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I know it's a novel concept but keep the other team out of the end zone.
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Crazy Levi wrote:That shit is going too far. This isn't college.

With the game on the line, if you can't stop your opponent from driving 80 yards for a TD, you deserve to lose.
If Manning didn't choke on his last int it wouldn't have went to OT.

Fuck college rules, I like it better then when both get a shot from the 20 BS. There's two sides to a team and you nailed it, if you can't stop an 80 yard drive you lose.
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Time to bust out the NFL U-Haul..........Here we go afuckingin.

Raiders and the Rams in LA? Is the Bills going to move north eh?

With Los Angeles looming, NFL envisions $2B sale price for Raiders Would Mark Davis take $2B to sell the Raiders to help the NFL fill its LA market?

With the sale of the Buffalo Bills to the Pegula family set to be voted through in a matter of weeks for $1.4 billion, there is considerable attention being paid by NFL officials to the plight of the Raiders.

They still face a highly uncertain stadium situation with their lease in Oakland expiring after the season and the team no longer interested in going year-to-year there. League sources said the NFL now believes the Raiders could generate $2 billion or more if sold, and, selling the team remains the most likely path for a move to Los Angeles.

The NFL will be very careful about who gets that Los Angeles market, and Raiders owner Mark Davis has limitations in real estate, marketing and overall business expertise. Convincing Davis to take a few billion to sell the team to one of the league's short-list of owners-in-waiting -- a list headlined by Larry Ellison, sources said -- would be one way to fast-track getting to that market.

There are numerous people around the league more or less waiting for the Rams, whose lease in St. Louis also is up after the season, to announce an intent to move by the February deadline to do so. And Commissioner Roger Goodell has made it clear the league views Los Angeles as a two-team town. Of course, getting their first tends to have significant positive ramifications for sponsorships, naming rights, etc. The sense of urgency about the LA market is at a more fevered pitch than it has been for quite some time, and the behind-the-scenes machinations won't subside soon.

Even without a stadium solution, selling the Raiders to someone equipped to get them to LA would ensure the price tag gets where the league wants it to be, and some wonder if at some point the headaches and tribulations of trying to get a new stadium eventually would lead to Davis going that route.

Sounds possible both the Rams and Raiders could be in LA...FUCK THAT.

I'd love to see the Ram's take over LA but not this shit with the Raiders again. I can understand why, Oakland is a shit stadium with a year to year lease also splits the stadium with the A's which has a dirt in field till November. On top of being a low market team.

If anyone should be in LA it should be the Rams, tho the Raiders won a Super Bowl in LA. If the Raiders go to LA, they better be the first to move.

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Packers: After gutting their core WR's and now line problems, I question them making the playoffs.

Patriots: You have major line issues when the Raiders have a chance to beat you.

Dallas: Again, almost got spanked by a shit team. Romo pick 6 on cue with Fumble Murray 3rd or 4th game in a row? 31 points to the Rams.... Some back up named Austin Davis had a better game then Romo. I'm sure Machado said it was a good win...Like almost losing to North Dakota State.

How about dem Panthers.....So much for picking them to be undefeted. Clearly Hardy didn't bring enough ammunition to ABUSE the Steelers. So much for that Defense. Steeler's ran Le'Veon Bell 147y and LeGarrette Blount 118y

How bout dem 49ers! Not what I was expecting but think they'll pull it together.

Brian Hoyer (4-2) is only Browns QB over .500 since 1999, Fucking Ravens. They abused the browns with a last second FG


The last of the undefeted: Eagles, Cardinals, Bengals

The last of the winless: Buc's, Jax's, Raiders
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UtahRatt wrote:

The last of the undefeted: Eagles, Cardinals, Bengals

The last of the winless: Buc's, Jax's, Raiders
I won't even begin to make a prediction on the undefeated teams, but I think we will be able to scratch the Jags off the list of winless soon. Bortles may not be flashy but he is the real deal.
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Fucking Eagles fans whining about cheap shots.

Eagles fans.

Anyway on an INT return I thought everyone was fair game but I guess not. I'm with Utah, bring back the XFL!!!!

Was a good game. Skins always seem to come up short on these ones but the Eagles look to be pretty good. Nice to see some venom getting put back into this rivalry anyway.
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It used to be that way but they changed the rule after Warren Sapp nearly killed a QB a few years back.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:It used to be that way but they changed the rule after Warren Sapp nearly killed a QB a few years back.
Oh.

Change it back!
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I'm more pissed off about Cary Williams complaining about Chip Kelly's practice schedule than Baker's hit on Foles. Jackson made you look like an asshole once, don't do it to yourself a second time.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I'm more pissed off about Cary Williams complaining about Chip Kelly's practice schedule than Baker's hit on Foles. Jackson made you look like an asshole once, don't do it to yourself a second time.

I'm not an Eagles fan, but Chip Kelly is the master of using the clock.
I'm surprised more teams haven't adopted having the person with the ball put it in the officials hands after being tackled.

Instead of a receiver leaving the ball on the ground and the clock still running, Chip has made sure that they give the ball to the ref, which gives them more time.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I'm more pissed off about Cary Williams complaining about Chip Kelly's practice schedule than Baker's hit on Foles. Jackson made you look like an asshole once, don't do it to yourself a second time.
Stephen A Smith. When will he get shit-canned?

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WTF wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I'm more pissed off about Cary Williams complaining about Chip Kelly's practice schedule than Baker's hit on Foles. Jackson made you look like an asshole once, don't do it to yourself a second time.
Stephen A Smith. When will he get shit-canned?

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/spor ... Foles.html
He's a piece of garbage that nobody takes seriously. The East Coast version of Skip Bayless.
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Dallas: Again, almost got spanked by a shit team. Romo pick 6 on cue with Fumble Murray 3rd or 4th game in a row? 31 points to the Rams.... Some back up named Austin Davis had a better game then Romo. I'm sure Machado said it was a good win...Like almost losing to North Dakota State.
You are so dumb.
Romo only had the 2nd best QBR after Sunday.
How did Davis have a better game?
Dallas won.
Davis threw a sweet INT when Rams had a chance to tie or take the lead

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Machado wrote:
Utah-We can always count on your to write a dumb post
...and the irony meter just melted.
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Machado wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:

Dallas: Again, almost got spanked by a shit team. Romo pick 6 on cue with Fumble Murray 3rd or 4th game in a row? 31 points to the Rams.... Some back up named Austin Davis had a better game then Romo. I'm sure Machado said it was a good win...Like almost losing to North Dakota State.
You are so dumb.
Romo only had the 2nd best QBR after Sunday.
You know what happened to the last moron who came in here spouting about QBRs to support the mediocre performance of a QB?
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This is probably a stupid question, but I thought overtime rules in NFL were always sudden death. As in first team that scores wins the game whether it be by field goal or touchdown. I thought the only difference in the new rule is that a field goal isn't good enough to end it.

Did it used to be that they just played a whole extra quarter? I don't remember it being like that.
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You're right, it used to just be first team to score. It's just that this time it was Peyton FUCKING Manning in his Superbowl revenge match
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Hey Machado!

The Cowboys are a bunch of bitches.



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Dallas Cowboys cornerback Morris Claiborne has had a rough 72 hours. He was repeatedly roasted by the St. Louis Rams' receiver group on Sunday and was called out by owner Jerry Jones on Tuesday morning.

By Tuesday afternoon, Claiborne learned he was benched. And that was too much to handle. NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reports that Claiborne packed his things and walked out of the facility after learning Orlando Scandrick was going to replace him as the starter, according to a Cowboys source. Claiborne skipped the Cowboys' walk-through practice.

Tony Romo

Dallas has put a lot of time and resources into the 2012 No. 6 overall pick. He's been a subpar starter since joining the team.

"Is he what we had hoped for at this point when we drafted him with the sixth overall pick, giving up the [second-round] pick to go up to the sixth pick to get him? No," Jones said on KRLD-FM Tuesday. "But he's going to be a good player."

We suspect Claiborne's emotional response to his benching won't have a huge lasting effect. He doesn't have much trade value, and the Cowboys infamously hate to admit personnel mistakes until it's too late. Claiborne doesn't have many options other than to show up for work Wednesday.
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I think the Baker hit was somewhat chickenshit only because he was laying into a quarterback who clearly wasn't going to do anything meaningful on the play. That said, what makes it illegal? First, not sure it was a "late" hit, because it looks to me like it happens just as the runner is being tackled, so the play is live. Second, it's not a block in the back or to the head, or using the helmet? So what is the outrage about?

I mean, people don't like a puny quarterback who isn't blocking or doing anything effective (but is nonetheless right in the middle of the play and blocking round him) getting mauled by 300 lb+ offensive lineman, and I kinda get that, but if Foles doesn't want to subject himself to blocks, then he should stay the fuck out of the play, no?

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Crazy Levi wrote:Hey Machado!

The Cowboys are a bunch of bitches.



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Dallas Cowboys cornerback Morris Claiborne has had a rough 72 hours. He was repeatedly roasted by the St. Louis Rams' receiver group on Sunday and was called out by owner Jerry Jones on Tuesday morning.

By Tuesday afternoon, Claiborne learned he was benched. And that was too much to handle. NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reports that Claiborne packed his things and walked out of the facility after learning Orlando Scandrick was going to replace him as the starter, according to a Cowboys source. Claiborne skipped the Cowboys' walk-through practice.

Tony Romo

Dallas has put a lot of time and resources into the 2012 No. 6 overall pick. He's been a subpar starter since joining the team.

"Is he what we had hoped for at this point when we drafted him with the sixth overall pick, giving up the [second-round] pick to go up to the sixth pick to get him? No," Jones said on KRLD-FM Tuesday. "But he's going to be a good player."

We suspect Claiborne's emotional response to his benching won't have a huge lasting effect. He doesn't have much trade value, and the Cowboys infamously hate to admit personnel mistakes until it's too late. Claiborne doesn't have many options other than to show up for work Wednesday.

What a little bitch.. If he didn't suck so bad, he would be starting. What's worse is he is being replaced by a douche that ain't that much better on the outside. Scandrick is decent covering the slot guy. But, outside? Pfffttt.. BOTH SUCK..

I hope Dallas cuts Claiborne.. He can get in line with all the dumbfucks too lazy or stupid to get an education and bitch about minimum wage..
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veritas wrote:I think the Baker hit was somewhat chickenshit only because he was laying into a quarterback who clearly wasn't going to do anything meaningful on the play. That said, what makes it illegal? First, not sure it was a "late" hit, because it looks to me like it happens just as the runner is being tackled, so the play is live. Second, it's not a block in the back or to the head, or using the helmet? So what is the outrage about?

I mean, people don't like a puny quarterback who isn't blocking or doing anything effective (but is nonetheless right in the middle of the play and blocking round him) getting mauled by 300 lb+ offensive lineman, and I kinda get that, but if Foles doesn't want to subject himself to blocks, then he should stay the fuck out of the play, no?

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Tell that dumbass .."head on a swivel".. There's a reason why women dont' play the game.

Nice hit IMO.
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Eagles fans rooted on Andre "Dirty" Waters for 10 years and now they can't stand the sight of a little cheap shot action.

It's true...a decade plus at the Linc has softened that fanbase up.

Foles is IN THE PLAY - he's got an angle and he's ready to make a tackle.

I don't see what the fuck is wrong with that hit. Talk shit get shot.
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The NFL announced on Tuesday that they will not suspend Washington Redskins defensive lineman Chris Baker after determining that Baker’s hit on Eagles quarterback Nick Foles during Sunday’s game in Philadelphia was legal.

“Baker didn’t do anything wrong with that hit,” said Troy Vincent, the NFL’s executive vice president of football operations. “When you look at the rule, he didn’t do anything illegal. People can say it’s a cheap shot and you can talk about whether it might fall under unsportsmanlike conduct. But when you know the rule and you look at the play, he didn’t hit him in the head. He didn’t hit him in the neck. We looked at it. I looked at it very closely. He’s not going to be fined for that.”

Under NFL rules, a quarterback is considered a defenseless player after throwing an interception and cannot be hit by an opposing player in the head or neck area. Baker’s hit was in neither spot.
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Tell that dumbass .."head on a swivel".. There's a reason why women dont' play the game.

Nice hit IMO.
That woman is going to shred the shit out of the Cowboys. Speaking of pussies, their secondary has quite a bit of vaginal stench today.

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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
Tell that dumbass .."head on a swivel".. There's a reason why women dont' play the game.

Nice hit IMO.
That woman is going to shred the shit out of the Cowboys. Speaking of pussies, their secondary has quite a bit of vaginal stench today.

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Boy, you just took that whole sentence out of whack. LOL

Never called Foles a woman. A suckass dirtbag Eagles player? Yes..

I was referring to the hit,, which was awesome, on any player, mind you. And THAT hit is why Women don't play the game. ..

Yeah, the Eagles will probably beat the Cowboys, oh boy.. LOL. What a shocker that the defense sucks for Dallas. Nice Captain Obvious..
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Machado wrote:You are so dumb.
Romo only had the 2nd best QBR after Sunday
Romo is ranked 23rd in Rating.

The only stat I see Tony Romo in the top ten is tied for first in INT's!
ROMO, tied for first in INT's
QBR 23rd
Yards 19th
TD's 12th
PCT% 12th

Rams Austin Davis made his 2nd career start and has more yards, better rating, better completion rating, one less TD and plays for the lowly rams.

Kirk Cousins has more yards, TD's and a lot better rating.


http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats? ... ified=true


Mach ado wrote:Murray gets 3rd consecutive 100 yard game.
Dallas D continues to exceed expectations.
And Murray 3rd consecutive game with a fumble. One returned for a TD.

Dallas D exceed Expectations? 31 points and 448 yards to the Rams? Against a QB who's started 2 games, played in 3? They've played the lowly Titans and the Rams and their D is hovering around bottom half and that's exceeding? You must expect them to finish dead last.

Dallas D giving up....
Points - 18th 23 points a game
Total yds - 21st 360 yards a game
Passing yds - 21st 250 yards a game
Rusing yds - 15th 110yards a game
Mach ado wrote:Terrific win by Dallas.
31 points and 448 yards to the Rams. TERRIFIC WIN GUIES!
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