Single ply toilet paper

[VinnieVincentsVag]

Any of you cheapskates use this?
Ever get poop on your fingers?
Had a friend way back whose dad would buy double ply and make family members peel them apart for single ply.

[Mojo]

I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.

[VinnieVincentsVag]

I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.

That’s a realistic reason to use.
You get a pass

[Hatchets Molly]

It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

[VinnieVincentsVag]

It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

I do most of my defecating at work.
I get there a half hour before anyone else.
I let her eat.

[ParaDime77]

I have had multiple long hospital stays and lemme tell you, single ply only adds to the misery.

[GoodJudge]

I bet you lucky guys never had this stuff BITD:

Izal antiseptic toilet roll. It was common at schools, and one set of my grandparents also bought it, at least until the early 80s. From https://sheffielder.net/2020/04/02/izal ... to-health/, "Shiny on one side, rough on the other, experience showed that the paper was better at smearing rather than cleaning, and children of a certain age remember it better as being a useful musical instrument (comb and paper), as well as an excellent tracing paper."

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

I do most of my defecating at work.
I get there a half hour before anyone else.
I let her eat.

You do that too? I mean pooping at work before any of my coworkers arrive?

[Nate S Axel]

Any of you cheapskates use this?
Ever get poop on your fingers?
Had a friend way back whose dad would buy double ply and make family members peel them apart for single ply.

Are you using one single sheet of TP to wipe your poo?

Spin the roll like 20 or 30 times and grab a big-ass pile like normal people. Fuck the environment.

[VinnieVincentsVag]

It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

I do most of my defecating at work.
I get there a half hour before anyone else.
I let her eat.

You do that too? I mean pooping at work before any of my coworkers arrive?

Or after, I don’t really care

[Hatchets Molly]

A couple of years ago, there was a thread about bidets. I recall Stevie being a skeptic, as was I. I went to Japan last summer and did not partake of the robo-bidet-toilet-wifi-artificial intelligence technology, being a skeptic. My wife bought one a couple of months later, and I gave it a test drive - and there is no turning back. Once learning proper technique, I could lower my standards to single ply. There is nothing to wipe except a little water. Not going to though. I enjoy the pillowy softness of two-ply.