Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer

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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer

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Wow, that was awkward!
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In his autobio, he says she was 16 and he was in his late 20s.
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That...hasn't aged well. He would have been 27 when she was 16.

Funny how times change...nowdays people would see that as grooming and abusive or something and start screaming PEDO...back then, you could talk about it on TV and just go on with your life.
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Turner Coates wrote: Wed Mar 26, 2025 9:14 am In his autobio, he says she was 16 and he was in his late 20s.
So it happened in 1976, and he was 27.
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That is some weird wild stuff
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Took me a while to realise this isn't Jon Schaffer, very confusing.
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I'm more surprised that Paul likes girls. Never got that impression.
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That hadn't aged well even back then.

But I suppose a guy that looks like this having to chase down high school sophomores to get laid is the least surprising thing ever. :lol:

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Paul Shaffer Meets Artie Fufkin from This Is Spinal Tap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTeT9TkC1r8
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Looking up Paul vs Val at that point made me remember how much of a crush I had on her when I was liiiiiike 12. I would have eaten my own foot if that was what it took for her to be my girlfriend.

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Sleek wrote: Wed Mar 26, 2025 10:14 am That...hasn't aged well.
Nor has she. Hot to NOT...
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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Thin when young means fat when old for most italian girls. At least the young fat ones aren't lying to you
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I always thought/assumed Schaffer was gay?
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I always assumed this was just a bit, a very un funny bit, but not something that really happened.
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Wild Obsession wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 4:57 am I always thought/assumed Schaffer was gay?
Same. As gay as the day is long. He even wrote "It's Raining Men" with some other guy.
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