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Machado wrote:
Goddamn Electric wrote:
Machado wrote:Flacco just go paid after winning a SB. Maybe Romo can justify the contract by winning a SB before the deal expires.
Pull your fucking head out of your ass.

Romo is a modern day Craig Morton.

As of today maybe. Nobody knows what the future holds amigo!
Yeah? I know what the fucking future holds, amigo.

More interceptions in BIG games from mr. Romo and no division titles for a long time. I thought last year would be Romo's breakout year, but I was wrong. He's as good as he's gonna get and the Cowboys are fucked.

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bane wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:^
I'm not 100% sure on this but couldn't the Cowboys in a few years just payoff what they still owe on the guaranteed money part of the contract and just move on.

I do know that in the NFL whatever guaranteed money that's in a players contract is the only for sure deal the player can count on.
The Cowboys are already against the cap. This deal will force them to cut players. Jerry Jones is the worst GM in football. Period.
You'll get no argument outta me regarding JJ being the worst GM in the league but I did hear that this deal puts the Cowboys at five million under the cap for this upcoming year.

Its funny how most teams are trying to get away from these types of multi-year salary cap busting contracts and prefer to pay up front to protect the franchise in the long run, good old boy JJ just guaranteed the "boys" will be a 8 and 8 team at best for the forseeable future.

The real impact players that the Cowboys have drafted since JJ bought the team have come when Jimmy Johnson and Bill Parcells have been at the helm.

Seriously how much of a look do you need to see of Romo to realize that he's a at best average QB.

Oh well besides being a Pittsburgh fan I also love watching the Cowboys stink it up and I know I'll have plenty of that to watch for the forseeable future.
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bane wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:^
I'm not 100% sure on this but couldn't the Cowboys in a few years just payoff what they still owe on the guaranteed money part of the contract and just move on.

I do know that in the NFL whatever guaranteed money that's in a players contract is the only for sure deal the player can count on.
The Cowboys are already against the cap. This deal will force them to cut players. Jerry Jones is the worst GM in football. Period.
Offense is not the problem
Defense is the problem. The team was playing very well last season and then quickly key defensive players were lost for the season and the B squad was not good enough to make big plays.

On offense Dallas seems to have weapons
Murray at RB
Witten at TE
Dez and Miles at WR
Then you have Romo at QB. A very streaky player who went on a nice run last season and then threw 5 INT's against the Bears and another 3 INT's in the season finale at Skins.
Very frustrating.
Romo might not be worth the money he will be paid, but I don't mind Jerry has bet the franchise that Romo can improve enough to make a serious run
at a SB sometime soon.
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Machado wrote:
Dez and Miles at WR
Dez is a mom beating waste of God given talent.

Happy Easter.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Machado wrote: Romo might not be worth the money he will be paid, but I don't mind Jerry has bet the franchise that Romo can improve enough to make a serious run
at a SB sometime soon.
Let me make sure I'm getting this right, you're saying you don't mind what JJ has done here? :lol:

And for God's sake quit mentioning The SB and the Cowboys in the same sentence, you fuckers do this every year in the off-season like its your God -given right to be in the SB, its not and you're not gonna be close to it with Romo as your QB.
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eddie lee roth wrote:
Machado wrote: Romo might not be worth the money he will be paid, but I don't mind Jerry has bet the franchise that Romo can improve enough to make a serious run
at a SB sometime soon.
Let me make sure I'm getting this right, you're saying you don't mind what JJ has done here? :lol:

And for God's sake quit mentioning The SB and the Cowboys in the same sentence, you fuckers do this every year in the off-season like its your God -given right to be in the SB, its not and you're not gonna be close to it with Romo as your QB.
Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with manchowder? He's like some kind of an idiot savant when it comes to the cowboys. Every retarded move they make he grins sheepishly and looks toward the heavens and said "oh we'll see! Good things may happen!"

He's without a fucking clue. He was saying the same thing before the redskins destroyed the boys to win the division, when romo fucked up again just like everyone said he would.

It's like he's in some kind of bizarre denial.

The cowboys suck. They are in cap hell. Romo sucks and they just sanchezed themselves. They'll be stuck with that underachieving dipshit for the rest of the decade.

Congrats manchowder. Let your optimism run wild.
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I know isn't weird, I keep expecting Robert Stack to come in here and do an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.
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None of you vaginized hacks said a word about the new pussy rule about offensive players not being able to lower their head outside the tackles.

Jesus Christ, you have one all time elite RB in the whole league and you makes rules to fuck him up. Fuck off Goodell.
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Jim Brown supports the new rule.

Of cours he's just a vaginized hack.
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NeverSurrender wrote:None of you vaginized hacks said a word about the new pussy rule about offensive players not being able to lower their head outside the tackles.

Jesus Christ, you have one all time elite RB in the whole league and you makes rules to fuck him up. Fuck off Goodell.
They made it illegal to do what everyone has been taught since Pop Warner not to do anyway. Whoopdy fucking doo. It's about time the offense had to play by some of the same rules as the defense.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Jim Brown supports the new rule.

Of cours he's just a vaginized hack.

Jim Brown is senile.

Just what I thought, you guys just follow along blindly. Pretty soon, it will be arena ball with a bigger field and less contact.

Fucking gay.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Jim Brown supports the new rule.

Of cours he's just a vaginized hack.

Jim Brown is senile.

Just what I thought, you guys just follow along blindly. Pretty soon, it will be arena ball with a bigger field and less contact.

Fucking gay.
If your team didnt have Peterson you wouldn't give a fuck any more than the rest of us do.
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Bullshit, I think I'm pretty consistent bitching about all the rules pussfying the game. That and them turning it into a passing league. Which go hand in hand of course.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Bullshit, I think I'm pretty consistent bitching about all the rules pussfying the game. That and them turning it into a passing league. Which go hand in hand of course.
So you're OK with the defense having to play by different rules than the offense? Im sure most of us wish they would have just left it like it was prior to all the head trauma bullshit, but I have no problem with them evening the playing field. If the defender can't lower his head, neither should the back.
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No, I don't think 9 wrongs make a right, but it has never been okay for a defensive player to lead with his helmet as far as i can remember. How many times has a guy gotten hurt because he gets run over by a running back?
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NeverSurrender wrote:No, I don't think 9 wrongs make a right, but it has never been okay for a defensive player to lead with his helmet as far as i can remember. How many times has a guy gotten hurt because he gets run over by a running back?
For the life of me I don't see why you take this shit so personally.

The league has no choice but to do this stuff or they'll be sued out of existence. Head injuries are a huge issue right now in case you haven't noticed, and don't think it's not taking a toll. You remember that ad last season with Ray Lewis' mom being convinced to let her boy play football because now the NFL is working harder than ever to make football safer?

People aren't letting their kids play football. The press has been HORRIBLE the last few years on the NFL and they have a huge image problem, not to mention legal problems. Adrian Peterson drooling and hobbling around like Earl campbell in a few years won't help. My brother in law loves football, and so does his 8-year old son. We take him to 4 or 5 football games a year (including the Super Bowl).

He's told me - and they boy - that he will NEVER be allowed to play football. And he isn't the only one. I dated a gal who said she wouldn't allow her kids to play football. Cause she listens to NPR and they've done too many stories on head trauma and football.

You go on one of these "pussy" tears every time the NFL passes a rule like this. Starting this fall, why don't you bash your head against the fucking wall 100 times each season in a show of solidarity with the dwindling numbers of "real men" like you who aren't pussy vag fag fairy gay fags just to show us you really mean business.
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A lot of what you said is right, just like you to let the media dictate shit. Just because the media dictates shit, doesn't make it right. And who cares what stupid sheeple parents do with their kids? I played little league from ages 8 - 12 and I think i remember one bad injury. And it was a broken leg.

And they do have a choice to not change a rule that isn't going to save anybody. I can't remember one guy who got hurt bad by getting run over by a RB. I told you last year, that the NFL will eventually decline in popularity. It is coming. More of the stupid shit and it will get here faster than I thought.

Their blind ass refs can't get shit right now, lets throw some more rules and judgement calls at them. Maybe it can get even more ridiculous than that ED Reed suspension last year.
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NeverSurrender wrote:And who cares what stupid sheeple parents do with their kids?


The NFL does, obviously. You think they made that commercial last year on a lark?
And they do have a choice to not change a rule that isn't going to save anybody. I can't remember one guy who got hurt bad by getting run over by a RB.
Uh...isn't this to protect the running backs as well? They have brains too.

I told you last year, that the NFL will eventually decline in popularity. It is coming. More of the stupid shit and it will get here faster than I thought.
You couldn't possibly be more wrong.

And will you accept my head-bashing challenge to prove your manliness? I'm not convinced. I mean, you talk a big game, but I think deep inside you might just be a pussy fag vagina pussy.
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Of course they care, because of lawyers. They didn't give a fuck when they were paying doctors to lie to players about concussions back in the day, did they? Nobody gets hurt bad in little league dude. More kids get hurt walking to school.
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Using the crown of your head goes against everything every single player is taught going back to pee wee ball. Beyond head injuries, it's a real good way to get paralyzed. Plenty of defensive backs gave been severely injured using that tactic. If you don't remember it "being okay", you must not have watched football in the 80's and early 90's.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Of course they care, because of lawyers. They didn't give a fuck when they were paying doctors to lie to players about concussions back in the day, did they? Nobody gets hurt bad in little league dude. More kids get hurt walking to school.
I agree with you. I also think it's silly not to let kids play football - most won't be playing past high school if they get that far. It's just part of the NFL's image problem, and it's something they have to fix whether or not you think such concerns are for sheeple fags or not.

I don't believe this rule is going to affect my enjoyment of the game one bit - in fact, NONE of the pussy vagina fag rules have. Well I used to HATE in-the-grasp, but that was 20 years ago when it was new and they called it all the time. That's in the past.

There might be a few road bumps, but soothe yourself. It'll work out just fine.

Senile old Jim Brown said he NEVER used his helmet back in the day, and he somehow managed to have semi-decent career. Perhaps others will follow.

From a non-image/legal perspective, I support any rule that is designed to keep players safe. I used to LOVE huge head-snapping hits. Now, after years of hearing about guys like Mike Webster they make me wince. Nothing wrong with trying to make the game safer. Sorry if that makes me a media-fed sheeple.

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I didn't even read that shit. Please continue on your quest to save the world as long as you're not affected by it.
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NeverSurrender wrote:I didn't even read that shit. Please continue on your quest to save the world as long as you're not affected by it.
Really? You of all people are pulling a "didn't read LOL" on me?

Errr, Ok. So what exactly was the point of you coming in here and calling us all pussies if you didn't care to read our opinions on it?
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"little league career" :lol:
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Oh boy somebody just fucked up their leg bad in the NCAA tourney. Better make sure they quit jumping.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:I didn't even read that shit. Please continue on your quest to save the world as long as you're not affected by it.
Really? You of all people are pulling a "didn't read LOL" on me?

Errr, Ok. So what exactly was the point of you coming in here and calling us all pussies if you didn't care to read our opinions on it?
You say the same shit everytime. i just have to watch Andrea Kramer shed tears on the NFL Network to know what you think.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Oh boy somebody just fucked up their leg bad in the NCAA tourney. Better make sure they quit jumping.
Also, you know what hurts people a lot?

Cars. I'm thinking we should ban cars.
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Cars, Big macs, boats, coca cola. Ban everything.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:Oh boy somebody just fucked up their leg bad in the NCAA tourney. Better make sure they quit jumping.
Also, you know what hurts people a lot?

Cars. I'm thinking we should ban cars.
Or put in place a bunch of rules and safety requirements to keep them safe... Wait...
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This has got to be the strangest way I've ever seen somebody try and get their point across.
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