: Pins "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
-WrestleMania XXVI: Pins "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels in a Streak vs. Career match
-WrestleMania XXVII: Makes Triple H submit in a No Holds Barred Match

TRIPLE H: 7-8
-WrestleMania XII: Loses to The Ultimate Warrior
-WrestleMania 13: Pins Goldust
-WrestleMania XIV dX-Raided: As European Champion, pins Owen Hart
-WrestleMania XV: Loses to Kane by disqualification
-WrestleMania 2000: As World Wrestling Federation Champion, defeats The Rock, Mick Foley and The Big Show in a Fatal 4-Way Match
-WrestleMania X-Seven: Loses to The Undertaker
-WrestleMania X8: Defeats Undisputed WWF Champion Chris Jericho to win the title
-WrestleMania XIX: As World Heavyweight Champion, pins Booker T
-WrestleMania XX: Loses the World Heavyweight Championship against Chris Benoit and "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels in a Triple Threat Match
-WrestleMania 21: Loses the World Heavyweight Championship to Batista
-WrestleMania 22: Loses to WWE Champion John Cena
-WrestleMania XXIV: Loses against WWE Champion Randy Orton and John Cena in a Triple Threat Match
-WrestleMania XXV: As WWE Champion, pins Randy Orton
-WrestleMania XXVI: Pins Sheamus
-WrestleMania XXVII: Loses to The Undertaker in a No Holds Barred Match

THE ROCK: 4-4
-WrestleMania 13: As Intercontinental Champion, pins The Sultan
-WrestleMania XIV dX-Raided: As Intercontinental Champion, defeats Ken Shamrock by decision reversal disqualification
-WrestleMania XV: Loses the World Wrestling Federation Championship to Stone Cold Steve Austin in a No Disqualification Match
-WrestleMania 2000: Loses against World Wrestling Federation Champion Triple H, Mick Foley and The Big Show in a Fatal 4-Way Match
-WrestleMania X-Seven: Loses the World Wrestling Federation Championship to Stone Cold Steve Austin in a No Disqualification Match
-WrestleMania X8: Pins "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan
-WrestleMania XIX: Pins Stone Cold Steve Austin
-WrestleMania XX: Teaming with Mick Foley, loses to Evolution in a Handicap Match

CHRIS JERICHO: 4-6
-WrestleMania 2000: Loses Match against Intercontinental Champion Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit in fall #1 of a Two Falls Triple Threat Match
Defeats European Champion Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit in fall #2 of a Two Falls Triple Threat Match
-WrestleMania X-Seven: As Intercontinental Champion, pins William Regal
-WrestleMania X8: Loses the Undisputed WWF Championship to Triple H
-WrestleMania XIX: Loses to "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
-WrestleMania XX: Loses to Christian
-WrestleMania 21: Loses in a Money in the Bank Ladder Match
-WrestleMania XXIV: Loses in a Money in the Bank Ladder Match
-WrestleMania 25: Defeats "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat in an Elimination Handicap Match
-WrestleMania XXVI: As World Heavyweight Champion, pins Edge

JOHN CENA: 6-2
-WrestleMania XX: Pins United States Champion The Big Show to win the title
-WrestleMania 21: Pins WWE Champion John "Bradshaw" Layfield to win the title
-WrestleMania 22: As WWE Champion, makes Triple H submit
-WrestleMania 23: As WWE Champion, makes "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels submit
-WrestleMania XXIV: Loses against WWE Champion Randy Orton and Triple H in a Triple Threat Match
-WrestleMania 25: Defeats World Heavyweight Champion Edge and The Big Show in a Triple Threat Match to win the title
-WrestleMania XXVI: Makes WWE Champion Batista submit to win the title
-WrestleMania XXVII: Loses to WWE Champion The Miz
(I'm only counting this as one match that was restarted)

CM PUNK: 2-3
-WrestleMania 23: Loses in a Money in the Bank Ladder Match
-WrestleMania XXIV: Wins a Money in the Bank Ladder Match
-WrestleMania 25: Wins a Money in the Bank Ladder Match
-WrestleMania XXVI: Loses to Rey Mysterio
-WrestleMania XXVII: Loses to Randy Orton

SHEAMUS: 0-1
-WrestleMania XXVI: Loses to Triple H

DANIEL BRYAN: 0-0
-WRESTLEMANIA DEBUT THIS YEAR

[Space Bear]

Sorry, I should've clarified... the list only includes participants in the upcoming WM.

[eddie lee roth]

Hey Space Bear I know this will break your heart but I've read on other sites that Vince has put The Funkasaures on hold because he doesn't think his wrestling is up to par...This is the same man that has The Great Khali on TV every week.


Best lines from last night's show: Teddy Long to David Otunga "You look like Pee Wee Herman's deranged uncle"

C.M.Punk to TV audience "I know this has no bearing on the outcome of the match,but one of the E.M.T. guys looks just like R'N'R Buck Zumhoffe"

The last one was a real classic for old time fans and pretty much confirmed that when he is forced to act out what ever angle the higher-ups want pushed that he's basically being castrated.

The guy is brillant when coming up with shit at the drop of a hat don't handcuff him I.E. all of a sudden be HHH's buddy after ripping him a new one for weeks at a time.

Who could ever forget the way he tore up Nash with his LOL,WTF lines.

[LAglamrocker]

Vince wants

CM Punk to win, isn't Y2J leaving a short time after?
Red Rooster Jr over Sheamus
Taker wins, at least its a cool match, be fun seeing Hell In A Cell in an outdoor stadium!

world wants Cena over Rock, but Vince will have Rock beat Cena

[ParaDime77]

All I know is this: If they are going to do Hell In The Cell at Mania, I BETTER SEE BLOOD!!! Fuck this PG-13 noise.

[LAglamrocker]

first segment on Raw after Mania, Cena walks out with Eve