What Huge Rock Acts Have Destroyed Their Testicles More - Not A Poll

[DangerZone]

Well?

[Bono Nettencourt]

Van Hagar. NeuterEd America's greatest rock'n'roll band.

[Gibsonite]

Van Hagar. NeuterEd America's greatest rock'n'roll band.

There was just as much, if not more, pussified shit on 1984 than there was on 5150. Fact.

[Bono Nettencourt]

Fiction.

[Wiseacre]

Lifetime achievement awards could go to these bands:

REO Speedwagon
Journey
Chicago

[schlonginski]

Mötley Crüe

[Olivia Sophia]

Styx

[Bono Nettencourt]

Aerosmith.

[Jason Jennifer Leigh]

Destroyed?

I don’t understand the question.

[SchenkerFan]

Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.

[Bono Nettencourt]

Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.

Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT . I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.

[Black Stuff]

Aerosmith

[EnuffRatt]

Rod Stewart

[Nate S Axel]

Which band was Jackie Enx in again? That one.

[TheDeadBastard]

Which band was Jackie Enx in again? That one.

Came here to make that joke. And from the last couple of years it looks like Jason (Jackie) has regrets about losing them.

[Bono Nettencourt]

Which band was Jackie Enx in again? That one.

Came here to make that joke. And from the last couple of years it looks like Jason (Jackie) has regrets about losing them.

Guess they finally took a long long ride with themselves.

[dmbrocker]

Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.

Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT . I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.

Guess I'm one of the few here who likes 80's Phil Collins and Genesis. It might not be ballsy, but it's great polished pop. I actually grew up loving No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch.

[Nate S Axel]

Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.

Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT . I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.

Guess I'm one of the few here who likes 80's Phil Collins and Genesis. It might not be ballsy, but it's great polished pop. I actually grew up loving No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch.

Great albums!

Who was the pretentious dork who started that Genesis poll that excluded "Invisible Touch" because they hated anything fun and there was no way "true" Genesis fanbois would vote for it?

Then most of the replies wrote in "Invisible Touch" and it won.

[Bono Nettencourt]

Clapton. Went from ballsy bluesy hard rock to limp dick shit like Wonderful Tonight. And most of the songs weren't even good, the man was just poor at songwriting.

Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT . I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.

Guess I'm one of the few here who likes 80's Phil Collins and Genesis. It might not be ballsy, but it's great polished pop. I actually grew up loving No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch.

You also think that Power Windows is great, so that tracks.

[dmbrocker]

Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT . I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.

Guess I'm one of the few here who likes 80's Phil Collins and Genesis. It might not be ballsy, but it's great polished pop. I actually grew up loving No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch.

You also think that Power Windows is great, so that tracks.

I’m just weird like that. I think anything with 80’s-style synth is great. Different strokes for different folks, you know.

[DangerZone]

Yeah, after 461 he really lost his way. Slowhand is a good record but WT . I don't blame him for his 80s records, Phil Collins was busy ruining everything that decade.

Guess I'm one of the few here who likes 80's Phil Collins and Genesis. It might not be ballsy, but it's great polished pop. I actually grew up loving No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch.

Great albums!

Who was the pretentious dork who started that Genesis poll that excluded "Invisible Touch" because they hated anything fun and there was no way "true" Genesis fanbois would vote for it?

Then most of the replies wrote in "Invisible Touch" and it won.

the best 80s Phil Collins effort…

easy lover

[Bono Nettencourt]

Guess I'm one of the few here who likes 80's Phil Collins and Genesis. It might not be ballsy, but it's great polished pop. I actually grew up loving No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch.

Great albums!

Who was the pretentious dork who started that Genesis poll that excluded "Invisible Touch" because they hated anything fun and there was no way "true" Genesis fanbois would vote for it?

Then most of the replies wrote in "Invisible Touch" and it won.

the best 80s Phil Collins effort…

easy lover

Facts. Philip Bailey was too talented for him to fuck up.

[rubysdad]

Def Leppard.

[kwf]

Van Hagar

[CrankerBait]

Aerosmith

There's an argument to be made for them, if only you based it on that trio of nearly identical, shit awful ballads from Get a Grip. (It would have been excusable if they'd stopped at "Cryin'", but they had to go and add the other two render the rest of the album sackless.)

Pump did have "What it Takes", but that happened to be a decent song.

They managed to redeem themselves a little with Nine Lives, it has to be said, but then they went and completely shit the bed with everything that came after.

[JamesHetfieldsAcneScars]

Van Hagar. NeuterEd America's greatest rock'n'roll band.

There was just as much, if not more, pussified shit on 1984 than there was on 5150. Fact.

What pussified shit is on 1984?

[Gibsonite]

Van Hagar. NeuterEd America's greatest rock'n'roll band.

There was just as much, if not more, pussified shit on 1984 than there was on 5150. Fact.

What pussified shit is on 1984?

Jump & I'll Wait were the first indication that VH were going down the synth-heavy road, no matter who the singer was. I prefer Roth-Halen by far but the idea that Sam showed up and ruined the classic VH sound singlehandedly is laughable.

[Wednesday 13 Fan]

W.A.S.P. and Mötley Crüe after the PMRC got on them certainly would qualify.

[Tommy]

Aerosmith

There's an argument to be made for them, if only you based it on that trio of nearly identical, shit awful ballads from Get a Grip. (It would have been excusable if they'd stopped at "Cryin'", but they had to go and add the other two render the rest of the album sackless.)

Pump did have "What it Takes", but that happened to be a decent song.

They managed to redeem themselves a little with Nine Lives, it has to be said, but then they went and completely shit the bed with everything that came after.

They solidified it with Don't Wanna Miss A Thing.

[HueyRamone]

W.A.S.P. and Mötley Crüe after the PMRC got on them certainly would qualify.

Are you referring to WASPs Inside the Electric Circus as the one being neutered by the PMRC? The one with lyrics like "My emotions cummin down... ALL ACROSS YOUR FACE! Im gonna shoot it BANG BOOM shoot it from the hip"