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Oh he knows. He just goes brain dead under pressure. Bob McNair has a Ferrari but he's given the keys to a 90 yr old man with Alzheimer's.
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JJ Watt is fucking bloodied and pissed the fuck off. His post-game was scary.
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sin wrote:I just looked at the league standings. Still shocks me that no one in the AFC East or the NFC North is above 500.
Why? The Ravens had a yard sale with their players to keep Joke Flacco, the Steelers downfall started a long time ago, and it's the Browns and Bungles.
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Crazy Levi wrote:JJ Watt is fucking bloodied and pissed the fuck off. His post-game was scary.
I didn't see it, but I don't blame him. The defense was dominant until Cushing went out. At halftime they'd given up something like 80 YDs and half of that was off one PI penalty. They did their job. They had that game won.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Welp, Not bad for September.. 2-2..

Cowboys be 2-3 basically, so, that's gonna suck. No way in hell they are going to even come close to beating the Broncos.

Nice seeing the giants and eagles lose.. Damn, fucking Raiders can't do anything right..
Guess what dipshit - in two weeks it'll be Skins/Cowboys for 1st place. It'll be an epic battle of two sub-.500 teams.

That's right. BIG GAME on Sunday Night Football.

Anybody who wants to blame Romo for the Dallas loss yesterday is a moron.
The Defense let the team down yesterday. Linebackers were getting burned by running backs and tight ends catching passes for TD's.
Rivers was really, really good and kept the Dallas offense off the field
for almost all of the 3rd quarter.

Up 21-10 shouldn't guarantee a win, but giving up 20 consecutive points is just unacceptable.

Fucking scary Denver is coming to town on Sunday. Maybe Dallas should feel fortunate the game is at home and not in Denver.
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Machado wrote:Maybe Dallas should feel fortunate the game is at home and not in Denver.
Maybe? Why the fuck would you "maybe" that?

When in the history of football has a team preferred to play on the road?
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Welp, Not bad for September.. 2-2..

Cowboys be 2-3 basically, so, that's gonna suck. No way in hell they are going to even come close to beating the Broncos.

Nice seeing the giants and eagles lose.. Damn, fucking Raiders can't do anything right..
Guess what dipshit - in two weeks it'll be Skins/Cowboys for 1st place. It'll be an epic battle of two sub-.500 teams.
Those games are always a good time. Hate when the Cowboys play on Sunday Night. Usually spells doom for them.

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tin00can wrote:
demolition23 wrote:Well, nice to see another good performance from rivers this year. He's 3-1 solid starts, which, after the last two seasons, is a relief. Of course, Gates being healthy for the first time in three or four seasons helps.

Team itself is 2-2 and no chance in the division with both Denver and KC looking solid, but at least it's been entertaining so far. And wins over the the Cowboys and Eagles are nice too - two teams who get more press for 6-10 seasons than San Diego ever would for going 13-3.

Of course, when we wind up 8-8 and outside the sweet draft picks I doubt the season will amount to much - but at least we might not need to draft a QB just yet.

This team is...slightly different that the Chargers of the last few years. Each game has been close but they've actually finished two of them. That Houston game was such a motherfucker and it could have doomed the season but they've bounced back a little bit. They won today with a patchwork O-line. Rivers keeps throwing those goddamned pick-sixes but has still managed to look good. I agree with your assessment, they'll probably be middle of the road and not get a top-shelf draft pick but can still do good. However, it's never too early to think about the next QB. Wouldn't hurt to have somebody waiting in the wings...
True, but at least they don't need an immediate replacement like it was looking they might.

Also, only 2 int in 4 games, two of which he passed a lot in, ain't so bad.
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UtahRatt wrote:HOW BOUT THEM BEARS!!

UtahRatt wrote:I hate Cutlerfuck and the Bears but I think they've got a team to recon with.
Well every other game when Cuntler panics and starts targeting DB's.
Quoting myself again for the record books.

J. Cutlerfuck: 27/47 317yds 6.7 2TD's 3INT's 65.6Raiting

Cutlerfuck launching missiles in all directions. Bet there's dents on vending machines, benches and a few in the stands. He don't throw incomplete passes, they're foul balls.

There has been horrible QB play everywhere.

At this point the one QB I'd want is Brady, Brees, Rodgers and Peyton. Everyone else is either hit or miss to downright bad.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:Maybe Dallas should feel fortunate the game is at home and not in Denver.
Maybe? Why the fuck would you "maybe" that?

When in the history of football has a team preferred to play on the road?
1995 Cleveland Browns.

And settle the fuck down. You don't know everything, although you try to make others think you do.
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AliceManson wrote:
sin wrote:I just looked at the league standings. Still shocks me that no one in the AFC East or the NFC North is above 500.
Why? The Ravens had a yard sale with their players to keep Joke Flacco, the Steelers downfall started a long time ago, and it's the Browns and Bungles.
Because both the AFC East and NFC North both have teams above .500.
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Since the Chargers at Raiders kick off has been moved to 8:35 pm local time Sunday, my local AFC t.v. station will now be televising the Denver/Cowboys
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Machado wrote:Since the Chargers at Raiders kick off has been moved to 8:35 pm local time Sunday, my local AFC t.v. station will now be televising the Denver/Cowboys
game.
Denver is my local fucking coverage team. I get more things done so it even's out.
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johnk5150 wrote: There has been horrible QB play everywhere.

At this point the one QB I'd want is Brady, Brees, Rodgers and Peyton. Everyone else is either hit or miss to downright bad.
The Redskins got 7 sacks on Matt Flynn on Saturday.

And it ain't because they have a good defense.
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Todd Haley's wife has been sending nudies to other men, how can you not enjoy the shitshow known as the Steelers?

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/ ... man-photo/
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AliceManson wrote:Todd Haley's wife has been sending nudies to other men, how can you not enjoy the shitshow known as the Steelers?

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/ ... man-photo/

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Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote: There has been horrible QB play everywhere.

At this point the one QB I'd want is Brady, Brees, Rodgers and Peyton. Everyone else is either hit or miss to downright bad.
The Redskins got 7 sacks on Matt Flynn on Saturday.

And it ain't because they have a good defense.
At least RGIII is young. If Denver tosses a QB...Good luck. Tim Tebow is still available.

Come on John, Cutler's flashes are always followed by the toilet flushing. He's a model of inconsistency. The Bears need the Run and a Defense cause they won't do it with his arm...Brain.
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AliceManson wrote:Todd Haley's wife has been sending nudies to other men, how can you not enjoy the shitshow known as the Steelers?

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/ ... man-photo/

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NeverSurrender wrote:
AliceManson wrote:Todd Haley's wife has been sending nudies to other men, how can you not enjoy the shitshow known as the Steelers?

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/ ... man-photo/

I'm all bonered up.
You guys spank to edited photos with little pink hearts? Where's the beef?

Are they in there or what?
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UtahRatt wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote: There has been horrible QB play everywhere.

At this point the one QB I'd want is Brady, Brees, Rodgers and Peyton. Everyone else is either hit or miss to downright bad.
The Redskins got 7 sacks on Matt Flynn on Saturday.

And it ain't because they have a good defense.
At least RGIII is young. If Denver tosses a QB...Good luck. Tim Tebow is still available.

Come on John, Cutler's flashes are always followed by the toilet flushing. He's a mode
l of inconsistency. The Bears need the Run and a Defense cause they won't do it with his arm...Brain.
I'm not defending Cutler. I'm saying there are 4 good QBs right now. See above.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
AliceManson wrote:Todd Haley's wife has been sending nudies to other men, how can you not enjoy the shitshow known as the Steelers?

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/ ... man-photo/

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Great bod on Mrs. Haley.
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johnk5150 wrote:I'm not defending Cutler. I'm saying there are 4 good QBs right now. See above.
Gotcha. I'd hate to see anyone defend Cutler, it would be like watching illness and not be able to help.

Actually, don't like Cutler or the Bears so I just decided they wont go to the playoffs.
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johnk5150 wrote:I'm not defending Cutler. I'm saying there are 4 good QBs right now. See above.
If you're talking about right now exclusively, you've got to say Rivers is good right now. 11/1 TD/ints, some big touchdown games, some big yardage games. Only one mediocre performance but the team was still in it.

Will it last? Maybe not, but there aren't very many teams that wouldn't take his first quarter of the season over what they had.
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Frazier says "Ponder is our starter."

He had better be lying to confuse the Panthers.
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demolition23 wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:I'm not defending Cutler. I'm saying there are 4 good QBs right now. See above.
If you're talking about right now exclusively, you've got to say Rivers is good right now. 11/1 TD/ints, some big touchdown games, some big yardage games. Only one mediocre performance but the team was still in it.

Will it last? Maybe not, but there aren't very many teams that wouldn't take his first quarter of the season over what they had.
Do Chargers fans know what they had in Brees?
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johnk5150 wrote:
demolition23 wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:I'm not defending Cutler. I'm saying there are 4 good QBs right now. See above.
If you're talking about right now exclusively, you've got to say Rivers is good right now. 11/1 TD/ints, some big touchdown games, some big yardage games. Only one mediocre performance but the team was still in it.

Will it last? Maybe not, but there aren't very many teams that wouldn't take his first quarter of the season over what they had.
Do Chargers fans know what they had in Brees?
I don't think anyone knew what Brees would become. Especially considering that he was coming off a torn labrum. It's not like there were a slew of times banging on his door when he became a free agent.
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Kind of a silly question given everybody knows how great Brees has become, and also not that relevant to the point I was making, but yeah, that's pretty much it. I wasn't happy when the let him to like they did, but nobody knew what would happen next for sure, and who knows if it would have happened in SD anyhow?

Besides, Rivers has had better years as Chargers QB than Bree's did as chargers QB.
So yeah, while it sucks in retrospect, I don't think it ranks as one of the all time awful decision based on the information they had at the time.
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demolition23 wrote:Besides, Rivers has had better years as Chargers QB than Bree's did as chargers QB.
So yeah, while it sucks in retrospect, I don't think it ranks as one of the all time awful decision based on the information they had at the time.
Rivers on paper was the right choice for the Bolts, it's the supporting cast that's missed. Bree's blew the fuck up and never looked back, didn't see it coming. Didn't think he's last this long either.
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Don't forget that a factor in the Chargers' decision was that Brees was coming off two major surgeries on his arm.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Don't forget that a factor in the Chargers' decision was that Brees was coming off two major surgeries on his arm.
So was Manning.
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