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If I was an NFL owner I would take RG3 over ROMO in a heart beat.

If I was a fantasy owner I'd pick Romo for a couple more weeks.



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Suh fined 100k.
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Facedown wrote:Suh fined 100k.
Dude is never going to learn.
Cheap shot block on a O-Lineman.
Totally unnecessary.
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UtahRatt wrote:If I was an NFL owner I would take RG3 over ROMO in a heart beat.

If I was a fantasy owner I'd pick Romo for a couple more weeks.



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Naw, Romo is good for the fantasy shit. He has had solid "stats" the past few years for that..

I would keep Romo on my roster all season for fantasy shit...

Unfortunately, he is also the QB of my team and like it has been said, we Cowboys fans are stuck with him.

Not really anything to argue about after week 1. lol..

Just glad the Cowboys are 1-0.. Makes my Mondays better.
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Fuuuuck you too, Haslett.


Chip Kelly's offense steals the show from RG3's return

"No one knew what to expect from Kelly, least of all Redskins defensive coordinator Jim Haslett, who did as much homework as possible.

"I've watched 23, 24 (University of) Oregon films," Haslett said last week, referring to Kelly's college coaching career. "I watched what (the Eagles) did in preseason. If they can do anything else, God bless 'em."

Turns out, Kelly had plenty of magic up his sleeve."

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WTF wrote:Fuck! Shane Vereen out for next week's game vs. Jets and probably at least 1-2 more weeks. Broke his wrist on his first play of the game. He somehow managed to get over 160 total yards after that...
Placed on IR with a designation to return.
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NFL Fantastyers are ruining the fucking game.

I don't give a shit that you have some guy I've never heard of on your roster. I don't care about your goddamn league or your friend in Tuscon who has some special teamer he is starting tonight.

It's getting impossible to even tell if the drunk cretin at the bar is an Eagles fan or is just starting McCoy.

Fantasy is destroying the game! It's causing hardcore NFL fans to abandon the game, just like spearing penalties!!!
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Crazy Levi wrote:NFL Fantastyers are ruining the fucking game.

I don't give a shit that you have some guy I've never heard of on your roster. I don't care about your goddamn league or your friend in Tuscon who has some special teamer he is starting tonight.

It's getting impossible to even tell if the drunk cretin at the bar is an Eagles fan or is just starting McCoy.

Fantasy is destroying the game! It's causing hardcore NFL fans to abandon the game, just like spearing penalties!!!
So glad I don't participate in any fantasy sports leagues.
I don't see the point.

I have friends who are huge fans of different teams and they get so upset when they have to cheer on a player who reps a team they dislike.
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Every single fantasy owner at one point or another roots against his favorite football team.

I just don't get the appeal. Many claim it's about the money but the stakes in most leagues are really low.

Root against my own team and ruin all of my productivity at work so I can come in 3rd and win $150 on a $50 investment?

Sign me up.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Every single fantasy owner at one point or another roots against his favorite football team.

I just don't get the appeal. Many claim it's about the money but the stakes in most leagues are really low.

Root against my own team and ruin all of my productivity at work so I can come in 3rd and win $150 on a $50 investment?

Sign me up.
Only last night I overheard some people discussing Fantasy Football and how
they were forced to cheer against his favorite team in order to score a bunch of points.
RIDICULOUS!

IMO, Fantasy Football might be a good game for kids/young adults.
But not grown men who book a room in Vegas to hold the Fantasy Draft.
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Crazy Levi wrote:NFL Fantastyers are ruining the fucking game.

I don't give a shit that you have some guy I've never heard of on your roster. I don't care about your goddamn league or your friend in Tuscon who has some special teamer he is starting tonight.

It's getting impossible to even tell if the drunk cretin at the bar is an Eagles fan or is just starting McCoy.

Fantasy is destroying the game! It's causing hardcore NFL fans to abandon the game, just like spearing penalties!!!
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Crazy Levi wrote:Every single fantasy owner at one point or another roots against his favorite football team
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That is simply not true. I've been in a bragging rights fantasy league for years and Ive never once rooted against my team for a fantasy score. I doubt anybody else in my league has either. It's just not that important. I don't get pissed when my fantasy team loses. It's, "Eh, whatever." It's a completely different emotional response when my actual team loses.
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I play fantasy FB and BB and I can say without a doubt I'm ECSTATIC that Machado doesn't play. Levi, I think you'd like it if you tried it. You don't have to root against your team (that's kind of ridiculous, honestly) and it gives you somewhat of an interest in games you normally wouldn't care about.
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bane wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Every single fantasy owner at one point or another roots against his favorite football team
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That is simply not true. I've been in a bragging rights fantasy league for years and Ive never once rooted against my team for a fantasy score. I doubt anybody else in my league has either. It's just not that important. I don't get pissed when my fantasy team loses. It's, "Eh, whatever." It's a completely different emotional response when my actual team loses.

I don't cheer against my team, but I've seen people do it. Insane.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
bane wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Every single fantasy owner at one point or another roots against his favorite football team
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That is simply not true. I've been in a bragging rights fantasy league for years and Ive never once rooted against my team for a fantasy score. I doubt anybody else in my league has either. It's just not that important. I don't get pissed when my fantasy team loses. It's, "Eh, whatever." It's a completely different emotional response when my actual team loses.

I don't cheer against my team, but I've seen people do it. Insane.
If you're playing in some big money league where you stand to lose 10k I guess I could understand it, but otherwise, I agree, that is insane.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I play fantasy FB and BB and I can say without a doubt I'm ECSTATIC that Machado doesn't play. Levi, I think you'd like it if you tried it. You don't have to root against your team (that's kind of ridiculous, honestly) and it gives you somewhat of an interest in games you normally wouldn't care about.
With my team sucking and how the game has changed I've lost some interest over the years, FF helps keep me watching. Rooting against my own team? :lol:

That's no different then delusional "Cowboy, Denver" fans.
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bane wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Every single fantasy owner at one point or another roots against his favorite football team
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That is simply not true. I've been in a bragging rights fantasy league for years and Ive never once rooted against my team for a fantasy score. I doubt anybody else in my league has either. It's just not that important. I don't get pissed when my fantasy team loses. It's, "Eh, whatever." It's a completely different emotional response when my actual team loses.
Same here. I draft. I tweak my roster every Sunday (occasionally on Thursday or Monday) and let ESPN do all of the work. I don't even check my Fantasy scores until after I've watched "my" Browns. It doesn't interfere at all. It keeps me interested in games I otherwise wouldn't care about and gives something fun to discuss at work in the morning or at lunch. There's a small cash payout at the end. That is all.
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Every single fantasy owner at one point or another roots against his favorite football team.

I just don't get the appeal. Many claim it's about the money but the stakes in most leagues are really low.

Root against my own team and ruin all of my productivity at work so I can come in 3rd and win $150 on a $50 investment?

Sign me up.
Only last night I overheard some people discussing Fantasy Football and how
they were forced to cheer against his favorite team in order to score a bunch of points.
RIDICULOUS!

IMO, Fantasy Football might be a good game for kids/young adults.
But not grown men who book a room in Vegas to hold the Fantasy Draft.
Much like listening to the best of the 80's for the thousandth time, Fantasy Football offers some excitement to otherwise what might be the same old shit. I appreciate that it makes meaningless games somewhat important and mildly interesting to watch.
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A team doesn't have to win for a player to do well in fantasy football. RGIII still scored 20 points in FF despite the Redskins losing. The Lions won, but Calvin Johnson only got 3 points.
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I'm going to say this once and I am not going to argue with anyone. Everyone already has their minds made up.

Suh was aiming for the chest of Simpson, he just started the tackle way to early and ended up hitting him low. I've watched the footage frame by frame. He was just trying to react to the situation and there was not even enough time to see how far behind Simpson was.

I think 3/4 of the regular posters in this thread play the Lions this year and a few play them twice every year, so of course everyone's going to want him suspended.

He has done some really stupid shit in the past and with this being a new rule the NFL wants to show they are serious so he got the fine. I can accept that. If the man shakes hands with Michael Vick after their game, the next days headline will read "Suh supports animal abuse"

I really believe he is trying to clean up his act. I also realize being a Lions fan that even when looking at things objectively, personal bias comes into play.
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I think if the league disagreed with your assessment, he would have been suspended. That doesn't make him any less of a thug. He's done more than enough in the past to warrant the extra attention and every time the apologists come out and defend his actions. I predict he'll still be suspended at some point this season. He'll cry foul and say he's being unfairly persecuted then too. The guy just can't help himself.
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sin wrote:I'm going to say this once and I am not going to argue with anyone. Everyone already has their minds made up.

Suh was aiming for the chest of Simpson, he just started the tackle way to early and ended up hitting him low. I've watched the footage frame by frame. He was just trying to react to the situation and there was not even enough time to see how far behind Simpson was.

I think 3/4 of the regular posters in this thread play the Lions this year and a few play them twice every year, so of course everyone's going to want him suspended.

He has done some really stupid shit in the past and with this being a new rule the NFL wants to show they are serious so he got the fine. I can accept that. If the man shakes hands with Michael Vick after their game, the next days headline will read "Suh supports animal abuse"

I really believe he is trying to clean up his act. I also realize being a Lions fan that even when looking at things objectively, personal bias comes into play.
He sure has more of these "accidents" than anybody else.

And is this a new rule or are they just enforcing it more? I never thought you could block below the knee on a return.
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sin wrote:I'm going to say this once and I am not going to argue with anyone. Everyone already has their minds made up.

Suh was aiming for the chest of Simpson, he just started the tackle way to early and ended up hitting him low.
They've been replaying all of Suh's so called dirty plays and half of them I don't have a problem with. His leg flinging around into the balls of another player? Making a rough sack? The Sunday call I didn't see as a big fucking deal either.

Try teaching a huge stupid lineman to block down field while running but they can only aim for one spot on the chest without using your helmet. I gave him points for hustle alone.

But it's more me, the game has changed and I prefer it tougher, the way it was and the way we played.
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[quote="Machado"][quote="Crazy Levi"]Every single fantasy owner at one point or another roots against his favorite football team.[quote]

I do not. Every AJ Green catch cut me deep.
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Machado wrote:Every single fantasy owner at one point or another roots against his favorite football team.

I do not. Every AJ Green catch cut me deep.

Lets not arguing about fanatical fantasy football players with fanatical football fans. If you're a fanatic of anything you're an idiot.
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Try teaching a huge stupid lineman to block down field while running but they can only aim for one spot on the chest without using your helmet. I gave him points for hustle alone.

But it's more me, the game has changed and I prefer it tougher, the way it was and the way we played.
Wow. The whole point of the new rule Suh was flagged for is pretty simple. If you aren't in front of the guy you are going to block, you don't go low. He wasn't in a position to make a legal block. All he had to do was push that guy's shoulder. He wasn't about to make a tackle anyway.

These players are way bigger and faster than "back in the day". If the rules stayed the way they were, there would be dead bodies out there. I'm not for pussifying the game any more than it already is, but let's be realistic.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
sin wrote:I'm going to say this once and I am not going to argue with anyone. Everyone already has their minds made up.

Suh was aiming for the chest of Simpson, he just started the tackle way to early and ended up hitting him low. I've watched the footage frame by frame. He was just trying to react to the situation and there was not even enough time to see how far behind Simpson was.

I think 3/4 of the regular posters in this thread play the Lions this year and a few play them twice every year, so of course everyone's going to want him suspended.

He has done some really stupid shit in the past and with this being a new rule the NFL wants to show they are serious so he got the fine. I can accept that. If the man shakes hands with Michael Vick after their game, the next days headline will read "Suh supports animal abuse"

I really believe he is trying to clean up his act. I also realize being a Lions fan that even when looking at things objectively, personal bias comes into play.
He sure has more of these "accidents" than anybody else.

And is this a new rule or are they just enforcing it more? I never thought you could block below the knee on a return.
So far in his young NFL career, Suh has been fined approx $300,000
He must be doing something wrong out there on the field to earn
that much in fines.

The block was a cheap shot. No lineman wants to be cut at the legs while running down field.
If the roles were reversed, you can bet the Lions and Suh would be crying foul over that block.
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could not recognize a legit injury from a bogus injury.

Any player that fakes an injury should be subject to ejection. Plain and simple. That will be the only deterrent the league needs to completely stop the
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Machado wrote: The block was a cheap shot. No lineman wants to be cut at the legs while running down field.
If the roles were reversed, you can bet the Lions and Suh would be crying foul over that block.
No D lineman wants to be chop blocked either while engaged with another blocker, but it happens all the time. Do they get $100,000 fines & called dirty players? Other than the stomp, I don't see anything over the top with Suh.
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WTF wrote:Wow. The whole point of the new rule Suh was flagged for is pretty simple. If you aren't in front of the guy you are going to block, you don't go low. He wasn't in a position to make a legal block. All he had to do was push that guy's shoulder. He wasn't about to make a tackle anyway.

These players are way bigger and faster than "back in the day". If the rules stayed the way they were, there would be dead bodies out there. I'm not for pussifying the game any more than it already is, but let's be realistic.
The rules and ideas are simple, I'll just never agree with most of them. It's a rule now so tossing the flag is understandable I'm shaking my head at the fine and the big deal being made over it.
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Suh was hustling, his big ass running full speed down the field trying to block anyone heading towards the ball is planted in his brain. If the play was over the other lineman wouldn't have been running down either. It's WHISTLE TO WHISTLE and Shu's dive was still in front towards the chest but his slow ass wasn't going to hit a moving target in the chest. "side, front, same to me if you catch thigh"

I picture that play happening in game time, running full speed, fatigued, adrenalin pumped and looking through a mask.....Not on slo-mo replay. In reality if Shu was a DB he'd have the speed to catch up and slow the blocker down with arms but Shu don't have the speed....And he's a stupid lineman who runs on all adrenalin.

Funny part: Watching Tony Dungy on ESPN saying Shu plays dirty and now teams will show tape and put an X on Shu too pay him back.....Ya that's not dirty either.
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