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Single ply toilet paper

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Any of you cheapskates use this?
Ever get poop on your fingers?
Had a friend way back whose dad would buy double ply and make family members peel them apart for single ply.
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I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.
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Mojo wrote: Tue Jul 15, 2025 11:23 am I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.
That’s a realistic reason to use.
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It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).
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Hatchets Molly wrote: Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:13 pm It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).
I do most of my defecating at work.
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I have had multiple long hospital stays and lemme tell you, single ply only adds to the misery.
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I bet you lucky guys never had this stuff BITD:
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Izal antiseptic toilet roll. It was common at schools, and one set of my grandparents also bought it, at least until the early 80s. From https://sheffielder.net/2020/04/02/izal ... to-health/, "Shiny on one side, rough on the other, experience showed that the paper was better at smearing rather than cleaning, and children of a certain age remember it better as being a useful musical instrument (comb and paper), as well as an excellent tracing paper."
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