Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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Glad I didn't spend any money on that...

But... for all the hate The Paul Brothers receive, they're undeniably massively successful. Kudos to them!

Mike's age REALLY showed, which we knew it would... but... seeing him in hi-definition with no underwear on was the cherry on top! HA!

And for all of those who say "F#@K Jake Paul", blah, blah, blah... he's putting food on the table, for A LOT of people, similarly are Taylor Swift, Bieber, Conor, The Kardashians and everyone else the masses love to hate on.

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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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HueyRamone wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2024 8:06 am Felt like Tyson tried for 2 rounds, got tired, and said "I can just stay out of range for 12 minutes and collect 20 mil. that's roughly $600,000 a minute."

What the fuck is up with 2 min rounds? Was that a thing before this fight? I snickered when the announcer said "we've got just 1 minute left in the round", as if it was winding down, when it had not only just started, but was also only at the midpoint.
My thoughts exactly! Tyson did NOT have the eye of the tiger thought he was going to have. In fact, BOTH men looked very scared. The women gave a far better fight! Still, it was cool to see a Mike Tyson fight again and I'm glad he didn't get knocked down at least.
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Wild Obsession wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2024 8:43 am Completely underwhelming and scripted.

I've had more of a "physical altercation" jerking off.....
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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Ol' Dirty Bastard wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2024 12:12 pm Shit didn't even load after like 3 rounds until the very end anyway, garbage
LOL, what you got 56k modem over there? Worked fine here.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9phCHjI6cI
Own the royalties. 4x the views since the fight. THAT YOU JAKE PAUL!
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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A championship boxing match is 36 minutes. 3mins x 12 rounds = 36.

Tyson and Paul fought for 16 minutes. Eight two minute rounds.

Two minute rounds are the standard for women's boxing. There's never been a men's match for two minutes AFAIK.

It was that short to accommodate Mike and get approved by the commission. They were fighting in Texas because it would be really tough to get the credible commissions (NV, NY and CA) to approve Mike to fight. Texas let them do it, but I'm sure part of getting him approved was making the fight short.
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They better get the streaming right before Christmas.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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eddie lee roth wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2024 2:10 pm They better get the streaming right before Christmas.
I hope they don't... I want streaming live sports to die off.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson

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i haven't been that disappointed and let down since finding out Santa wasn't real. I understand Tyson running out of gas in the 3rd round and on but he could have, and should have, knocked that youtuber into the dirt when the gate opened. It would have been a rallying cry for all people over 50 around the world. AARP could have ran stories for a years off of it. Instead, they both should have just sat a table in the middle of the ring and shared drinks...
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