Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
Wow, that was awkward!
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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
In his autobio, he says she was 16 and he was in his late 20s.

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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
That...hasn't aged well. He would have been 27 when she was 16.
Funny how times change...nowdays people would see that as grooming and abusive or something and start screaming PEDO...back then, you could talk about it on TV and just go on with your life.
Funny how times change...nowdays people would see that as grooming and abusive or something and start screaming PEDO...back then, you could talk about it on TV and just go on with your life.
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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
So it happened in 1976, and he was 27.Turner Coates wrote: ↑Wed Mar 26, 2025 9:14 am In his autobio, he says she was 16 and he was in his late 20s.
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑
LI is a gentleman and scholar but that “Parasite” take is wild!
LI is a gentleman and scholar but that “Parasite” take is wild!
Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
Took me a while to realise this isn't Jon Schaffer, very confusing.
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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
I'm more surprised that Paul likes girls. Never got that impression.
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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
That hadn't aged well even back then.
But I suppose a guy that looks like this having to chase down high school sophomores to get laid is the least surprising thing ever.

But I suppose a guy that looks like this having to chase down high school sophomores to get laid is the least surprising thing ever.


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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
Paul Shaffer Meets Artie Fufkin from This Is Spinal Tap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTeT9TkC1r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTeT9TkC1r8

Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
Looking up Paul vs Val at that point made me remember how much of a crush I had on her when I was liiiiiike 12. I would have eaten my own foot if that was what it took for her to be my girlfriend.

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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
Thin when young means fat when old for most italian girls. At least the young fat ones aren't lying to you
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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
I always thought/assumed Schaffer was gay?
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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
I always assumed this was just a bit, a very un funny bit, but not something that really happened.
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Re: Bertinelli dated Paul Schaffer
Same. As gay as the day is long. He even wrote "It's Raining Men" with some other guy.
